NOIZE
― he "howls" the refrain in tune with the music (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
every time this is in new answers, i get an intense warm feeling of utter joy.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/o0QmM.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
I WANT THAT SHIRT
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)
i want that shirt
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)
you're going to have to yell that, plz.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:17 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― SORRY ASS IMPRESSIONS (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I want that shirt.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
In Russia, THAT SHIRT WANTS YOU!
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
would pay good money for that shirt
― President Danny Glover (Millsner), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/4207693817_b2306cbf75.jpg
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 08:43 (sixteen years ago)
I WANT THAT SHIRT!
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)
holy shit me too
― uttery cuntery (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:05 (sixteen years ago)
Would like to see a movie where that image is key.
― exploding angel vagina (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)
remake of "Jason & The Argonauts" except have that shirt instead of the golden fleece
― 12 inches of (snoball), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
I want that tongue not to be grey.
― Mark C, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
surely some type of beowulf/ring saga is a better fit for a troll faced wolfboy. the germans really know how to work that shit into a cautionary morality tale.
― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3148/arshavinmovie.jpg
― I DIED, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:45 (sixteen years ago)
awesome.
― And now my dick is where? Oh, this is too rich (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 01:53 (sixteen years ago)
Arshavatar
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arselolshavin.jpg
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:07 (sixteen years ago)
nsfw
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Monday, 25 January 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
I can't think of a good arshavin slogan for that David Cameron poster everyone has been photoshopping. Can someone help?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)
“Russia can be a very chauvinistic society, There is a saying: “A chicken is not a bird, and a woman is not a person”
― dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
The magic:
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/Arshavin-speaks-hilarity-ensues?urn=sow,217754
In this bit for last weekend's episode of Soccer AM, the little Russian talked about his Arsenal teammates. And while I couldn't understand a good 90 percent of it, I loved every second. Here's a rundown of some of Arshavin's finer points:-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him. -Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
-Sol Campbell is "double like me" or, twice the size of Andrei. Which is funny because it's true.
-Cesc Fabregas is slow and Andrei won't let him forget it.
-Mikael Silvestre "looks smart and clever," but is he? Who knows.
-Sol Campbell will not succumb to initiation rituals.
-Andrei says he has the worst taste in music because he's the only one who doesn't have an iPod. A line of logic that follows neatly with his anti-Blackberry stance, because who is he going to email? Bendtner? "How are you?" Hahaha our technology is beneath him.
-Bendtner is also awful at dressing himself.
-Emmanuel Eboue and Bacary Sagna dance naked in the dressing room. Which Andrei finds hilarious.
-He didn't want to say who takes the longest in the shower, but ... it's Jack Wilshere. His hesitation makes it sound weird. Probably best to stop there.
Once again, if Andrei Arshavin had his own television channel, I would watch it until my eyes bleed.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
Eboue was jokes.
― useless chamber, Friday, 5 February 2010 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:28 (sixteen years ago)
yeah he thought they meant who had the biggest cock
― requiem for a team (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:33 (sixteen years ago)
Think he misunderstood the "who's longest in the shower" question
as did robbie keane, in fairness. his answer was about michael dawson spending ages on his hair.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2010 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
who's longest in the grower though?
― The smile on my face, disguises the case, I bury the truth deep down in (ken c), Friday, 5 February 2010 14:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/06/article-1249110-07FF2992000005DC-584_306x430.jpg
― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
Pffffff. That took ages to load - as always with this thread, I was on the edge of my seat. It was totally worth it.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 February 2010 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
Hi, Andrey! Some people say that the rain comes when the angels cry; some people say that it is a natural process. What do you think? Do you like rain?? Hi to Julia and the kids !!!!!Arshavin: No, I do not think that it’s angels’ tears. It's simply a natural phenomenon. Although it sounds more romantic the way you put it.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 14 March 2010 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
an amazing dude
― caek, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:01 (sixteen years ago)
Andrei knows. He just knows.
― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:07 (sixteen years ago)
3. From aniramHi, do you like horses? Have you ever ridden them? If not, do you want to try? If you want to ask me something, feel free to do it :)Arshavin: Actually, I once rode a horse bareback in the village. It was very slippery, I was a small boy then, I was barely holding its mane when suddenly it bolted and I almost fell into a pile of manure. After that, I never sat on the horse again.
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
11. From chesnajAndrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 19 March 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Daily Mail takes a pop at Yulia
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 19 March 2010 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
I was a small boy then
Shall I do my "Was this the other week, or last year?" joke now?
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
Where are these Q&As coming from? I have so many questions...
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
his website?
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)
OK, cool. I like this http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=505
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)
[http://www.arsenal.com/membership/membership-news/exclusive-members-player-qanda?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+arsenal-news+%28News+Feed%29]Competition to meet Arshavin[/URL]. I ha the form filled in before I realised you have to be a member.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
oops
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)
Sexy face:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01011/Andrey_Arshavin_28_1011091a.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:41 (sixteen years ago)
'Question: What do you think of ideological anarchism?
'Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can't say anything.'
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 12:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://arshavin.eu/file/813.jpg
The photo section is a joy
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:03 (sixteen years ago)
impossible not to like this guy
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
worth noting that he does not deny being a stripper.
― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 14:54 (sixteen years ago)