Society is in the gutter

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multigutteral britain

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Teenagers are literally taking the piss out of you, and then actually pissing that piss into the gutter.

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter BATMAN

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

It's the immigrants who shouldered out all the honest British ragpickers. Now rag picking is a racket, just like all the rest, and what's more they won't give you a decent price anymore for an honest rag of cloth.

Aimless, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

watch till the end

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

"my mum would fucking cut you"

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Just another bus ride in Peckham.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link

that's like a sketch from Jam

let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck ing hell

cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

what's phenomenal is how camp the guy is

let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"alison moyet shut your fucking mouth"

cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

How do you do that? How do you walk right through a glass door on a bus and come through the other side without even being hurt?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Makes me so glad I live 300 yards away in the relative safety of Peckwich.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god the comments

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh fuckin' ell, where's our bus?" is a great line to punctuate the clip with.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

jeffo7731
2 hours ago 3

That's why taxis don't go south of the river! LOL

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

even without sound that's .... quite something

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

munib1000
10 hours ago

Shit if this was Harrow that boy would be dashed off the bus with his gay voice

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Is that the lad from Steps?

mmmm, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it seems the gutter has had to have been extended to accomodate Big Society.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

School frocks are now worn exclusively by degenerates and call girls, while the schoolgirls display their lewdness in the broad light of day like a badge of honor.

Aimless, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Would like to punch the lads filming it tbh. That high pitched laughing!! Half thought they'd chase him down the street. Shudder. Whole thing = craziness!

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

"I saw Steve lying down, but thankfully he's not bad. A big well done to the Sunderland fans who gave up the supporter to the police. When I saw the age of him it looked like he's still in school. Unfortunately it's the society we live in at the moment."

society is in the gutter, attacking the old men who play between the posts in our great football clubs

a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh he brought it on himself by using goalposts instead of jumpers.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 this thread

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

takes me back what it does

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that were good

idgi fridays (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

You don't see people sit out on the porch much. Kids certainly don't play in the street anymore. And when we do venture outside, we climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up the cell and don't even bother to honk our horns.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/14/AR2011011406549.html

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Time was we would venture outside, climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up our cells, and not even bother to honk our horns.

Now however nobody would even pick up their car keys without first raping every one of their neighbours and ending the ordeal with a moneyshot of sulphuric acid.

Bus stops.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"We are losing the art of letter writing. E-mails are becoming like texts. If we don't get a handle on it, future generations won't be able to spell at all."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12247262

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

if only everyone was a spelling stickler, what beautiful words would be spoken.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Have you heard the music these days? It's all "ooh ooh" this and "shhhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhh". Future generations won't be able to open their mouths without literally killing their neighbors to death.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the country's full of rotten teeth and rotten guts. living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with dust, horsedung and consumptives' spits.

conrad, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been banned from my local pub for not being Polish. Inclusivity my arse!

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Think they own the place

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, I think they actually own the place

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

In the old days if you got on the wrong side of a German you would find a bomb dropped on your city. You knew where you were. Today if you could even find that same German, chances are he'd be in panorama bar with the little woman.

Fact of the matter is, you're just a statistic

colby, Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2011/9/8/image-3-for-sunday-mirror-pictures-06-02-11-gallery-580059926.jpg

Britain’s Eurovision hopeful Antony Costa unfastens his trousers then casually urinates against a cash machine.

The singer – whose group Blue were chosen to represent the country in the song contest just three days earlier – is ­pictured near Trafalgar Square, only 30 yards from a ­public toilet.

The 29-year-old father of one relieves himself while deep in conversation on his mobile phone, leaving a pool of urine on the ­pavement.

After finishing the call, he ­reaches into his back pocket for his ­wallet.

He eventually re-fastens his ­trousers – with total indifference to other people needing to use the Post Office cash machine – after withdrawing a wad of notes.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/02/06/antony-costa-eurovision-hopeful-urinates-at-cash-machine-115875-22901951/

James Mitchell, Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Touting for the French vote.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5h9ZPBuBEs

tbch, i only see piranhas (tpp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ that is probably nsfw, btw

tbch, i only see piranhas (tpp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link

He eventually re-fastens his trousers – with total indifference to other people needing to use the Post Office cash machine – after withdrawing a wad of notes. LAD.

a gadfly within the ranks of the nationalist far right (history mayne), Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

He has literally pissed over every hard-working family that uses the Post Office. An animal would know better.

Y Kant Torres Red (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link

It's clear from his face he has demanded Winston Churchill forces his mouth open, and delightedly pumped urine down the great man's gullet. As a final "one in the eye" for Britain, he "shakes" the remaining droplets on the corpse of a soldier, abandoned in Oxford Street by Tony Blair.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 6 February 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

No sooner has he refastened his trouser cord than he's at it again, this time the pop hopeful "has a wank" at the home of music legend Robin Gibb, who has diabetes.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 6 February 2011 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

When I was a kid I didn't have an XBox, or Wii. I had a bike and a curfew (the street lights). Mum didn't call my mobile, she yelled outside, "time to come in". I played outside with friends, not Online. If I didn't eat what my mum made me then I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. Re-post this if you drank water out of a hose...and survived!

(from facebook)

Evil Eau (dog latin), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Music? Nowadays people just listen to computers.

Evil Eau (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

^ A+

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

At least when you drank water out of a hose it tasted like water. Now it just tastes like plastic. Why can't you buy a proper tomato anymore, these ones just taste like water.

Genuflection X (oppet), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link


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