Society is in the gutter

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xpost it's gr8 bri10 get wiv da tymez yo

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

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Time was, this thread fulfilled a valuable service by concerning itself with our society and the gutter it has fallen into. Now it's just the liberal intelligentsia getting all chummy with each other.

Bill A, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Get chummy with anyone these days, especially over the internet, and you are liable to find yourself on the Big Government Nanny State Sex Offender's List, with council officials breaking down your door in order to forcibly extract DNA from you, which is exactly what should be happening to these perverts because only those who've got something to hide should fear ... uhhhh... hold on, can I start again?

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Time was you could send your kids up to sweep chimneys, these days they're literally being put through the hatches of recycling banks to steal second-hand clothing. Britain is lying in the gutter, in pieces, broken.

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

in my day, a man kept his business to himself. he didn't have to worry about getting constantly bombarded with such utter rubbish as what such and such as person "tweeted." what the bloody hell is a "tweet?" If I have to hear one more time what Stephen Fry had for breakfast, I will eat my hat!
which, by the way, has lost its starch, and is sagging down flabbily, just like society

lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Derbyshire PCT video - festive warning to young women don't get totally drunk and pee in the street and fall over

video
http://www.youtube.com/user/Cocktalesmix#p/a/u/1/xfWs6GaImzU

"Mary would never normally drop her knickers in the middle of town but she really needs to go, and after 10 alcopops she's lost it. If you don't want to end up in a Cocktale like Mary, know the tricks—get the right mix."

djmartian, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Society is literally being pissed into our gutters by a youth

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The youth has drunk too much of society's blood, from the neck of a pensioner, and is now pissing away that blood without concern for the society he or she drenches

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

...with its own blood. Think about it!

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

vera lynn never pissed in any gutters. we've lost something, i don't know what, but it was precious.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

The gutter is in the gutter, and that gutter is in another gutter, and society is in that gutter, so society is in the gutter gutter gutter.

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

multigutteral britain

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Teenagers are literally taking the piss out of you, and then actually pissing that piss into the gutter.

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter BATMAN

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

It's the immigrants who shouldered out all the honest British ragpickers. Now rag picking is a racket, just like all the rest, and what's more they won't give you a decent price anymore for an honest rag of cloth.

Aimless, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

watch till the end

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

"my mum would fucking cut you"

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Just another bus ride in Peckham.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link

that's like a sketch from Jam

let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck ing hell

cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

what's phenomenal is how camp the guy is

let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"alison moyet shut your fucking mouth"

cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

How do you do that? How do you walk right through a glass door on a bus and come through the other side without even being hurt?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Makes me so glad I live 300 yards away in the relative safety of Peckwich.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god the comments

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh fuckin' ell, where's our bus?" is a great line to punctuate the clip with.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

jeffo7731
2 hours ago 3

That's why taxis don't go south of the river! LOL

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

even without sound that's .... quite something

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

munib1000
10 hours ago

Shit if this was Harrow that boy would be dashed off the bus with his gay voice

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Is that the lad from Steps?

mmmm, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it seems the gutter has had to have been extended to accomodate Big Society.

village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

School frocks are now worn exclusively by degenerates and call girls, while the schoolgirls display their lewdness in the broad light of day like a badge of honor.

Aimless, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Would like to punch the lads filming it tbh. That high pitched laughing!! Half thought they'd chase him down the street. Shudder. Whole thing = craziness!

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

"I saw Steve lying down, but thankfully he's not bad. A big well done to the Sunderland fans who gave up the supporter to the police. When I saw the age of him it looked like he's still in school. Unfortunately it's the society we live in at the moment."

society is in the gutter, attacking the old men who play between the posts in our great football clubs

a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh he brought it on himself by using goalposts instead of jumpers.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 this thread

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

takes me back what it does

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that were good

idgi fridays (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

You don't see people sit out on the porch much. Kids certainly don't play in the street anymore. And when we do venture outside, we climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up the cell and don't even bother to honk our horns.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/14/AR2011011406549.html

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Time was we would venture outside, climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up our cells, and not even bother to honk our horns.

Now however nobody would even pick up their car keys without first raping every one of their neighbours and ending the ordeal with a moneyshot of sulphuric acid.

Bus stops.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"We are losing the art of letter writing. E-mails are becoming like texts. If we don't get a handle on it, future generations won't be able to spell at all."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12247262

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

if only everyone was a spelling stickler, what beautiful words would be spoken.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Have you heard the music these days? It's all "ooh ooh" this and "shhhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhh". Future generations won't be able to open their mouths without literally killing their neighbors to death.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the country's full of rotten teeth and rotten guts. living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with dust, horsedung and consumptives' spits.

conrad, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been banned from my local pub for not being Polish. Inclusivity my arse!

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Think they own the place

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, I think they actually own the place

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

In the old days if you got on the wrong side of a German you would find a bomb dropped on your city. You knew where you were. Today if you could even find that same German, chances are he'd be in panorama bar with the little woman.

Fact of the matter is, you're just a statistic

colby, Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2011/9/8/image-3-for-sunday-mirror-pictures-06-02-11-gallery-580059926.jpg

Britain’s Eurovision hopeful Antony Costa unfastens his trousers then casually urinates against a cash machine.

The singer – whose group Blue were chosen to represent the country in the song contest just three days earlier – is ­pictured near Trafalgar Square, only 30 yards from a ­public toilet.

The 29-year-old father of one relieves himself while deep in conversation on his mobile phone, leaving a pool of urine on the ­pavement.

After finishing the call, he ­reaches into his back pocket for his ­wallet.

He eventually re-fastens his ­trousers – with total indifference to other people needing to use the Post Office cash machine – after withdrawing a wad of notes.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/02/06/antony-costa-eurovision-hopeful-urinates-at-cash-machine-115875-22901951/

James Mitchell, Sunday, 6 February 2011 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link


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