If you want to be a sandy douche, do it here so you won't ruin other threads.

mind-boggling

i HAVE flickr

my flickr does not contain 4 year old photos of you!

i mean, why WOULD it.

I HAVE DRESS YOU HAVE BEARD WHAT IS DIFFERENCE

because you uploaded them because you wanted to see your friends? fuck if i know, ally.

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LECHERY

tho not in a t-shirt ;_;

IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE I SAY FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK ALL Y'ALL FUCK IT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK FUCK

yeah i don't see why not

YEAH YOULL BE GOOD ON THIS THREAD TOMBOT

lechery photo: A++

oh wait I guess that would be called TITTWIS FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK ALL Y'ALL FUCK IT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITCOCK FUCK

let it all out

i really love that photo, god bless jimmy the mod for taking it.

also i love tom, you guys should come back to nyc soon.

the innovation would be the fact that the slogans on the t-shirts, instead of being tired rips from will farrell movies, or puns on states, will be completely inscrutable claims like "i am the small cat"

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, July 27, 2007 2:58 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dear schefter i have access to machinery that can help make this happen, become business partners y/n?

i'm never going to nyc again

xpost YES

Is it good or bad to hear that Ally's boss is a multi-use douche applicator leak puddle in regards to more than one city? Is consistent douchery better than unpredictable douchery?

goddammit ally y u brake hart

Is it good or bad to hear that Ally's boss is a multi-use douche applicator leak puddle in regards to more than one city? Is consistent douchery better than unpredictable douchery?

SHUT UP YOU OLD COOT

CANT HEAR YOU TOO BUSY SHOUTING

lol i was j/k i'll probably be back in nyc soonish. i have a vacation on labor day weekend and i have to go somewhere in mid-sept tho so i'm money-conserving.

i knew it, i knew it.

You guys all kind of suck at being douches.

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SOME MORE THAN OTHERS

do I suck at being a douche?

gabbneb's pretty damn good at it, i'd say

;-)

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some of ilx's best douches have not appeared in this thread yet.

You guys all kind of suck at being douches.

I beg your pardon!

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

Trouble is, it's no good to be a douche in a special cordoned off area. It's like a legal graffiti wall or a special protest zone.

Dan is THE MAN trynna keep us douches DOWN

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Many of these ILXors I would fuck, but John Justen I would marry

dude, this is the douche thread, not the make everybody throw up with your homosexual advances thread

He told me,I see you rise
But, it always falls.
I see them come,
I see them go
He said, "All things pass into the night"
And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong
I must disagree OH no sir I must say you're wrong.
"Won´t you listen to me
You told me ,I`ve seen it all before
I've Been there,
I`ve seen my hopes and dreams A lying on the ground
I've seen the sky, just begin to fall
he said ,”All things pass into the night"

And I said, "Oh no sir I must say you´re wrong
and I must disagree,
oh no sir,I must say you´re wrong
"Won`t you listen to me

Chorus
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you

Good-bye horses I'm flying flying flying over you.
(Repeat chorus)

YOU'RE NEXT KENAN

lol at q lazarus

xpost lol

at ally, i mean

"would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me."

Well she was an american girl
Raised on promises
She couldnt help thinkin that there
Was a little more to life
Somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
Yeah, an d if she had to die
Tryin she had one little promise
She was gonna keep

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

It was kind of cold that night
She stood alone on her balcony
She could the cars roll by
Out on 441
Like waves crashin in the beach
And for one desperate moment there
He crept back in her memory
God its so painful
Something thats so close
And still so far out of reach

Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
Make it last all night
She was an american girl

ok i'm not going to post hip priest and beat the joke into the ground

post "real men" ally!!!!

Take your mind back - I dont know when
Sometime when it always seemed
To be just us and them
Girls that wore pink
And boys that wore blue
Boys that always grew up better men
Than me and you

Whats a man now - whats a man mean
Is he rough or is he rugged
Is he cultural and clean
Now its all change - its got to change more
cause we think its getting better
But nobodys really sure

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

See the nice boys - dancing in pairs
Golden earring golden tan
Blow-wave in the hair
Sure theyre all straight - straight as a line
All the gays are macho
Cant you see their leather shine

You dont want to sound dumb - dont want to offend
So dont call me a faggot
Not unless you are a friend
Then if youre tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

Time to get scared - time to change plan
Dont know how to treat a lady
Dont know how to be a man
Time to admit - what you call defeat
cause theres women running past you now
And you just drag your feet

Man makes a gun - man goes to war
Man can kill and man can drink
And man can take a whore
Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds
And if theres war between the sexes
Then therell be no people left

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

That one?

uh, not it, kenan.

Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it

Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

go back to lauriol plaza.