Urban Foxes

Read this as "Unban Foxes". Thought I missed out on some hilarious troll action.

Oh my, a fox on Walthamstow Central escalators.

http://twitpic.com/sebvd

Woah! lol. I wonder where he was coming from.

probably a magical realm

Bushey?

Vulpes vulpes jus commutin

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-kit-fox-20-pictures,0,7823132.photogallery

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2012-02/68224655.jpg

lol I missed the previous revive with the fox on Walthamstow Central escalators - that could even be one of the cubs in my pic above all grown up.

No foxes in my yard now though. Landlord built an extension on the back of our flat which involved digging up the earth to put the foundations in. Never see them round our street any more.

15st man 'mugged by fox'

“The best thing to use is a water pistol.”

OTM, carry one all the time....

god people are such cunts

scapegoating bloodlust levels: nearing apocalypse, next it'll be the squirrels, and then we'll have a city free from undomesticated mammals*, nice clean streets! glorious Man, walking alone

*rats and mice don't count, since when have they killed anyone?

fucking unbelievable cunts, just makes me so fucking mad at the sheer stupidity of it all, the sheer, media-led crassness of mind that produces this sort of outcry

otm they should reintroduce wolves and bears into the cities

imago otm

anyone genuinely sent in a tizzy by the ridiculous media fearmongering should probably be put down themselves

Our friends' little boy was bitten by a fox a couple of years ago. He was playing with a ball that rolled down a hole underneath a hut, put his arm down it to get it back and unfortunately a fox happened to be hiding there and gave him a nip on the arm. This was all in the school grounds right behind our house. Somehow the press found out about it (possibly someone at the hospital tipped them off?) and, as it was a bit of a hot topic at the time, they had reporters from the Sun and the Daily Mail etc lurking outside their house, they were offered money to go on daytime TV, my wife got accosted on her way home from school drop-off and was asked if she knew the mum, lots of stuff like that (and six months ago they were contacted by police investigating phone hacking cos their number came up in files amongst the millions of others). Anyhow their attitude to the whole event was (1) the fox was just being a fox, kid probably shouldn't have put his arm down the hole but he was three, what can you do?, and (2) fuck off and report some real news and stop stalking our family.

This was them: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10363646

rabid gutterpress seeks similar quality in fluffy animal; must be carnivorous and willing to die by strychnine

8am this morning on the way to work a fox casually sauntering across the school field behind my house. looked pretty chill.

There was one preening itself on my parents' front lawn on Street View, but sadly it's been updated away.

In the western USA (and beyond) our version of this is urban coyotes. I see them fairly often. They like to eat the local cats.

we had some media hysteria a while back about foxes getting into people's houses and attacking them but i guess a coyote wd be a slightly more fearsome proposition

Slightly larger, same degree of intelligence, but not usually aggressive unless rabid.

yeah i never really bought into the "foxes are out to get us" story either

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/6/7/1275932763679/An-urban-fox-in-London-20-006.jpg

Sup

you can't keep a good canid down.

unban foxes

They seem to have become much scarcer in London recently. Least I haven't been seeing nearly as many.

I've had to deal with two dead ones in my garden in the last couple of years. Shovelling it into a bin bag and carrying through to the front for council collection = not very pleasant.

can't you just get a vulture?

I've had to pick up a couple of dead foxes off our street and it's weird how they feel when rigor mortis has set in - really soft fur but as stiff as a board underneath.

my area of London seems to have as many as ever but I also hear them making their freaky sounds through the night (are they fighting or in pain or is that just what they sound like when they want to vocalise things?) much more often than is usual.

They're noisiest when they're mating and then they do all that weird otherworldly screeching and screaming, but that usually happens in Jan/Feb.

just saw one in Baltimore the other night by the reservoir, running across 33rd street

I was teaching Chaucer's Nun's Priest's Tale today (based on Aesop fox story)

happy to have foxes on my mind and in my life

keep it up foxes

http://www.globalgiants.com/archives/fotos31/GlobalAutoCarfox-05.jpg

The kids named this one Edward, earlier in the summer:

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5441/9009813859_986ef3ff56_z.jpg

Hopefully not the one we dragged, lifeless, from under our patio bench a few weeks later.

there's a small park near my house, cutting thru it tonight there was a great big fox sitting amongst the trees watching me pass by with complete chillness. 5 minutes later me and Joel are walking back thru the park and we realise there's not one but a pair of them, still unfazed by passing spectators. then they trot off into the undergrowth to presumably listen to some vulpine Barry White.

london foxes would murder those

all that big city radge

they mostly do what they want in daylight

i hate the phrase 'broad daylight', what a miserable pleonasm

tbh i think the ongoing emboldenment of foxes might well be a country-wide phenomenon

also i read this thread as Unban Foxes, which is exactly how i feel about one of the few regular fauna to grace london streets and the most disparaged of the non-verminous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKF_9ZSCR3U

high point of british culture obv

One stood at my front garden gate today, until I noticed it.

Foxes beyond classic, almost miraculous they put up with humans tbh

two foxes appeared to kiss each other before walking away in opposite directions

<3

i feel like this thread is gonna build to some sort of SF climax as the last notes of a civ destroyed by foxes

http://doublegunshop.com/vinpix2008/dgs-84-vintage-cup-2008.jpg