Bill Maher - classic!

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This guy's a dick. He's always hanging around the Playboy mansion and being a dick. Wot a dick.

Zarr, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

whatta prick.

rpeat, Thursday, 10 March 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Bill M. is total total dud.

Classic ramosi post on bill maher:

I hope none of you saw Bill Maher on Leno last night.....what a stacked card, let me tell you....the biggest pseud on TV with the most unfunny cunt on earth.....Bill said some shit so ignorant it somehow eclipses his "overweight people are just lazy and why should I pay health taxes because they're pigs?!" P.I. show and rap music comments....he says something like "I don't watch the Winter games....they're not sports...they're GRAVITY!!! You sit on a sled.." All the while with that huge triangular nose and those smirky incredulous "I mean COME ON!" facial gestures that must mean this guy actually thinks he's being cleverfresh...... everyday I cry a 40oz of tears trying to understand how people can think this man is exceptionally intelligent or witty....my theory is that Bill is the mascot for midbrow pseuds all over the USA that aren't outright morons but have just the right amount of totally cursory knowledge about shit in general to think they can stop right the fuck there.

-- Ramosi (olafsonski...), February 22nd, 2002.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think that QUITE eclipses the other, i mean come on people

really now, Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

But he IS knee-jerk, in a direction that I suppose you could call libertarian - he's literally self-serving, down to his philosophical core: a tough stand FOR HIM would be to say, make an argument for universal health-care. Or for a congestion charge for driving a car inside city limits. Of course the response is "what, you want him to go against his beliefs?" Well yeah because I think at least half of what forms the libertarian credo are CRUDDY beliefs, at least as they shake out for most people.. the great trick of libertarianism is to never have to give anything up, to never have to sacrifice.. a tough stand against the status quo might be.. um, the above. Sorry, but libertarianism is the 13-year-old version of mainstream American political philosophy. I'm still pissed that they co-opted red meat and beer for their fucking frat boy agenda.. but put Maher in the Lord of the Flies and see how quick he starts calling for a bicameral legislature.
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), August 3rd, 2004.

This comment doesn't make sense. It assumes Maher is an all out libertarian, which Maria's 3rd post made quite clear HE IS NOT. Many of his beliefs affect him -- he supports public schools; meaning he pays taxes for them and wishes more funds were allocated in the right places.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

All the while with that huge triangular nose and those smirky incredulous "I mean COME ON!" facial gestures that must mean this guy actually thinks he's being cleverfresh

And it's crescent fresh. Get it right.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

wow you sure showed us

i guess im done here, Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I very well could've said "get it right or pay the price" and completely owned you with my early to mid 90s Viacomm television knowledge but I didn't want to hurt you.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

total classic, to clarify

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)


I think he's just a plain-old liberal, but people don't know what that is anymore. "he hangs around the playboy mansion..."

Yr3k (dymaxia), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)


He's a throwback to the 60s style of political humor, is what he is.

Yr3k (dymaxia), Thursday, 10 March 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ramosi otm per usual

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 10 March 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That post makes me want to write like lecoq all the time.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that i'd be able to pull it off.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
More Maher fun:

One Rep. Spencer Bachus sez Maher's a traitor.

Maher has some things to say in response.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw this yesterday, Ned and since I couldn't write an e-mail directly to the Rep., I wrote one to a local paper http://www.clantonadvertiser.com/opinion/ .

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 25 May 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
This week's show was amazing! And I usually think the shows are pretty hard to watch. Vonnegut was an interesting guest of course, but the greatness came from George Carlin's OTM-ness and the catharsis of Bill ending the show with a demand for Bush's recall.

richardk (Richard K), Saturday, 10 September 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
"We'll be back in two weeks with BBen Affleck and Salman Rushdie."

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 26 September 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

i have mixed feelings about maher. he has a lot of prick-like qualities, but he's not a total prick.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 26 September 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
O'reilly's mirror image, only more arrogant.

Soooo true. you win thread. OTM, etc

Neither are strictly liberal or conservative but both play up certain aspects of the ideologies too much. O'Reilly plays up "God-and-Country-first" and "Who's looking out for the little guy?" populism. Maher does a great job of playing the intellectual and articulate "thinking-man" who is frustrated from having the burden of spreading reason and awareness to the unwashed masses who never seem to pay enough attention to him or his ideas. He's libertarian in the same way Godwin was. Both are best taken in small doses.

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Maher just referred to the bible as "that old book of Jewish fairy tales".

He aslo called Mormons shape-shifters.

(on Larry King)

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

I guess this is old, from the 4th.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Waiting for Obama "to actually do something":

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2009/06/not_what_i_vote.php

Dr Morbius, Monday, 15 June 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

Dr Morbius - classic!

velko, Monday, 15 June 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Bill Maher is a self-righteous, pompous idiot. Just like Michael Moore. The fact that I actually agree with them on a lot of issues doesn't change that very simple fact. Obama is not, and was never a left-wing ideologue. His entire shtick is based on moderate pragmatism, inclusion and consensus. I can't believe that the same people who complained so loudly for 8 years about the way Bush just forced his policies down everyone's throats, now want Obama to do the same thing because they voted for him. One of my favourite lines from Obama's victory speech in Grant Park was when he said: "And, to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your president, too." It's completely counter-productive to treat the next 4 to 8 years as some type of opportunity to get revenge for the Bush years. America is a large and diverse country, which is still quite conservative in many ways. No good will come from trying to ram through a radically liberal domestic agenda.

Totally gay for Obama (j-rock), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

Maher is a fucking idiot

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

No, sorry, Maher OTM.

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

It's not that's he seems like a centrist. It's that he seems like... a Democrat.

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

No, sorry, Shakey Mo Collier OTM.

Totally gay for Obama (j-rock), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

Well at least we're all sorry.

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

even when Maher's right he's a fucking idiot (stopped clock etc) - his analysis is about as deep as a kiddie pool

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

And what is your analysis of his analysis? Do you want a sticker?

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

I don't particularly like defending Maher but sometimes shallow analysis has its place. One potential problem with deep analysis is the paralysis that can come with not knowing all of the twists and turns of a situation; the ability to accurately summarize a situation and take action is arguably more important than the ability to unravel the intricacies of a situation and present a fully-baked argument.

Note that I didn't follow the link so I have no idea if he's talking sense or not.

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

ILXor Dems = Peewee Herman "i can't hear you la la la la"

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

I have no idea if he's talking sense or not.

Oh you should watch it. It gets good right around the 2 minute mark.

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

I hate hate hate Maher, even when I agree with what he may be saying. He just seems so slimy and full of himself. I cannot stand the way he smirks at his own "clever" jokes before he even finishes the punchline. Or how he looks out at the audience as if to say "oh yeah, I went THERE! aren't I terribly clever?".

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

I have my own problems with him, as expressed on several other threads I'm sure, but this is a pretty classic rant.

Brundlefly (kenan), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

I dislike him pretty intensely, but the view that Obama's sizzle is burning the steak is one I'm pleased to see penetrate HBO.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

really, is there anyone else on television saying this?

"It made some liberals very angry, my phone rang off the hook, my email filled up and Nancy Pelosi got so mad her face moved. Look, folks, I like Obama too, I'm just saying let's not make it a religion. And as far as you folks on the right who think that we're now somehow in league, we're not in league. I was criticising Obama for not being hard enough on the corporate douchebags you live to defend. I don't want to be on your team, pick another kid."

"Shouldn't there be one party that unambiguously supports cutting the military budget, a party that is straight up in favor of gun control, gay marriage, higher taxes on the rich, universal health care, legalizing pot, and steep direct taxing of polluters? ...What we need is an actual progressive party to represent the millions of Americans who aren't being served by the Democrats, because bottom line: Democrats are the new Republicans."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/21/bill-maher-democrats-have_n_218593.html

Dr Morbius, Monday, 22 June 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)

did you see harper's magazine cover story this month:

Barack Hoover Obama:
The best and the brightest blow it again

scott seward, Monday, 22 June 2009 12:24 (sixteen years ago)

no, but I think Jon Stewart interviewed the author last week.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 22 June 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)

his analysis is about as deep as a kiddie pool

He's a comedian. Still classic.

Maria :D, Monday, 22 June 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

I'm enjoying watching this schmuck go off the deep end.

Brio, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

I haven't been paying attention. do tell!

Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

anti-vaccine nonsense?

velko, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

here's a starter:
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/10/the_2009_recipient_of_the_richard_dawkin_1.php

surfing on hokusine waves (ledge), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

such ignorant drivel, and the same shit spouted by Beck and Limbaugh.

Brio, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

OMG, watching Chris Mathews and Alex Baldwin totally made a fool of Maher.

http://vodpod.com/watch/2363121-video-chris-matthews-gettin-real

Darin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

it doesn't get much healthier than young men between the ages of 18-22 in the military.

actually, I think it does.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 October 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

when he's good, he's pretty otm:

If an election between Obama and Sarah Palin were held today, and only white men could vote, Sarah Palin would be president. Did you know that in 1788, when there were four million people in America, only 39,000 of them -- the richest white men -- got to vote? That doesn't sound good to you? Well, what if I threw in a picture of my cock?

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)


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