_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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that's nice

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

dude its so far beyond "looks pretty" its srsly a fucking quantum leap in CGI and 3d. tbh they should never have shown previews, because they look like crap but the real thing is just O_O

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

totally do not give a shit about technological advances, remember how "awesome" the Star Wars prequels or the Matrix or whatever were advertised as and those films suck because they have no ideas. I like ideas and acting and dialogue and content and stuff like that. call me crazy!

Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

and also the script is prob on par with or better than your usual BIG ACTION MOVIE, which is still to say not a good script, but it has only a few howlingly bad moments, which compared to most of the blockbuster shit shoveled out there is pretty good.

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.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

dont know that crazy is what id call you

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

its srsly a fucking quantum leap in CGI and 3d

I'm all fine with this being the ultimate demo reel for Weta, since they're going to be working with Guillermo del Toro for The Hobbit -- and Smaug will be spectacular.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, think i'm just going to wait till a film takes the new technology and actually does something good with it.

good storytelling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> technical innovation.

if we were still in b&w but making films as good as the third man, i wouldn't give a toss about how i'd have to use my own imagination to imagine smurf porn.

"can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

whole lot of morbsin' going on in this thread

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, think i'm just going to wait till a film takes the new technology and actually does something good with it.

hmm, yes, like the _the hobbit_, that's obviously not going to suck.

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

(tbf I guess the Matrix has ideas, just a lot of stolen ones badly smashed together)

Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha, I meant in like 10 years time when I can finally afford a blu ray player.

"can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

because they have no ideas

they clearly have fucking ideas, just not particularly interesting ones.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

lotta first year film studenting going on in this thread morelike

moron oil (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ya srsly let yr mindspace percolate fools, movies is not just one thing

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm, yes, like the _the hobbit_, that's obviously not going to suck

Haha. Was gonna say - ppl hatin on this are sitting on their thumbs waiting for THE HOBBIT??

...

DavidM, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hee hee hee

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link

james cameron has really soldout since his dogme start

nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i am surprised to not hear more comparisons with district 9 in the reviews i've been reading - both are about evil corporations mistreating aliens and the unlikely humans who go native and basically turn into aliens themselves, then turn against their former corporate masters

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

and both feature dudes in robo-suits

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I have no problem seeing this movie for its visuals. Of course it would be great if it had a good script too, but a not-so-crappy script is fine by me, if it looks cool enough to make me forget the flaws in it. Movies are an visual medium, "good storytelling" is only half of the equation. None of the classic movies are classic only because of their story.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

district 9, no boobs

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

robo-suits are likely to paper over a certain amount of bad script tbh

moron oil (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron should've cut a boobs included version too, so's we can really judge the tech

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

tuomas- ok but name 5 classic movies that dont depend on a great story

its ok, i'm gonna stop morbzin soon.

"can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

ya just stop it plz

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

you need both.

The End

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron should've cut a boobs included version too, so's we can really judge the tech

Who's to say he hasn't?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh I'm sure it's out there

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

gentlemen, calm down, there are moments of sideboob.

.81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Avatar (American Pie Unrated Edition)

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Special edition Caligula-style DVD

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

tuomas- ok but name 5 classic movies that dont depend on a great story

That's why I said "only because of their stories" - most classic movies both look good and have a good story. I'm not expecting Avatar to be a classic movie, but if it's visuals have the sort of sense of wonder and awe I expect them to have, I think I'll be satisfied enough. If you expect every movie to have both great visuals and a great script, you're gonna get disappointed often.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

My boy is gonna see this tonight, I will query him on his return

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Avatar (American Pie Unrated Edition)

"This one time, on Pandora..."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

you need both.

The End

s1ocki OTM

Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this is reminding me that I never had my "pretty looking movies with terrible stories" film festival (centered around "Sky Captain" and "The Spirit")

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah basically what tuoma said movies achieve their potency through crazy technology - tho it often takes a narrative to activate their power movies are not people sitting around a campfire telling each other stories - so while pedantic message bord posters and non tv owners everywhere can be all im interested in believable characterization movies are using science to fuck w/their tiny minds

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait, did you actually see The Spirit, Dan?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ice cr?m droppin cgi

super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

this is reminding me that I never had my "pretty looking movies with terrible stories" film festival (centered around "Sky Captain" and "The Spirit")

― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, December 16, 2009 12:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WTF was pretty about THE SPIRIT

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF was pretty about THE SPIRIT

Knowing Dan I think the answer will have something to do with airbrushed cleavage.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe i'm just blinded by how spectacularly shitty that movie was

akira goldsman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I really like look of plastic all-CGI movies that look more like cartoons with people walking through them than actual movies.

Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

i think i would rather see avatar before i see the spirit
sky captain is in my netflix queue at like 179.
these days, when i want to watch escapist power trip eye candy, i just play video games

fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

intrigued by all the 'next-level fx wau' talk. previews look a bit meh cgi-wise, save that shot of the heli-things blowing the shit out of that floating island.

moron oil (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course if Avatar truly had a terrible script, that might distract from watching the pretty visuals. But I think Cameron is competent enough as a filmmaker that he can make this sort of clichéd story run smoothly enough not to distract from getting sucked into the world of the movie.

Take Titanic, for example: of course the script in it is kinda clichéd, but it's the sort of clichéd script that works well enough that when bad things start to happen, you still care about the characters, even they're not particularly original as characters.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Titanic is kind of unwatchable last time i checked in on it.

moron oil (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Also tits

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, if you think Titanic is unwatchable, then you probably shouldn't see Avatar. I thought it did what it set out to do very well: it's not a particularly original movie, but it's a great spectacle.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever sat through more than 15 minutes of Titanic. excruciating.

Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link


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