marketing of masculinity

The bolded part is what you were doing wrong? I'm not trying to pick on you, but giving up here seems like your first misstep.

OK, look: I went out, ran my hands under the hood, tried to pull it up, no dice. I went back in the car, pulled on the ring again (this time harder), then went back out and tried again. My fingers got pinched under the grill. I put gloves on and tried again. Nothing. I went back in the car, pulled on the ring again (even harder and in multiple directions). I went back out, looked to see if there was someplace else on the edge of the hood that it was meant to be lifted from. I couldn't identify one. Meanwhile, it was fucking freezing outside, so I went back in the car and waited and tried to figure out what to do. I then reasoned that I didn't *really* need to lift the hood because I could just wait for the tow-truck guy to call and then stand outside to wave to him as he approached. So that's what I did. You're right, though: I probably should've consulted the owner's manual. That didn't occur to me. I'll do that next time.

ok, cool. sorry about yr car dude--car stuff sucks!

jaymc staying remarkably civil

i think it's remarkable that he bothered to justify himself so much

we should prob start calling him names now

Yeah, I know, most of my posts on this thread are just cruising for it, which is why I said a few days ago that I probably shouldn't be posting here at all. :/

if it makes you feel any better, i'm really bad at registering my car and paying fees and getting tags and shit because my dad always did it for me and i never learned growing up

^^^ my registration is 4 months overdue now

I'm very good at registration but terrible at inspection. When we got our car, our inspection sticker was for June; it is currently for December.

if it makes you feel any better, i'm really bad at registering my car and paying fees and getting tags and shit because my dad always did it for me and i never learned growing up

i'm this way with figuring out my taxes -- my dad's a financial whiz + way better at math than i am.

btw any tx cops read this, you can find me at 123 fake st. next to the taco cabana

oh it is inspection for me, not registration.

at the combination pizza shack and taco cabana

my buddy at work had a long-expired reg and wound up paying about $1000 bucks in towing, tickets, and registry fees while losing the better part of a week trying to get his car un-impounded.

terrible at inspection

thank you jesse ventura!

It is lame of me to say, but it is sometimes advantageous for me that I am a woman & that car fixing is such a gendered activity.
--just a moonful of sugar (Abbott)

...it is similarly advantageous to shifty mechanics.

what's funny is both of my siblings are bad at it for the same reason--we blame Dad. all of us have been pulled over for it.

i'm good at inspection because the meter maids will viciously ticket me once it's overdue.

oh shit I need a new license AND new tabs

oh god, one year I had something like $10 in outstanding excise tax because I missed the deadline and the associated penalty by the time I paid it, and was therefore denied renewing my registration and basically had to spend two days waiting in lines to get the whole thing cleared up

for the first few years i owned a car, i would just *totally* forget that things had to be renewed every year until i got enough tickets (and LOL got pulled over enough) until it sunk in

I am the worst car owner. it just sits there

I didn't know you even HAD a car.

is it unmanly 2 say cars are the worst idea for getting ppl around and that if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher i would park in an empty lot and go to town on my car?

i'm assuming that i'd be wealthy enough for an alternative to my car if i owned a flamethrower or missile launcher.

xp You seem so much more masculine suddenly, why is that.

phermones

also m bison u r otm

i think it's 100% manly thing to say

I mean: flamethrowers!

fuck cars

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

pop the trunk open shoot a missile into it

pop the hood, turn on the flamethrower, ride a pterodactyl to work while eating raw meat

while wearing dockers and holding a door open for an old lady

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

― max

being in l.a. makes me feel the same way basically

living in nyc makes me never want to ever own a car again ever

― max, Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:39 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ also people will bring food to you in yr home so

Once when my car wasn't where I remembered it being, my first instict was "Oh good it's probably been stolen!" That would have been too easy though.

Cars: no fun to own. But kinda fun to drive!

real men raw meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFINseSXNw&feature=related

http://www.gushansenpoker.com/images/gus-hansen_home-top-left.jpg

It's time to introduce poker superstar Gus Hansen into this discussion.

hilarious dome

now that we've been introduced, can i keep ignoring him for the rest of my lyfe?

Thank you Gus, for that whole visual ensemble, because it saves me the 30 seconds that I'd have to spend talking to you to realise you're a complete tosser.

more like full tit poker

needs goatee

would not smash or play poker with

he's got a jamie foxx-in-miami vice hairline

http://media.cardplayer.com/image/e/EV08_Gus_Hansen.jpg

professional poker players are disgusting savages

http://www.thehendonmob.com/MobDiary/pics/JoshArieh.jpg

Better Gus than Josh Arieh.