http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/johnny-knoxville-promises-avatar-technology-in-2010-jackass-3d/
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 December 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man a 3D Jackass might cause fainting
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 December 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"We're going to take the same 3D technology James Cameron used in AVATAR and stick it up Steve O's butt."
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 December 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I bet within a few years there'll be a Ronin/Bourne-type movie with this technology. Maybe the next Bond?
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Monday, 21 December 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i hate 3d
― max, Monday, 21 December 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
btw can anyone confirm there are battle scenes in this scored to CARMINA BURANA? If true, how original!
― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
So, is this worth going to in 2D? My wife insists 3D movies make her nauseated.
― Thulsa Doob (Jon Lewis), Monday, 21 December 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, the first assault on Hometree is accompanied by Takemitsu's "A Flock Descends Into The Pentagonal Garden" and the climactic battle is some kinda Meredith Monk / Laurie Anderson mash-up.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 21 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
man this movie was awesome
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh i feel bad for his o.g. dragon thing, fancy getting dumped like that, barely even got to know the guy
― dyao know what i mean (acoleuthic), Monday, December 21, 2009 3:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
A+
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I will have more to say tomorrow but I gotta lol at people attacking this from the perch of the morals and ethics of star wars
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
han silo saving the day certainly feels more honest than rhinos, yes
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
this movie shouldn't be surprising at all to anyone who has seen the abyss
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i hear the fifth avatar is love
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
general 3-d discussion thred:
3D
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
is the thread in 3d?
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 17:33 (28 minutes ago)
oh yeah totally that was sad. you know homeboy probably found a sweet lady dragon (or boy dragon, if that's his thing) soon after though.
― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Monday, December 21, 2009 5:42 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark
^ lol
― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
due to weird eye problems, i can't see 3D. i still enjoyed the movie (and actually did manage to see a tiny bit of the 3D which really tripped me out because it's never worked for me in my life)
this 3D is different from any 3D i've seen. even the glasses aren't those cheap red and blue things.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
how do the new 3d glasses work if you *already wear glasses*?
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
they act as an avatar for your old glasses
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
they were big, i just put them over mine. if i would have known the movie was going to be in 3D i would have put my contacts in, but i wasn't paying enough attention to the hype.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Monday, December 21, 2009 1:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
somewhere james cameron realizes this and his head explodes
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i just wore the 3d glasses over my regular glasses
― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
*head explodes*
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
If you put 3-D glasses over regular glasses, is the movie in 4-D?
I thought this flick was a blast. Couple of questions, for the spoiler set:
1) Who was underfunding this whole expedition? They make a point of saying it's not military, strictly mercenary, but then again, there's an awful lot of Marine talk/talk of Marines. Who's giving the orders? The government? Which government? The Company? Under whose jurisdiction? Giovanni Ribisi? It's totally unclear. There's motivation out the wazoo, but it's unclear who exactly is the one being motivated back on earth.
2) Why go through even the pretense/expense of making nice to the natives when they were clearly going to steamroll it from the very start? (I mean, don't people in the movies ever watch movies?)
3) If it takes five years to get to Pandora from Earth, how was unobtainium (heh) ever discovered on Pandora in the first place?
4) Michelle Rodriguez totally deserts/breaks ranks/disobeys orders in plain sight, then pops up on the base ship a few scenes later to free the good guys, as if nothing happened. What's up with that?
5) Where, exactly, were the vast riches of unobtainium? Under the home tree or under the fiber optics tree? I'm unclear why they bulldozed the tree.
6) Not a question, but I thought the OG dragon totally got the shaft, too, especially after they made such a point of him and it being BFF. Poor dragon! :(
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 December 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/11952611/Jim+Martin+51215_1208437900.jpg
― DavidM, Monday, 21 December 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I always suspected the guy from Faith No More could see in 4-D.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 December 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
u want it avatar but u can't have it
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I like how every animal on this planet has a USB cable
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
xp to Josh
more spoilers etc
1) my understanding is that it was like a Chevron type corporation with Ribisi as its Pandora representative. the 'military' was a Blackwater type private security company staffed with a bunch of ex-Marines. i sort of cringed reading Ebert's review that he got this wrong and assumed it was the government.
2) it's standard procedure in the third world, isn't it? try to buy them first, keep it all on the d-low and all that. not sure why they were so worried, though; i didn't see any media on the planet.
3) who knows?
4) maybe she was waiting for her article 15. i have no idea - you make a good point. how did they not know she was going to steal a ship and all that.
5) seemed to be under the home tree. they were trying to destroy the network hub to demoralize them and disrupt their communications or something - as more of a shock and awe reaction against the huge massing of troops from around the planet. made sense to me, i guess.
6) well he let the big dragon go at the end, so maybe he brought old dragon some flowers and candy and apologized like hell.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
he probably fed the old dragon to the new one
― =皿= (dyao), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
the circle of life!
― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
the one plot point that REALLY bugs me is the fact that sully was the only one to break thru to the navis because of a mystical prophecy type shit - ie the bugs landing on him - rather than any of his actions. i hate that stuff.
also did u find that the movie sort of tipped that shaggy would be jealous of him and go bad or betray him somehow but it never happened?
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i agree about the bug things landing on him. that was lame. every other 'mystical' thing i can remember was explained by physical shit.
i was glad that the jealous prince storyline didn't go anywhere. there were enough rehashed clichés in the movie - it didn't need another.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I did notice that tech-head Cameron couldn't resist tossing in not one, not two but I think three gags where head jarhead holds his breath rather than grabs an oxygen mask to save time in asskicking. Clearly Cameron's deep sea diving gave him some ideas (and not just because Pandora looks like a big aquarium).
Also, I wonder if the $300 mil spent on the movie could have built him one of those giant robot exoskeletons he so clearly fetishizes? I think by now everyone knows what to chip in and buy Jim for Christmas.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ya i didnt want that but i found it weird it was sort of implied xp
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
it feels like yr writing paragraphs of exposition to explain fairly simple ideas as if you can write your way into believing it yourself
― deej, Monday, December 21, 2009 6:51 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
i just write the way i think, deej. wandering, convoluted, whatever. at this point i'm happy just agreeing to disagree.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
im not actually as down on this as i sound in this thread, but the imbalanced amount of "wow this film is the new star wars"-consensus-stuff really pushes the obvious kajlueanfekunflaeiunflaiud aspects out yknow??
― deej, Monday, 21 December 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ya deej i'm kind of the same way, the sheer fucking insanity of the praise this is getting (and the way it's being pushed like an agenda) is gonna end up radicalizing me
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
liked the way the final fight inverted the end of aliens, wr2 the character in an robo-suit/mini gundam.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, December 21, 2009 11:13 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this reminded me of the abyss in a lot of ways (aliens, too - the dropship scene in the beginning was almost shot-for-shot aliens), especially in the breath-holding and immersion imagery. cameron's auteurist tics.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
also re: the abandoned first dragon
don't we assume that he want back to his original ride after releasing the toruk at the end?
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
original ride was like oh hell no
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
the movie this reminds me of the most is 300, where its an impressive technical feat marred by objectionable philosophies
― deej, Monday, 21 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
to me it's a technical feat marred by doofy aesthetic choices
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
and poor writing
― Simon H., Monday, 21 December 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, shit, hundreds of millions and they couldn't throw in a Darabont or something to polish 'er up a bit?
― Simon H., Monday, 21 December 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, December 21, 2009 10:46 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
sully mentions this in his video log, said he was glad that the tension between himself and spellman was abating (or words to that effect). thought this was a nice if underdeveloped bit of character business. it was probably extraneous, but added a tiny bit of depth to spellman. did expect it to lead to something more dramatic, though.
― a dimension that can only be accessed through self-immolation (contenderizer), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
didn't lucas hire darabont to polish up ep 1 x[
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god i forgot about the video blogging
― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link