surely some type of beowulf/ring saga is a better fit for a troll faced wolfboy. the germans really know how to work that shit into a cautionary morality tale.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3148/arshavinmovie.jpg
― I DIED, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
awesome.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Arshavatar
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arselolshavin.jpg
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
nsfw
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 25 January 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't think of a good arshavin slogan for that David Cameron poster everyone has been photoshopping. Can someone help?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
“Russia can be a very chauvinistic society, There is a saying: “A chicken is not a bird, and a woman is not a person”
― dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link
The magic:
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/Arshavin-speaks-hilarity-ensues?urn=sow,217754
In this bit for last weekend's episode of Soccer AM, the little Russian talked about his Arsenal teammates. And while I couldn't understand a good 90 percent of it, I loved every second. Here's a rundown of some of Arshavin's finer points:-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him. -Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.
-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.
-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.
-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.
-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him.
-Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.
-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.
-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.
Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Eboue was jokes.
― useless chamber, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah he thought they meant who had the biggest cock
― requiem for a team (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question
as did robbie keane, in fairness. his answer was about michael dawson spending ages on his hair.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link
who's longest in the grower though?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/06/article-1249110-07FF2992000005DC-584_306x430.jpg
― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Pffffff. That took ages to load - as always with this thread, I was on the edge of my seat. It was totally worth it.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Hi, Andrey! Some people say that the rain comes when the angels cry; some people say that it is a natural process. What do you think? Do you like rain?? Hi to Julia and the kids !!!!!Arshavin: No, I do not think that it’s angels’ tears. It's simply a natural phenomenon. Although it sounds more romantic the way you put it.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 March 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link
an amazing dude
― caek, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Andrei knows. He just knows.
― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:07 (fourteen years ago) link
3. From aniramHi, do you like horses? Have you ever ridden them? If not, do you want to try? If you want to ask me something, feel free to do it :)Arshavin: Actually, I once rode a horse bareback in the village. It was very slippery, I was a small boy then, I was barely holding its mane when suddenly it bolted and I almost fell into a pile of manure. After that, I never sat on the horse again.
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
11. From chesnajAndrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Daily Mail takes a pop at Yulia
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 19 March 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
I was a small boy then
Shall I do my "Was this the other week, or last year?" joke now?
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Where are these Q&As coming from? I have so many questions...
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
his website?
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
OK, cool. I like this http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=505
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
[http://www.arsenal.com/membership/membership-news/exclusive-members-player-qanda?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29]Competition to meet Arshavin[/URL]. I ha the form filled in before I realised you have to be a member.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
oops
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Sexy face:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01011/Andrey_Arshavin_28_1011091a.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link
'Question: What do you think of ideological anarchism?
'Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can't say anything.'
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://arshavin.eu/file/813.jpg
The photo section is a joy
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link
impossible not to like this guy
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
worth noting that he does not deny being a stripper.
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=527
<3 that this guy obv runs his own website
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 3 April 2010 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link
aw, the cute little birthday poem he wrote for his wife on the Russian version of his site
babelfish-type translators gave me this:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5772/5892.jpgspringtime for Yana today:sunshine, warmth!let your heart be filled with joy.there will be many giftson this April day.and in my baby girl's soulmay the lilac always bloom!
springtime for Yana today:sunshine, warmth!let your heart be filled with joy.there will be many giftson this April day.and in my baby girl's soulmay the lilac always bloom!
<3 indeed, Andrey
― broa super (unregistered), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
It's sad that he can write such a beautiful poem to yana, yet to bentner he can only manage to email "how are you"
― show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 4 April 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
He's on next Friday's Question of Sport. One for the iplayer. I'm guessing he won't do a lot and will disappear halfway through the show.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 4 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread needs more photoshopping.
― koogs, Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2607/mcshavin.png
― broa super (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Not on form this week:
Do you use hair gel??? If you do what type do you use?? What's your favorite hairstyle??? I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your hair?AA:I don’t have an ad contract with any hair gel producer. I use water before the game. A lot depends on water chemical composition.
AA:I don’t have an ad contract with any hair gel producer. I use water before the game. A lot depends on water chemical composition.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
That said, on page 2:
Hi Andrey! I just wanted to ask, if your daughter decided that her dream was to play professional football, would you encourage/support her in this?AA:I hope it will never happen.
AA:I hope it will never happen.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link
he's right tho, a lot does depend on water chemical composition.
― aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/2yynipg.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
should have him squeezed between them.
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
he's on question of sport now.photoshop that!
― not_goodwin, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
really? as if i couldn't <3 this guy anymore.
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
yup, bbc1!
― not_goodwin, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
wow, this show is even more boring and corny than I remembered but kudos for the airtime - also they should've listened to him on the what happened next round, he knew what was up
― neden magnet (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Gah, I only caught the last round and the answers were all cricket or rugger players - not Andrei's strong points I expect, I doubt he even knew what sports were involved.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link