DUDES: do you pee sitting down by default?

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the boner tuck is just to get it down to 90 degree angle and hit the side wall of the inside rim instead of pissing up

-- and what, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:07 PM (1 minute ago)

this has to require a tiny dick

― modestmickey, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the Ned of these sorts of threads.

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

no you're a tiny dick

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh not you mickey

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

mod pls change thread title to 'The Great ILX Urination Debate'

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey, you're a dick

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

& lookit the John Holmes motherfucker

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

If it's a particularly tenacious turgidity, or if it's the middle of the night and I want to get it done and go back to bed I will just pee in the tub and run the shower to "flush." Started doing this about a couple years ago, and it's a brilliant solution!

-- Jesse, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:09 PM (1 minute ago)

guys really off your balcony is such an easier, preferable plan

― modestmickey, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

these threads do make me stop thinking about you all as smooth-crotched ken dolls

which i am not thankful for

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone else get a weird feeling if they pee too quickly after ejaculating?

i call this "crossing the streams"

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:04 PM (1 minute ago)

ejaculating soon after peeing is also an adventure!

― 69, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes need to stop fronting abt the boner tuck; it doesnt require a "tiny dick" and the pain subsides with the boner, which goes away as you pee.

― max, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey it might work differently on smaller prison toilets

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

peeing AFTER sex has always been heaven for me actually

dollarstore?? wtf do i care about affordability when it comes to something like toilet paper. its the principle of the thing.

jesus christ ppl

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'M BOYS AND THIS IS THE PISSING CONTEST

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

guys really off your balcony is such an easier, preferable plan

to whom?

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

David R - I meant that he was newish at the time of the incident. We were together for about four years after it occurred.

Ally - in retrospect I wouldn't be surprised it that was the case. Unfortunately.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

now i finally understand where some of the ilx anger comes from. napoleon dick complex.

― modestmickey, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ok just for everyones info i hit submit at least 8 times before that acutally posted

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

also ejaculating while you have to pee can lead to this weird sensation where you think you have to pee for the rest of the day but everytime you go to the bathroom nothing comes out

― max, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have a balcony! I live on the 3rd floor and would have to open a window. And my windows are fickle in their staying up, so I'll be damned. Plus what if my dick got a chill?

― Jesse, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

we can never get real jobs after this

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

People get really mad at me when I pee sitting down at the urinal.

When I was in kindergarten, I walked in to the unisex bathroom to find a girl sitting in the urinal, peeing. I have never been able to get that disturbing image out of my mind and I don't know if this is because A)there was something genuinely unsettling about the way she was squished in there B)the fact that there was an open stall, wtf? or C)I am a pervert.

― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I just want to know how it's possible to have to pee w/ wood, whizz into THE TUB, RUN THE SHOWER, then go back to bed, & have that be less invasive to your sleepytime than just PISSING IN THE TOILET LIKE GOD WANTS US TO.

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

BONERS DO NOT TUCK EQUALLY.

I MEAN I'VE HEARD SOME DUDE DICKS CURVE DOWN WTF

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

it's C, colin

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

SOME DUDES SPLIT THEIR DICKS TOO

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

CAUSE THEY MAD

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

PENII: AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF AMAZEMENT AND WONDER

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

if only i was as laid back & unaggressive as mickey

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

peeing with boner guarantees lots of afterdrip - no one has mentioned that

― 69, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

The boner tuck is easy. You actually wind up kind of turning it *upside-down* as well as backwards. But I always wind up touching the inside of the bowl, so I usually just either lean very far forward and push it downward in a very uncomfortable way, or I pee in the shower.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

To have the pee outside option anytime was like 90% of my decision to buy a house with a yard.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

cut it out you guys I gotta go

― dan m, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i am never going to have to boner tuck ever again u_u

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

But I always wind up touching the inside of the bowl,

you need fat thighs

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i pee in the yard lots

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I just like to think of Ice Cube saying he "can lay plenty of pipe" and meaning "I take gigantic shits"

― Hans Rott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

You actually wind up kind of turning it *upside-down* as well as backwards

this is the worst solution i have ever heard

― 69, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

peeing outside is great; my roommates sister was taking a shower this morning so i just went to the backyard and released. it was great.

― max, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i think performing the so-called 'boner-tulk' at all is equivalent to wetting the bed.

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Peeing in the tub is easy! What you have in the tub is essentially a really huge trough. You don't stand IN the tub, just beside it as you run the shower.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

thats fucking gross

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Peeing in the living room is easy, too!

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ethan "mini-penis tuck" fagget

― modestmickey, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

don't be such a lazy pisser

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it's C, colin

You didn't see the shame on her face!

― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

real men do dis:
http://users.ca.astound.net/~sourduck/sourduck/2006/08/hipster-type/the-cribs-handstand.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never been happier to have girl parts. This all sounds really complicated for guys. I never knew.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh, I guess that phrasing isn't going to help anything.
x-p

― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

so who's gonna fess up to walking in their sleep and peeing in entirely inappropriate places?

― modestmickey, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

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