btw any tx cops read this, you can find me at 123 fake st. next to the taco cabana
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)
oh it is inspection for me, not registration.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
at the combination pizza shack and taco cabana
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
my buddy at work had a long-expired reg and wound up paying about $1000 bucks in towing, tickets, and registry fees while losing the better part of a week trying to get his car un-impounded.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
terrible at inspection
thank you jesse ventura!
― goole, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
It is lame of me to say, but it is sometimes advantageous for me that I am a woman & that car fixing is such a gendered activity. --just a moonful of sugar (Abbott)
...it is similarly advantageous to shifty mechanics.
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
what's funny is both of my siblings are bad at it for the same reason--we blame Dad. all of us have been pulled over for it.
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
i'm good at inspection because the meter maids will viciously ticket me once it's overdue.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit I need a new license AND new tabs
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
oh god, one year I had something like $10 in outstanding excise tax because I missed the deadline and the associated penalty by the time I paid it, and was therefore denied renewing my registration and basically had to spend two days waiting in lines to get the whole thing cleared up
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
for the first few years i owned a car, i would just *totally* forget that things had to be renewed every year until i got enough tickets (and LOL got pulled over enough) until it sunk in
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
I am the worst car owner. it just sits there
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)
I didn't know you even HAD a car.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
is it unmanly 2 say cars are the worst idea for getting ppl around and that if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher i would park in an empty lot and go to town on my car?
i'm assuming that i'd be wealthy enough for an alternative to my car if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
xp You seem so much more masculine suddenly, why is that.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
phermones
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)
also m bison u r otm
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
i think it's 100% manly thing to say
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
I mean: flamethrowers!
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
fuck cars
― max, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)
living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever
pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)
while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
― max
being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!
real men raw meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related
― dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg
It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
hilarious dome
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
more like full tit poker
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
needs goatee
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
would not smash or play poker with
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
professional poker players are disgusting savages
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg
Better Gus than Josh Arieh.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/h/huck_seed_Small_.jpg
2 degrees of separation away from this dude (his sister was in my wife's dorm)
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
why does the game of poker attract such douchebags? is it the whole "vegas baby" high roller thing? i would blame jon favreau but i know it goes back to some rack pat shit.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:07 (sixteen years ago)
Goes back to them being rambling, gambling guys.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
also the notion of playing cards for a living will tend to attract high-level douche talent
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgA4JQQhZD4
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)
hoping those commercials generate a new interest in masculine skirt wearing and purses
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
The idea that not getting Miller Lite is somehow a punishment!
― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
the bartender's eyes are dewy with disdain
― all my parks got feathers and wood, in my hood we call them ducks (m bison), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:34 (sixteen years ago)
ws all these miller light drinking dudes
― midcentury Modern (Lamp), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/IMG_0240.jpg
― maybe it's because you're a tedious creep! (dyao), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:03 (sixteen years ago)