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OK, I am never buying Sainsburys ready lunches again. This risotto is the stinkiest thing ever. I did actually have to apologise to my colleagues for how bad it stinks. It smells like stinky feet cheese. I hope it tastes nicer than it pongs.

Back to curry next week.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

All cheese smells like stink feet. ALL CHEESE IS EVIL!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Cheese is one of the greatest achievements of human civilisation

― Tom D., Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

It does taste nicer than the smell, but it would be pretty hard not to. Hating on cheese is just weird. Unless you are actually Chinese are something.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Cheese mings

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

~~Cheese~~ Jazz and Funk are two of the greatest achievements of human civilisation

Tom D. on Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:01 (12 minutes ago)

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, Brigadier, you're on your own on this one.

Are you actually lactose intolerant, or just downright strange?

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

the latter?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Next you'll be telling us that beer is vile and we'll have to have you committed.

Cheese, like beer, if proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas posted something about choosing Cheese over free-will on another thread.

― Mark G, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Beer (and all alcohol) is vile. Horrible taste .Can't stand it. To Room 101 it all goes with Kate's loathing of jazz and Mark C's loathing of prog.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

But... but... cheese on toast and beer! The greatest culinary combintation yet discovered by mortal man! Contains all the major food groups!

― tissp, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

Awwwww, man!!!

Some of my Favourite Science Myths Debunked

I wish I hadn't found this site. Half of what I believe is false!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

What do you MEAN the five second rule is not true?

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Does it say Sun Ra didn't come from outerspace at all and Parliament/Funkadelic didn't come from the Mothership?

If it does then its LIES LIES LIES!

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

It says men sex do not think about sex every five seconds at all sex.

― Mark G, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I think about sex every five seconds and I'm not even a mang.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Does it say if all men really do stand up to take a "waz"?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

ah, but Meng were what was being debunked thar.

― Mark G, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I love the idea of scientists dropping cats from various heights to see how quickly they turn over. Like, where is the Control Cat? Quick! drop the Control Cat now!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

The control cat is either

1) a dead, stuffed cat, positioned to aerodynamically recreate the initial arch position of a descending cat, or
2) a dog.

― Mark G, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

3) Bagpuss

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Man, if we could still change screennames, my new screen name would SO be Brand X Control Cat.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Was that Phil Collins nickname?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

I can still smell the Bad Lunch. Bah.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Cheese is great. My romantic valentine's present to give to someone special this year was: cheese.

I don't like enforced charity, but fortunately the management here hate it even more than I do, so such dilemmas do not arise.

("Arise, Sir Dilemma!")

― Forest Pines, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

we have similar things here but they are certainly not enforced.

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmmore carrot soup mmmmmmmmm.

i am thinking of calling my bike DEDALUS. what do the watercoolerpeople think?

― emsk, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

sounds cool. it's usually DAEDALUS tho.
then you'd have to have something else called ICARUS

(trike for housemate's kid perhaps???)

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

Daedalus? As in the bloke who flew too close to the sun? Or was he just the dude that invented the wings to fly, and it was his silly son who flew too close to the sun?

(Now I've got Yes stuck in my head.)

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

he also designed the labyrinth that that horny chap lived in!

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

x-post.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Pervert.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Cheese is great. My romantic valentine's present to give to someone special this year was: cheesey knob

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

where did i get it without the e then? my brain was telling me that and i ignored it, stupid me.

yep daedalus was the one who invented and made the wings, foolish icarus melted his by flying too close to the sun and drownded in the sea.

that is better than having doves stuck in your head (i mean, not actual doves, that would rule, but the tedious manc band with 0 tunes) which is what i have got now. to make it worse the radio is playing the feeling argh argh argh awful awful sub-travis wittery.

― emsk, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

he also designed the labyrinth that that horny chap lived in!

the minotaur? that is PERFECT, then, for backstreet navigation. daedalus it is!

― emsk, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

You could call it Dadaismus

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh ugh ugh, but hey, having birds in your head would be good but if they were actual doves, I would be scared that horrible pidgeons would get in there by mistake, I see what they are doing to the bridge over Streatham Station, and would not like that done to my brain.

I am listening to Triumph 2000 and oh dear, such silly silly lyrics. I suspect they may be up there with the 120 Days or whatever in "err... thanks but no thanks" stakes. I hate when DDBs *try* to be sexy. They try too hard and end up anti-sexy.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

The Triumph 2000 was a pretty crappy car IIRC.

That Colleen Moore clip has been pulled from youtube due to "terms of use violation". WTF, the film's from 1929, might get a limited theatrical release, will probably never come out on DVD, I don't understand the logic.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

No misquoting TYVM!

― Forest Pines, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, morning. My first fully healthy day so far since my return!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen Dadaismus - I would prolly have called myself that in old-ILX

― Tom D., Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I've got to stop looking at pictures of Hawkwind for the "cute bassists" thread because every now and then a pic of Stacia pops up and it's all WHOOPS seriously not work safe there.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of mine and Hari's is in berlin on a college trip. She was telling us that her hotel is in a street with sex shops, porn cinemas and fetish/rubber clubs. One of which is called [i.Stink![/i]

So FP...

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Woot! Healthy Ned!

OMG Emsk, the fucking feeling. We saw them one night on live at abbey road and had to physically restrain each other from leaping at the tv and KILL KILL KILL.

― G00blar, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Those pictures of stacia on that jorgen angel site are, er, quite something. She was an awesome-looking woman.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, she is an awesome looking woman! Quite gorgeous. But I really don't want to see her nekkid breasts popping up when my boss walks by.

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ah ha! Kate's groupies have arrived at the Truck Festival!

http://www.starfarer.net/galleryb/hwfarmcr.jpg

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

I want purple corduroy flares. Would that make me too much of a sodding hippie?

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

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