anyway, a job used to be for life. for life. now people don't even know where they work any more. politicians, for example, seem to think they're wet nurses these days, while the rest of us gather up what few rags and tassels are left of society to sew pete doherty a new tourniquet.
― dog latin, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost it's gr8 bri10 get wiv da tymez yo
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xposts
Time was, this thread fulfilled a valuable service by concerning itself with our society and the gutter it has fallen into. Now it's just the liberal intelligentsia getting all chummy with each other.
― Bill A, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Get chummy with anyone these days, especially over the internet, and you are liable to find yourself on the Big Government Nanny State Sex Offender's List, with council officials breaking down your door in order to forcibly extract DNA from you, which is exactly what should be happening to these perverts because only those who've got something to hide should fear ... uhhhh... hold on, can I start again?
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Time was you could send your kids up to sweep chimneys, these days they're literally being put through the hatches of recycling banks to steal second-hand clothing. Britain is lying in the gutter, in pieces, broken.
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
in my day, a man kept his business to himself. he didn't have to worry about getting constantly bombarded with such utter rubbish as what such and such as person "tweeted." what the bloody hell is a "tweet?" If I have to hear one more time what Stephen Fry had for breakfast, I will eat my hat!which, by the way, has lost its starch, and is sagging down flabbily, just like society
― lukevalentine, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Derbyshire PCT video - festive warning to young women don't get totally drunk and pee in the street and fall over
videohttp://www.youtube.com/user/Cocktalesmix#p/a/u/1/xfWs6GaImzU
"Mary would never normally drop her knickers in the middle of town but she really needs to go, and after 10 alcopops she's lost it. If you don't want to end up in a Cocktale like Mary, know the tricks—get the right mix."
― djmartian, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Society is literally being pissed into our gutters by a youth
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
The youth has drunk too much of society's blood, from the neck of a pensioner, and is now pissing away that blood without concern for the society he or she drenches
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
...with its own blood. Think about it!
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link
vera lynn never pissed in any gutters. we've lost something, i don't know what, but it was precious.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
The gutter is in the gutter, and that gutter is in another gutter, and society is in that gutter, so society is in the gutter gutter gutter.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
multigutteral britain
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenagers are literally taking the piss out of you, and then actually pissing that piss into the gutter.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter gutter BATMAN
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
It's the immigrants who shouldered out all the honest British ragpickers. Now rag picking is a racket, just like all the rest, and what's more they won't give you a decent price anymore for an honest rag of cloth.
― Aimless, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2waIvp265CM
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
watch till the end
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link
"my mum would fucking cut you"
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Just another bus ride in Peckham.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link
that's like a sketch from Jam
― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck ing hell
― cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
what's phenomenal is how camp the guy is
"alison moyet shut your fucking mouth"
― cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link
How do you do that? How do you walk right through a glass door on a bus and come through the other side without even being hurt?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Makes me so glad I live 300 yards away in the relative safety of Peckwich.
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god the comments
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link
"Oh fuckin' ell, where's our bus?" is a great line to punctuate the clip with.
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
jeffo77312 hours ago 3
That's why taxis don't go south of the river! LOL
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link
even without sound that's .... quite something
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
munib100010 hours ago
Shit if this was Harrow that boy would be dashed off the bus with his gay voice
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that the lad from Steps?
― mmmm, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
it seems the gutter has had to have been extended to accomodate Big Society.
― village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link
School frocks are now worn exclusively by degenerates and call girls, while the schoolgirls display their lewdness in the broad light of day like a badge of honor.
― Aimless, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Would like to punch the lads filming it tbh. That high pitched laughing!! Half thought they'd chase him down the street. Shudder. Whole thing = craziness!
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"I saw Steve lying down, but thankfully he's not bad. A big well done to the Sunderland fans who gave up the supporter to the police. When I saw the age of him it looked like he's still in school. Unfortunately it's the society we live in at the moment."
society is in the gutter, attacking the old men who play between the posts in our great football clubs
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh he brought it on himself by using goalposts instead of jumpers.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 16 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 this thread
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
takes me back what it does
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
that were good
― idgi fridays (blueski), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
You don't see people sit out on the porch much. Kids certainly don't play in the street anymore. And when we do venture outside, we climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up the cell and don't even bother to honk our horns.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/14/AR2011011406549.html
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Time was we would venture outside, climb in our cars, crank the A/C and the radio, pick up our cells, and not even bother to honk our horns.
Now however nobody would even pick up their car keys without first raping every one of their neighbours and ending the ordeal with a moneyshot of sulphuric acid.
Bus stops.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
"We are losing the art of letter writing. E-mails are becoming like texts. If we don't get a handle on it, future generations won't be able to spell at all."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12247262
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
if only everyone was a spelling stickler, what beautiful words would be spoken.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Have you heard the music these days? It's all "ooh ooh" this and "shhhhhhhwaaaaaahhhhhhh". Future generations won't be able to open their mouths without literally killing their neighbors to death.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the country's full of rotten teeth and rotten guts. living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with dust, horsedung and consumptives' spits.
― conrad, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I've been banned from my local pub for not being Polish. Inclusivity my arse!
― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Think they own the place
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, I think they actually own the place
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
In the old days if you got on the wrong side of a German you would find a bomb dropped on your city. You knew where you were. Today if you could even find that same German, chances are he'd be in panorama bar with the little woman.
Fact of the matter is, you're just a statistic
― colby, Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link