i'm good at inspection because the meter maids will viciously ticket me once it's overdue.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit I need a new license AND new tabs
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god, one year I had something like $10 in outstanding excise tax because I missed the deadline and the associated penalty by the time I paid it, and was therefore denied renewing my registration and basically had to spend two days waiting in lines to get the whole thing cleared up
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
for the first few years i owned a car, i would just *totally* forget that things had to be renewed every year until i got enough tickets (and LOL got pulled over enough) until it sunk in
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I am the worst car owner. it just sits there
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't know you even HAD a car.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
is it unmanly 2 say cars are the worst idea for getting ppl around and that if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher i would park in an empty lot and go to town on my car?
i'm assuming that i'd be wealthy enough for an alternative to my car if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
xp You seem so much more masculine suddenly, why is that.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
phermones
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
also m bison u r otm
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it's 100% manly thing to say
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean: flamethrowers!
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck cars
― max, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever
pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― max
being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!
real men raw meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related
― dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg
It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
hilarious dome
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
more like full tit poker
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
needs goatee
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
would not smash or play poker with
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
professional poker players are disgusting savages
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg
Better Gus than Josh Arieh.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/h/huck_seed_Small_.jpg
2 degrees of separation away from this dude (his sister was in my wife's dorm)
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
why does the game of poker attract such douchebags? is it the whole "vegas baby" high roller thing? i would blame jon favreau but i know it goes back to some rack pat shit.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Goes back to them being rambling, gambling guys.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
also the notion of playing cards for a living will tend to attract high-level douche talent
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgA4JQQhZD4
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link
hoping those commercials generate a new interest in masculine skirt wearing and purses
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The idea that not getting Miller Lite is somehow a punishment!
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link
the bartender's eyes are dewy with disdain
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
ws all these miller light drinking dudes
― midcentury Modern (Lamp), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0240.jpg
― maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0241.jpg
verdict: pretty good, but I dunno why a woman couldn't also eat all these dark chocolate covered pretzels ticks
― maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 June 2010 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link
That still looks girly. Needs a truck on it, imo.
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link
a truck that turns into a robot
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link
a truck that turns into a robot with tits
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like a pretty genderqueer truck
― plax (ico), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh girls no way
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link