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ayo brownie how come you are not over in muni lot with the rest of the Browns tailgaters?

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

whittle

voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

xxp I think of Bill Murray in Stripes. He did five.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

busy whittlin', pancakes

voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

Surviving Extremes
63. Heat

step 1: remove excess clothing
step 2: drink water
step 3: get under something to block big fireball in sky

still hot? repeat steps 1-3 until not as hot

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

bowties aren't terribly complicated but they do require a bit of practice

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

And i wonder where something like this fits on the manly<--->bro gradient. You're still making something with your hands, after all. Even if it is chainmail made from beer tabs.

http://blog.makezine.com/beercantabarmor_cc.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

Military Know-How
48. Shine shoes
49. Make a drum-tight bed
50. Drop and give the perfect pushup

okay, so the military things we need to know do not include unarmed combat, weapons training, tactics, ballistics, crowd control, or any of the actual cool military stuff, but rather the stuff that your dad made you do on Saturdays when he was irritated that you'd spent all morning watching cartoons

wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

xxp So do regular ties, tbh, if you want that perfect dimple.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

53. Skipper a boat

http://sixcharacters.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/skipper.jpg?w=190&h=240

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

19. Move heavy stuff

lol at this being a "skill" you might now "know"

retrovaporized nebulizer (â•“abies), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

102. fashion lionel richie head from clay

cozwn, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

59. Find potable water

fucking 4/20 man

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

112. Be dumb as stump
117. Crush beer can on head
141. Crush enemies
150. Hear lamentations of women

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

102. sire an heir

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

103. Hire Slayer

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

but honestly, surviving tornadoes? "son, if you see a tornado, i want you to look him in the eye and just say no. it was nice talking to you, see you next christmas."

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

104. Invoke "Droit de seigneur" on all your friends' fiancees.

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

105. Fence

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

106. master the art of sincere apology even if you do not give a fuck irl

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

80. Ditch your hard drive

Do what with it? You mean, throw it in a ditch? I think I might like to wipe it, reformat it, and see if I can use it again first.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

187. self-administer a prostate exam

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://blog.makezine.com/beercantabarmor_cc.jpg

for a second i thought it read "pantone" and i was all who is this guy

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

188. self-diagnose prostate cancer

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

See, I thought it said "Fatone" and I was like, uhhhhh . . .

ps to brownie apparently there is a wedding scheduled for 3:30 in the muni lot amongst the idiots Browns fans

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

195. commandeer the vehicle of a stranger by force (non-video game)

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

6. Conquer an off-road obstacle

can this include alcoholism?

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

12. Perform hands-only CPR

Real men give mouth-to-mouth

Brad C., Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

I do believe I was roommates with beer can armor guy in college. I knew him when he was just coke can armor guy (I guess this was before he was 21). He would leave rotting meat under his bed and moldy towels in the closet. Whenever I'd bring my girlfriend around he'd glare at her like she was like some kind-of intruder by sake of her gender.

Spectrum, Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

107. Glare at opposite sex

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

pancakes, message in ILNFL 4 u

voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

108. Remove Bookmark from this Thread

max, Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

44. Treat a burn

important ilx skill

it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

u guys as i write this i am eating rice out of the pot i cooked (slightly burnt) it in. real men have no need for dishes.

where are that man's pants? :-( (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

but really i'm just in a hurry.

where are that man's pants? :-( (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

Not married, I assume.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

I hope when you wrote "rice" you meant "squirrel you strangled with your god-damned bare hands"

wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

44. Treat a burn

important ilx skill

genuine in-office roffles! I go to a meeting and shit turns hilarious.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

Going wayyy upthread... I watched the whole series of "how to tie a tie", and not one of those knots is quite exactly the one that I tie. I keep watching the four-in-hand and half-windsor videos, but neither seem exactly like my (apparently special) knot. But neither are the results very different. I want my knot to have a NAME, damnit!

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

how does yr knot go

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

I... I can't describe it all with words and stuff. I suppose I could make a video.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

But I'm not sure either myself or anyone else really cares that much.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

In fact, I'm pretty sure I don't.

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, forget I mentioned it. :)

Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

haah ok

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

Make a video and we can call it a "full kenan."

Action Orientation (Eazy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

kenan maybe it is a pratt aka shelby knot? iirc there are like 85 ways to knot a tie (topologically) but there are only 5 or so that are named

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

double kenan

Richard Snorkeling (ice cr?m), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.tcm.phy.cam.ac.uk/~ym101/tie4/tie4.html

^ nerd alert

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)


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