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No, I think J.D's first three posts in particular PWN!

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

HUH! OMG! SHE...(had an abortion, can't have kids, got pregnant before they got married, had a child out of wedlock, etc.)

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

"I didn't say nuttin' Johnny, honest..."
And the variant

"I wouldn't kid you about a thing like that, honest I wouldn't"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

"Why i aughtta..." (brandishes fist)

guy in vest pushes up window in tenement window, scratches armpit, takes stoagie out of mouth "Hey, you kids! Scram"

"Go on, beat it"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

"Now, don't take things the wrong way, Charlie."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

VINTAGE CLOTHING

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

"When a fella like me meets a girl like you..."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

PERIOD HAIRDOS

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

"Say, that's a pretty smart mouth you got on you there. You better watch that."

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

it's funny how whenever some guy's trying to defend himself the other dude's always named charlie.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"whatdya tryin' to do, bub - kid me?"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

... this seems to have exclusively turned into a 30s gangster/ 40s noir thread

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

"Why I can remember, even when we were kids in school...Remember?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

"Say, I gotta hand it to ya, that was some number you pulled on me back there"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

"when i was a little girl, i used to dream about this."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

"Why you gotta lotta nerve walkin' in here like that!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

"Folks around here may be plain and ordinary, they may not use five-dollar words or wear Park Avenue clothes, but that doesn't mean..."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

something unusual happens, onlooking tramp does double take, looks at bottle then throws it away

― zappi (joni), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"So now we ain't good enough for ya, is that the way it is now Johnny?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

"You and Bill have been awful friendly recently."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Did ya even think about that?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

"oh it doesn't matter - NOTHING matters NOW..."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

"That wasn't no copper I was talkin' to, Charlie, I swear!"

(Since Dadaismus took Johnny, I went with Charlie)

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Children using the word "gee".

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

"That wasn't no copper I was talkin' to, Charlie, I swear!"
"Why you yellow..."
BANG!

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

"Now why would Johnny and Charlie be interested in you?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Stewart.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

detective: "i think you dropped this $100 bill."
snitch: "what hun--- oh. uh, thanks!"

"Just what makes you think I can remember something that happened so long ago?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

"Who's the skirt?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

"Whoa. Be careful. That's not just any rib."

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

"Now listen Johnny, me and you both know Charlie shot Father Flotsky - why should you take the rap for Charlie?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"Forget it copper, I ain't no squealer"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"Now listen Johnny, me and you both know Charlie shot Father Flotsky - why should you take the rap for Charlie?"

That happens in every episode of CSI Miami, doesn't it? But with the names changed to Pedro and Miguel, obviously.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"We got a real comfy chair waiting for you upstate"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"I had you down as being smarter than that Charlie... errrrrrr, Johnny I mean... seems I was wrong. Take him away O'Brien"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"A little birdie tells me you were with Charlie and Johnny at the Kitty Kat Club on the night the mayor was murdered."

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

"So what if I was, is there a lawwwwwwwwww against it?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

"Pretty sharp ain't you? Gonna cut yourself one of these days"

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

"Uh uh, not me, I'm careful, see?"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Officer O'Brien: "Why you, I oughta..."

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Aren't some of these from Lenny Bruce monologues?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

"What's that you say, Professor?"

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Men in undershirts.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Plane (or boat or train's) route being marked out on a map as the character travels from Paris to Marrakesh.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

In the corridor outside the interrogation room...

Officer O'Hagan: "Get a hold of yourself Joe!"
Officer O'Brien: "... it's just that little punk..."
Officer O'Hagan: "... I know, but we ain't gonna catch Mayor Flotsky's murderer by flying off the handle like that, are we?"
Officer O'Brien: "Yeah Jim, you're right but when I think of Mayor Flotsky, gunned down in front of his own wife and kids... well, it turns my stomach Jim"
Officer O'Hagan; "Hold on, what were Mayor Flotsky's wife doing in the Kitty Kat Club?"
Director; "CUT!!"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

I confess I stole Father Flotsky from Lenny Bruce

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

"Leave the bottle..."

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Escaping the 1950s detective drama for a bit, in cold war sci-fi you can always rely on an alien telling the earthlings that he will be back when humans have learned not to destroy each other.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

unless he's a fucking hypocrite like Klaatu and sez he'll destroy US!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

OK let's move on to 50s sci-fi:

"It's quiet out there now"
"Yeah, too quiet"

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

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