_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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"He Poos Blue"

Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe there's some secret scene at the end and Arnie comes in in Terminator drag and kills everyone.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

U know, they should have made the aliens disgusting jellyfish creatures who live in clouds of methane. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Cameron would still be adamant that they had to have breasts

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

Ender's Nowhere Near as Interesting War

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

I wish this was the theme song:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/102975/saturday-night-live-what-up-with-that

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

Which makes me wonder why the hell he didn't just get Paul Reiser. I imagine he's just sitting at home watching Food Network or something.

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Imagine how awesome this movie would be if they replaced Sam Worthington with Kenan Thompson.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't Paul Reiser now bald and fat? From what I recall, that pretty much precludes him from ever being in a James Cameron movie again.

Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

this really looks like Aliens and Titanic's secret deformed lovechild that was hidden away for ten years then finally was allowed to see daylight

tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

they should have made the aliens disgusting jellyfish creatures who live in clouds of methane

U really shouldn't talk about Andy Sturmer that way.

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

Paul Reiser in 2005:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/Paulreiser05.jpg/200px-Paulreiser05.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

For the 'unusual details' thread:

Atlanta (Centers on a man and a woman who meet at a funeral and can't seem to stay away from each other)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00028241.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/files/Robert-Pattinson_1.jpg

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

James Horner is not out to unground the film

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

Paul Reiser had an inexplicable cameo in Funny People; why didn't Apatow ask him to reprise Burke?

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

xpost is it me or is there a slight similarity in the proportions / width of the eyes / between Jake-tard and Pattinson?

twice boiled cabbage is death, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

Hahah how appropriate:

'Avatar' to close Dubai film festival

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe this whole thing is a plot just to wrap this decade up in one convenient place and sink it in the bottom of the ocean.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

You know, the game cover image is ten thousand times better than the actual stills because this really DOES look like a cover of a game from 1986 or something:

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2009/11/avatar_game_box_350.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

All I ask schadenfreude-wise is that this movie make less (at least in the US) than Alvin & The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakel.

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

James Cameron's JOUST: THE MOVIE

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

...actually why hasn't that been done yet? Seems a logical choice these days.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.youtube.com/vi/f8KUB-Ufric/0.jpg

“Yes,” Cameron said flatly. “They have to have tails.”

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

surely it should be The Squeakening

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

'Munkment Day

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Revenge of the Alvin

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

Tailiens

tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

All I ask schadenfreude-wise is that this movie make less (at least in the US) than Alvin & The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakel.

― da croupier, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 4:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just what we need, another unnecessary squeakquel

ankles (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

2 Alvin 2 Chipmunks

james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)

A Chip Off The Old Munk

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

28 Squeaks Later

tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, going back to my first post on this whole thing:

Both actors have signed on for possible future installments as well because Cameron and Fox see "Avatar" as a potential franchise.

Fear.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Alvatar

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)

Avatar 2: Avatarly

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:20 (sixteen years ago)

more like AVATARDED

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Avaturd

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Avatars On Vacation

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Avatar 2: Avatarder

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

Weekend At Na'vis

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

Flight of the Na'vigator

tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

The Avartark Knight

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

"Na'vi 5 is alive."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

Avatarmageddon -- directed by Michael Bay

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

Pearl Avatar

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

"Sir we've seen the breasts. They're the size of Texas." xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

Another old quote from way up near the start:

Said Cameron: “We know the oncology and composition of the atmosphere, the geography and species of plants, the culture and the history of the Na’vi people.”

...and all we got were these lousy furries.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

Ishavatar

xpost i can always tell when directors haven't figured out the oncology in a sci-fi movie

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

“Yes,” Cameron said flatly. “The atmosphere has to have an appropriate mix of nitrogen and oxygen in the troposphere to ensure that vertebrates who don't have gills can develop via accepted evolution-based theories.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

also i'm guesssssing he meant ecology unless there's a cancer subplot

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

are they only showing one type of terrain (jungle+floating rocks) of this planet? presumably there would also be ice wastes, deserts etc. if no reason to show them

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)


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