Luke's "I am a Jedi, like my father before me"
haha i love lukes little head nod, to where darth is lay in agony, when he says this
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
The heroes are pretty cruel in this movie. (Luke killing that guy's pet masterblaster; Leia choking fat muppet to death) Has it ever been established in the Star Wars canon exactly why the Empire is the bad guy beyond having a ridiculous military budget?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know the specifics, but I think killing Bothans probably comes into it somewhere.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
didn't they destroy an entire planet?
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Refusal to lower exorbitant Galactic Capital Gains Tax.
― uninspired girls rejoice!!! (Hoot Smalley), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
ALDERAAN... never forget
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a line in the original Ep IV script about how the Empire are nationalising industry... Just like Obama wants to, look out America!
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Emporer: "Does anyone have any questions?"Moff Random: "Why does the fiscal budget have a deficit of thirty trillion Galactic credits?"<Force lightning vapourises Random>Emporer: "Does anyone have any other questions?"
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
jawas did alderaan
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
The first part of my post is actually true, by the way.
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
lolling
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"Does anyone have any other questions?"
"Have you found Luke Skywalker yet? And do you have any knowledge of the location of the rebel base?"
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Hearts and minds:
http://othersideoftheplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/PBK_Stormtrooper_holding_a_baby_1.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"Why did you promote Mr. Bronson from Grange Hill to Admiral?"
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
"ALDERAAN... never forget"
Pretty harsh, true, but what else are they gonna do with a Death Star?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Turn it into a shopping mall.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
What would people buy? They all wear the same thing.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
A do-it-yourself midi-chlorian kit.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
My sister told me it works like an insulin injection.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:50 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
very true - that's what people never understood about nazi concentration camps
― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Death Star analog isn't concentration camps; it's Enola Gay.
Well it would have been if they'd won the war.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
― krampus activities (latebloomer), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/
this is way too long and kind of annoying but also kind of amazing
― akira goldsman (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 December 2009 07:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I turned it off after 5 minutes - is there anything worth watching in the other 65
the main thing I took away from it was that this guy has an awesome voice and I wish I could speak like that
― 囧 (dyao), Saturday, 19 December 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I just watched the whole thing, it's devastating - you should at least watch to the end of the first one before giving up. Found the guy's persona pretty annoying at first but came round to it pretty quickly.
― poster x (ledge), Saturday, 19 December 2009 10:25 (fourteen years ago) link
haha I just gave this a second chance and now that I'm getting a sense of his attitude it is getting better (also helps by keeping it on the background while I waste time on ilx)
― =皿= (dyao), Saturday, 19 December 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link
lool at the basement scene
― =皿= (dyao), Saturday, 19 December 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
amazingly funny line-for-line considering how long it is
― jabba hands, Saturday, 19 December 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
the slashfilm article treats this like found art
― abanana, Saturday, 19 December 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link
How come every fucking scene in these movies involves someone standing in front of a window with a million fucking things happening in the background.― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 2:22 PM Bookmark
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, July 15, 2009 2:22 PM Bookmark
^^ this is one of those posts where, after you've read it, you can never see the movies in the same way again. So OTM it's not funny.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 December 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link
watching the long review - - similar to Angry Video Game Nerd it kinda drags when he's trying to be funny external to the movies....but when he's just going on and on dissecting in detail all the inane crap that adds up to the boring pointlessness of the movie, the LOLs kinda just rack up.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 December 2009 07:13 (fourteen years ago) link
The Times quoted an associate of George Lucas, saying the Star Wars director will spend $10 million to update his 1977 movie into 3-D.
“George cannot leave it alone,” said the unnamed source. “He is salivating at the opportunity to play with it again. This time the Death Star is really going to explode all over the audience and leave them gasping.”
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
explode all over the audience and leave them gasping.
― NotEnough, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
He is salivating at the opportunity to play with it again.
Well, there you go.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sur-net.com/www/coollinks/images/GALLAGHER.gif
― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
After a few years of complying with Gallagher’s conditions, Ron began blurring the line between his act and that of his brother. He would often promote his act as “Gallagher Too,” a moniker Gallagher felt was insufficiently informative. In some instances, Ron’s act was promoted in a way that provided no clue to prospective attendees that they were seeing someone other than Gallagher himself.Gallagher initially attempted to get his brother to stop these activities by requesting that he stop using Gallagher’s well-known Sledge-O-Matic routine. These efforts proved futile, and Ron kept touring as “Gallagher Too” (often spelled "Gallagher Two") while using the Sledge-O-Matic routine his older brother had made famous. In August 2000 Gallagher sued his brother for trademark violations and false advertising. The courts ultimately sided with Leo Gallagher, and an injunction was granted prohibiting Ron from performing any act that impersonates his brother in small clubs and venues.
― Who Makes the Na'vis? (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but it's Noel who really got screwed - i mean his act is nothing without the Sledge-o-Matic.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously will someone send Lucas a neverending stream of hookers so that he will be too tired to continue ruining the original Star Wars movies
― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
with our luck the new 3-D Star Wars will have 3-D hookers
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
this 3-d version is gonna put the "oo!" in tatooine"!
― da croupier, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
makes me wonder who will carry on George's legacy of endlessly remaking Star Wars after he's gone
― shake hands with Gongo? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
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only 44
― da croupier, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
this is roxxxy, she will escort you to your seat
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/01/worlds-first-sex-robot.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Whoa -- Lucas is inserting Justice Kennedy into his new 3-D sploogefest?
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i meant 3-D jawa hookers
― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
oh that's not creepy at all
if I were Karen O I would be constantly looking over my sholder for that dude
― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lolz Alfred you are WAY too into the supreme court
― shake hands with Gongo? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
with our luck the new 3-D Star Wars will have 3-D hookers?
http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/Star%20Wars%20Girls_-40-1.jpg
― Sebastian (Royal Mermaid Mover), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
is that the droid i'm looking for or are you just happy to see me?
― da croupier, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link