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neat!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

no. not neat. the more i think about it the less neat it gets. but i'm going anyway.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like a line from a Paul Simon song.

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

AWKWARD FEST ~~2007~~1996!

S.L.M.P.N.

― dan m, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Simon's "a confluence of people and situations and suspicions and accusations and recriminations" is a classic!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

and with every email in it gets more and more convoluted. if i play my cards right i won't even get punched out in all this.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure you can arrange for someone else to get punched out, there's certainly no shortage of candidates.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

petty jealousies and drugs
in the confines of Ronny's

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'll get your back if need be.

― dan m, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

negotiations and punch-outs
are often mistaken
for one and the same

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

She said "Don't I know you from the T&G 25th weekend?"

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

this work?

http://lh3.google.com/image/kevin.rys/Rh5fuhKyhvI/AAAAAAAAABU/LcoRYB2oE1g/s144/C%3A%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Cvhahinrysk%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Cimage002.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure you can arrange for someone else to get punched out, there's certainly no shortage of candidates.

laurel otm.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

it's really not my habit to intrude
and furthermore i hope my meaning won't be lost of misconstrued
but i'll ask, at the risk of seeming rude

wtf is this all about, kevin?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm afraid to visit you ppl in Chi now. so much DRAMA.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. M, nobody knows anything about this except for Kevin and Laurel.

― jaymc, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

fist fight are good for you. Haven't you seen fight club?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to do a "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" homage, but Kevin and Laurel and hard names to rhyme.

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

xpost itisamystery.gif

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Frankenstein-headshot-smaller.jpg

FIST FIGHT ... GOOOOOD!

― n/a, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

make fun of my typos, go ahead. GO AHEAD, LAUGH AT THE DUMMY.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's just a weird thing that happened with this dude who didn't take the break up with his girlfriend as well as she did. i had a crush on her before they met and in fact was the one who introduced them. then something else happend. flash forward to last wednesday the dude got pissy and tried to goad me into hitting him. coming into town will be another dude who got friendly with the pissy dude's ex. he'll be playing a show on the same bill with the pissy dude's band which is being put on by the girl's current and past interest. it's a fucked up situation and i'm taking myself out of it by not going.

the end.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

and i really shouldn't air my dirty laundry here.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

note to self.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

why does getting laid have to get so weird?

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

I washed my laundry last night.

That sounds crazy, Kevin. When I go to bed at night, I have a tendency to think OH MY GOD my life is so crazy and overwhelming and when will it all calm down?! And then NIck reminds me I'm just being silly and that I do that every night.

― KitCat, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Celibacy would simplify a number of things, it's true. Unfortunately it's sort of inimical to the happiness of most human beings, in the long run.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Celibacy would simplify a number of things, it's true

UH NO IT DOESN'T.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Inimical" is a good word.

On the most recent episode of The O.C. I watched, Anna used the word "anathema" in front of the Cohens, and Peter Gallagher raised his not inconsiderable eyebrows and pointed and mouthed the word again, as if to say, "Nice catch, son!" The show is getting funnier.

― jaymc, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

“Essentialism—a belief in natural, immutable sex differences—is anathema to postmodernists, for whom sexuality itself, along with gender, is a ‘social construct’”

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I hey, I've seen one of the gals in the headlining band at Ronny's before. Saw her play a saw.

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok so i'm not an essentialist and i'm not a postmodernist...

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure either nobunny or romance novels will headline as they are the two touring bands. the other two are locals.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oops, she's at the Note, not Ronny's. The Moaners (with a gal from Trailer Bride in the band). No drama there.

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

“Essentialism—a belief in natural, immutable sex differences—is anathema to postmodernists, for whom sexuality itself, along with gender, is a ‘social construct’”

I still believe that to some degree. I always drew the line at Judith Butler's insistence that sex itself -- not gender, but physical maleness or femaleness -- is also a social construct.

― jaymc, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin and Laurel and hard names to rhyme

Kevin: seven, eleven, heaven... Piven...

Laurel: ...

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget "unleaven"

laurel- coral, morrel (kinda), . . .

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Women can have babies and men sure cannot, but beyond those basic biological differences I just don't know. My bottom line is that I remain fundamentally skeptical of any claim that women are intrinsically like X while men are intrinsically like Y. I like Catharine MacKinnon's view of it: social constructs of gender are so deeply ingrained in us and everything we do that we'll really never know. Rather than saying that men are like this while women are like that, I like the point of view that men and women come to situations with different experiences to explain how men and women can have divergent takes on the same set of facts.

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

all i know about gender relations is that CBS sitcoms are OTM.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh see, I am prounouncing Laurel like "Lawwwwrel" and not "Lorrel." The latter certainly opens up more rhyming possibilities,

― Jenny, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

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they may not see eye to eye, but they wuv each other all the same!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

also, KEVIN should be pronounced "KENNY".

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

omg fuck me somebody please fix this stupid bug that lets me break everything like that

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

kenan, what the fuck are you doing with the goddamn italics? seriously now?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i think it happens when i open an image tage but close an i tag

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

and there's no fixing it.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

You don't have to be moral, Laurel
You don't have to be leaven, Kevin

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

[/i] how about this?

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

leaven and kenny don't rhyme though.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Don't have to be skenny, kenny (though it's okay if you are)

― Eazy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

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