post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

C: GAWTH
D: Male; carries sword

Wait, me? Im not a guy! :(

nah he's talking about iiiijjjj, they both post on the rolling emo thread i think, and he most definitely IS a 'sword-carrying' goth

I assume that photo of him wasnt him, as he usually posts random myspacey pics.

c: Have met and seems nice
d: Never goes anywhere

c: is teh cuet
d: takes piss out of me ;P

c: futurama episodes on tap
d: too skinny

(why are we doing "c" and "d" instead of "r" and "s"??)

r: likes/owns a load of british alternative music
s: hates me more than anyone else on the internet

r: cos is awesome duder
s: farkin pedant ;P

gah xpost

ahhaha

Trayce and Louis sittin in a tree

I hate to be a stickler, Trayce, but you didn't need that xpost.

C: Lives near me
D: Still harbours worrying ambition to be fellated to the sound of Gomez's Whipping Picadilly

In yer dreams Louis ;P

c: hott
d: far

C: Funny, seems like a nice and caring person.
D: Lives just about the opposite side of the earth.

(x-post to Trayce, dammit!)

C: Could teach me awesome Finnish sayings, wouldn't mind introducing me to all the street-style-blog-type grrls.
D: tuomassundae.jpg

c: totally hott
d: wrong country :(

C: Aussie Goff!
D: Aussie Goff.

(I have a love/hate relationship with both Australia and Goth-ery. I am a complex man.)

Aw, this thread kind of died a bit.

c: she's a she and not a he like I once assumed
d: I keep forgetting c:

c: i would be getting laid
d: i do not know who he or she is

c: we could start a band together maybe
d: live in diff countries so couldnt start a band maybe :(

c: cutie
d: likes younger men :(

c: the witty badinage
d: ...to the point where someone would get hurt (also nicely spoken for)

c: she's great, and we'd doubtless have a lot of fun
d: I don't date girls, sorry!

c: well duh
d: there isn't one

Mark and CJ sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g...

c: house contains floor-to-ceiling bookshelves
d: wife, kids etc.

c: lovely red hair
d: envy of Kelis-bought milkshake

c. cats, dogs, scrabble, beer, LOST
d. female. spoken for. other side of world. likes the beastie boys.

c likes football
d hates liverpool

likes the beastie boys.

*cries*

c Irish
d Irish

(j/k, couldn't think of con. Sorry to mess up flow.)

C: Seems like a good-hearted, un-cynical person.
D: Spoken for.

C: OH MAN YES LIFE IS AWESOME + HOT SPRINGS ACCESS AND GLACIERS OR WHATEVER
D: facial hair chafing

C: hours of amusing arguments
D: fake

xpost

69, I think you're confusing Finland with Iceland.

^^^^ EXACTLY

C: 69
D: 96

pro:Knows all the cool places to go on the Vineyard
con: Lady bumps and husband

pro: likes all the same telly as me, I'd have someone to go to ATP with
con: husbands, heterosexuality

You are all wusses for letting sexual orientation and relationship-status stop you. Let your freak flag fly!

pro: saucy and likes the pub
con: More into football than me (like 100%). Would have to trade off with basketball.

pro: cute and smart
con: TEXAS

pro: we could share MAC makeup, has cute baby I could hang out with
con: we have the same lips - could be mistaken for relatives

Pro: Who wouldn't date a youthful Joanna Lumley
Anti: Would make my lips seem thin and weak

pro: would show me a good time at the casino
con: bitter fight afterwards about the guy tailgating our car pootling along at the speed limit

pro: he's taller than me
con: so's his girlfriend

pro: lovely Scottish accent
con: lovely Scottish husband

pro: great chef
con: dreadlocks possibly unhygienic