― Miles Finch, Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link
Cock Jol
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stevem On X (blueski), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― amanda lear (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link
My friend Gerald and I didn't believe him, since "Velvet" never showed up at any events she had been invited to, Dan always saying she couldn't make it at the last second.
One morning at school, Dan said that "Velvet" evidence could be found in his car, in the form of a series of photographs in his glove compartment, having just picked them up the day before at the Osco photo shop. He said he'd show them to us sometime. Somehow Gerald and I liberated his car keys from him and went into his car. We found the photos, which were so HORRIBLY underexposed that nothing could be seen except for silhouettes!
Gerald and I were fed up. We stormed into Dan's chemistry class, slammed down the keys, and I announced, "Dan, there IS NO VELVET!" We then stormed out.
"Velvet" apparently "broke up" with Dan a few days later. One night several years ago, in a drunken stupor, Dan confessed that "Velvet" didn't really exist. He also confessed that he didn't mind when girls santorumed his arse with their thumbs. He eventually married a lovely girl named Valerie.
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link
Chad Lowe?
http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0903_08.jpg
― Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw, latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 January 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Thursday, 27 January 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 27 January 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― aimurchie, Thursday, 27 January 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hey Jude, Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Ryan McGOOKEY.
i kid you not. McGookey. they have all of these other nicknames for him, and i don't understand why. there is no need for further funnines, don't they see?!?!
― madge del gato, Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tefal, Tuesday, 31 May 2005 08:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:52 (nineteen years ago) link
I know an Apple, a Happy, a Milk, and a Tiger as well.
Oh and sisters $iti @fiuratul, $iti B@quiratul, and $iti $hawwana+ul all went to school with me.
― Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Isn't that the name of the chick in The Mummy?
― Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Everybody laughed as I sat down to play, then I realised I had left the door open...
― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
M3m0ry P1nchb3ckJ4m3s Jul1u5 Sh4k3sh4ft
― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― andy --, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
Qing Chang (say it "Ching Chang") and I just immediately hear in my head "walla walla bing bang" everytime I hear it or see it written. Lata BeerThen there were the LA cops teamed up named "Ofcr Laws" and "Ofcr Justice"
not to be forgotten famous philanthropist, "Ima Hogg" and a distant long dead relative named "Gay Hooker"
Went to school with Edward Whipple Jenks III and set of girl sisters with the last name Leer - 1st names: Crystal & Shanda (not funny unless they're written together
― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link