Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

I mean, it seems perfectly reasonable to me to argue that marriage is a religious institution and not a civil one, and that you can't legislate a religion - you CAN (and should), however, afford gay civil unions and religious marriages the same exact legal rights, and no one is harmed and it will affect roughly 10% of the population, so really, why does the other 90% of the population even give a fuck.

(don't answer that)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0215obama.jpg

Uhhhh, er.... HMMMMmmmmm.... Blah, blah, blah!

Yada! Yada!

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM (Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:40 PM) Bookmark Link

i'm kinda wondering who the fish are supposed to be

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE (cryingeagleflag.jpeg/godblessamerica.mp3)

http://www.olbermannwatch.com/images/merlot.jpg

I would date the Onion's Statue of Liberty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/liberty.jpg

but she has faces for breasts

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/081607.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN081707.jpg

seriously, dude should just clear some brush or something. OH WAIT it's kinda hard to do that when you're not completely terrified of horses yet feel the need to appear folksy.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/thremnfght.jpg

Even the infant has big ears. too bad it's too young to have the buck teef.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb070816.jpg

wtf ok plz either stop with the John Edwards haircut jokes or just come right out and start calling him a fag

I think they already have.

I wonder if Muir objects to Diebold, Wal-Mart and CIA employees editing Wikipedia?

Somebody else take over posting these for me, i'm taking a break.

dig lulz:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/374001094_560cbdffd0_o.gif

Leafing through Watchmen the other day and came across this gem from the pages of the in-comic batshit rightwing rag the New Frontiersman:

http://i16.tinypic.com/67pkd34.jpg

no, that's not it. that's not it at all.

http://i17.tinypic.com/4or4z14.jpg

Haircuts and decade-old blowjobs? Man I'm never going to vote for those dem sumbitches....

Crying statue of liberty DING DING DING We have a winner!

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union2007229150830.gif
http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union2007018332831.gif

One decade old pop culture ref! One three decade old pop culture ref! No discernable punchline!

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/082807.jpg

I feel like there's almost the germ of a joke in that Bill Clinton one.

Look, a (laboured, broken) pun!

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/082107.jpg

GI midriff action still sneakin' in there:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/082407.jpg

words fail

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/082507.jpg

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/07.07.19.DrumsofWar-X.gif

One decade old pop culture ref! One three decade old pop culture ref! No discernable punchline!

also she clearly wasn't wearing a shirt in the last panel when it was first drawn. that artist is a creep.

I don't really understand any of this...
http://elgintyrell.com/2007-08/070806-cleavage.jpg

http://elgintyrell.com/2007-08/070821-AnchorsAweigh-lr.jpg
?

If anyone can explain any of these I'd be grateful...
http://elgintyrell.com/2007-08/070808-duck-soup.jpg

Wow, I have NFI what those are trying to say.

yeah but these are some prodigiously ugly pieces. i'm impressed somehow.

It seems that "anchor babies" refers to children of ... oh fuck it, here's the wikipedia entry:

Anchor baby or jackpot baby are terms used to refer to a child born in the United States to illegal aliens or other non-citizens. Such a child is legally a citizen of the United States. The term refers to a resident alien's child's role in facilitating "chain migration" under the provisions of the Immigration and Nationality Services Act of 1965. Immigration reductionists claim that the baby would become the "anchor" of a chain by which its family may receive benefits from social programs, and by which the parents may themselves eventually become lawful permanent residents or citizens of the United States. Anchor baby has been characterized by some as a derogatory term.[1][2][3]

xp: his comments seem ripped from the little crabby guy at the bottom of the onion's editorial cartoons.

also, the anchor babies one... jesus.

And Hillary apparently received some flak for a v-neck shirt earlier this summer. Hence, the Barack thing.

that one's easy. i can't get enough of these guys positing an outlandish fictional scenario and then riffing on that in a way that's three times removed from relevance, rightwing or otherwise. Nobody's forcing you to call yourself a political satirist, y'know?

I feel like we've got a bunch of budding extremely poor excuses for Patton Oswalts if only they would go that extra mile and riff on suspenders and butthair or something instead of politics

"Photorials".

how racist is that whoopi caricature upthread, holy shit

http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2007/09/082607sdefa.jpg

Wow, bringing the rhyming skillz there!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/9249_thumb.gif

Give Whoopi a different hairdo and that could easily a racist Condi cartoon.

remember, same guy who did whoopi right there also gave us the glory of thumbs-up osama

That rhyming one needs thumbs-up Osama. Or something. The poetry's just not scanning.

* doggerel

Wow, DBD sister also has one of those shirts with separate boob compartments. Nice.

Conservatives don't do humour, do they? They think it's all about gathering repressed people together to say 'YEAH! THE ENEMY RIGHT THERE!'.

Give Whoopi a different hairdo and that could easily a racist Condi cartoon.

or the zuni fetish doll from trilogy of terror.

i mean

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9179/bambola20zunifn1.jpg

hee hee. Looks like Dio.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070827.jpg