a woman's pride come from sewing back together the jeans that were worn out by their man's balls.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:03 (sixteen years ago)
so they they can wear them out again RAWR
Even though I've never been a victim of it, I am amazed that I've never heard the term 'chub rub' before.
― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)
i had a big chub rub problem in like 8th grade
― max, Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)
talcum powder yall
I've never heard it either, and anyway doesn't "chub" mean something at least slightly other than dangle?
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)
Depends on the angle of the dangle
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)
Angle of dangle weighed against Heat of meat. Apparently the University of Colorado did a study.
http://www.agmates.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sea-level-graph-450.jpg
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)
Steer clear of this Jason guy, is my advice.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago)
the angle of the dangle = the heat of the meat x the mass of the ass
― twice boiled cabbage is death, Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)
Speaking of dangle angle:
http://www.kilchristcastle.com/Kintyre-Map2.gif
― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)
Ass. The Other Variable.
(New marketing slogan.)
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
otoh the rub of the chub is directly proportionate to the weight of the gait
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
I've never looked at the contents of that dangerous book for boys but from 2nd-hand impressions it seems like a juvenile version of the "X things every man must know" lists published in books or men's magazines. and then there's the subset of "X things every dad should know" lists.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.randomhouse.com.au/systempicts/9780224086295.jpg
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3471/3248199882_3ed6759278.jpg
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)
xp author's name too close to 'gay marriage', fail.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
1) dont touch yrself in public
― it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)
Oh, poo.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
There is a generational need for some of these books TBH, just thinking of all the guys I know that didn't have activity-based quality time with their divorced dads but do have all this collective false nostalgia to pour into their own young families.
― special vixens unit (suzy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
I am encouraged by the prominent presence of an ironing board on the cover.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
It's not long enough to adequately iron the trousers.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
Eh... it's one of those that hang from the top of the door. You make do.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
More important to have an iron than an ironing board.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
I thought that was some kind of fucked-up snowboard. : (
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)
YOU NEED THIS BOOK
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
You need "Snowboarding for Dummies"
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
I am confused by the triangle with the exclamation mark inside it. And the two magnifying glasses on either side of that. Did the cover artist run out of things he could draw, or did the author run out of things that men need to know?
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
afaik "how to change a tire" is on every single one of these lists, forever
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
Triangle represents fixing a car, "magnifying glass" looks more like a frying pan representing cooking skills, item top right is a baseball maybe?
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)
xp and "how to suck a cock" is nowhere to be found. Hmmmm.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)
That'll be in the cookery section.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
lol kenan
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
item top right is a baseball maybe?
Thought it was a burger
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)
Can't be a baseball since it lacks seams. Golf ball, maybe, but no pocks.
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)
The guy's British, so it can't be a baseball
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
Some kind of wickety stickety crickety bullshit?
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
snooker/billiard ball
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
testicle
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
It's a hamburger, you princesses.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)
A lot of people don't know how to change a tire.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)
How to Order a Burger
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)
At least in the case of spare tires, the instructions are included. And changing any other tire is no different. If you can't figure out not to put the jack under a piece of molded plastic that will break, I have no pity for you.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)
my 8yo loves the dangerous book for boys
it taught him how to play poker + chess
it also has a section on how to talk to girls which is probably the most guidance he's going to get tbh
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
there's also a daring book for girls
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)
this thread btw is like the inverse of itt a strange man asks etc
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)
MEN WERE STRIPPED OF THEIR KHAKIS
^^doing the world a huge favor, btw
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 9:52 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
see laurel is sexually harassing us right here
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:48 (sixteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure she was thinking that the khakis would be replaced by other pants. A world of indiscriminately bare man legs is not a world any of us would want to live in.
― Cronenberg sleazy (kenan), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
ed i don't think i find objection to learning poker or chess from the dangerous book, but the fact that it's "for boys" is a bit odd to me. i'd be v surprised if the daring book for girls had a poker or chess tutorial tbh.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
prescriptive gender roles therein are probably totally obvious but just sayin
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)