Yeah, I know, most of my posts on this thread are just cruising for it, which is why I said a few days ago that I probably shouldn't be posting here at all. :/
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
if it makes you feel any better, i'm really bad at registering my car and paying fees and getting tags and shit because my dad always did it for me and i never learned growing up
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ my registration is 4 months overdue now
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm very good at registration but terrible at inspection. When we got our car, our inspection sticker was for June; it is currently for December.
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm this way with figuring out my taxes -- my dad's a financial whiz + way better at math than i am.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
btw any tx cops read this, you can find me at 123 fake st. next to the taco cabana
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
oh it is inspection for me, not registration.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
at the combination pizza shack and taco cabana
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
my buddy at work had a long-expired reg and wound up paying about $1000 bucks in towing, tickets, and registry fees while losing the better part of a week trying to get his car un-impounded.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
terrible at inspection
thank you jesse ventura!
― goole, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
It is lame of me to say, but it is sometimes advantageous for me that I am a woman & that car fixing is such a gendered activity. --just a moonful of sugar (Abbott)
...it is similarly advantageous to shifty mechanics.
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
what's funny is both of my siblings are bad at it for the same reason--we blame Dad. all of us have been pulled over for it.
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm good at inspection because the meter maids will viciously ticket me once it's overdue.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
oh shit I need a new license AND new tabs
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
oh god, one year I had something like $10 in outstanding excise tax because I missed the deadline and the associated penalty by the time I paid it, and was therefore denied renewing my registration and basically had to spend two days waiting in lines to get the whole thing cleared up
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
for the first few years i owned a car, i would just *totally* forget that things had to be renewed every year until i got enough tickets (and LOL got pulled over enough) until it sunk in
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I am the worst car owner. it just sits there
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I didn't know you even HAD a car.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
is it unmanly 2 say cars are the worst idea for getting ppl around and that if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher i would park in an empty lot and go to town on my car?
i'm assuming that i'd be wealthy enough for an alternative to my car if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
xp You seem so much more masculine suddenly, why is that.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
phermones
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
also m bison u r otm
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it's 100% manly thing to say
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean: flamethrowers!
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck cars
― max, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever
pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― max
being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.
― lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!
real men raw meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related
― dell (del), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg
It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
hilarious dome
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
more like full tit poker
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
needs goatee
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
would not smash or play poker with
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
professional poker players are disgusting savages
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg
Better Gus than Josh Arieh.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.cardplayer.com/image/h/huck_seed_Small_.jpg
2 degrees of separation away from this dude (his sister was in my wife's dorm)
― Restless Genital Syndrome (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
why does the game of poker attract such douchebags? is it the whole "vegas baby" high roller thing? i would blame jon favreau but i know it goes back to some rack pat shit.
― The Détourn of the Depressed (get bent), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Goes back to them being rambling, gambling guys.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
also the notion of playing cards for a living will tend to attract high-level douche talent
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgA4JQQhZD4
― am0n, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link