c/d: paris hilton

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ok wau

Good news, everyone! She's taking singing lessons for her next album.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-parismusic18jul18,1,7141466.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews

Yeah, me too.

hurrah!

http://planethiltron.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/paris-hilton-hiltron-8.jpg

o_O

whoa not a bad lookin guy

ban surmounter

what on earth is wrong with you?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html
;_;

Wah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hold on, so not even her father (nor other family members) will get any money?

"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,"

Took a long time for THAT penny to drop.

WAH!

kathy's pissed

Yeah, but daddy has that real estate fortune so whatevs.

She has not died of AIDS yet, so this is still not good news.

poor grandpa, works hard building a name only to have it thwarted by Paris.

Yeah, but daddy has that real estate fortune so whatevs.

Yeah, seems to me like the Hilton family wipes it ass with $60 million. So frickin what.

she's gonna get shanked by one of the other 11 who got screwed

*crosses fingers*

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I really do wish this woman harm. I don't feel that way about many people.

Now Nikki's going to have to jumpstart a career with a sex tape of her very own.

wow. funny how in all these years noone (that I know of) even brought up the possibility of this happening.

that is kinda funny actually, it's like why didn't he do it after the sex tape? isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI? maybe not.

It would have been scandalous, but you could tell she wasn't really into it.

Reading his wikipedia page

When Barron's father died in 1979, he left the bulk of his estate to the Roman Catholic Church and other charities, and almost nothing to his children. Barron contested the will because of his lifelong career of working to build the hotel company and won his lawsuit in 1988. His half-sister, Francesca, lost her case and received nothing.

Also when you read his bio: hellaconfusing.

that is kinda funny actually, it's like why didn't he do it after the sex tape? isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI? maybe not.

-- Surmounter, Monday, July 30, 2007 4:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf

She has not died of AIDS yet, so this is still not good news.

Okay Shakenan.

deej "worse" probably isn't the right word but I think he has a point: objectively a widely seen sex tape is probably a more scandalous, taboo kind of thing that would make a rich family embarrassed and ashamed of someone than a drunk driving charge.

I stole the AIDS line from Patton Oswalt. Full disclosure.

um, yea, especially a grandfather, xp

deej "worse" probably isn't the right word but I think he has a point: objectively a widely seen sex tape is probably a more scandalous, taboo kind of thing that would make a rich family embarrassed and ashamed of someone than a drunk driving charge.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, July 30, 2007 6:06 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well he did say in that article that it was the "last straw"

"You can be a slut. You can be a drunkard. However, I draw the line at being a slutty drunkard."

that is kinda funny actually, it's like why didn't he do it after the sex tape? isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI? maybe not.

Considering they had Liz Taylor in the family, a sex tape was probably a yawn factor. But DUI is like: OMG the neighbours will think we can't hire any chaffeurs!

oh yeah, i know, it makes sense that it was the cumulative effect of all those things that led to the decision, I was just responding to deej's kneejerk response to "isn't the sex tape worse than a DUI?" which, in this context if not in moral terms, might be true. (xpost)

damn you to hell, Dan, now I've got "Shakena, Shakena" in my head to the tune of "Shakira, Shakira"

wait -- are you saying that Liz Taylor had a sex tape back in the day!?

well obviously "worse" = risking killing someone on the road

just the mortification factor.

i kno i need the liz taylor explanation as well

No, I don't think so actually. I just like to think that if she lived now, she'd have a whole shelf up there in the celeb porn section. It has been said she was a total... Well, she spread'em quite easily.

ha. young liz was really somethin

Reading this a little more closely, it looks like some "Hilton biographer" is just spinning a previously-planned charitable donation into a family fite. Why the fuck should I trust Jerry Oppenheimer's word about grand-dad's embarrassment level?

Still, if it's true, it's K-Classique.

"Sexually she was every man's dream; she had the face of an angel and the morals of a truck driver." - Eddie Fisher

so true.

have y'all seen Butterfield 8? CLASSIC.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=77154&rendTypeId=4

she won the oscar for it 2.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6922877.stm

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has landed a part in the movie version of a futuristic rock musical, according to trade magazine Variety.

She will sing in Repo! The Genetic Opera, which is set in 2056 when the human race is almost destroyed and survival depends on organ transplants.

Director Darren Lynn Bousman, who made all four Saw films, said he auditioned 30 actresses for the part.

"Paris came in and owned it," he told Variety. "She is this role."

The reality TV star has signed up to play the daughter of an organ transplant magnate played by Paul Sorvino, the magazine reported.

no effing way

for a split sec i thght they were doing a musical remake of repo man. *sigh*