are crushes awesome or what?

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Well, he met her first and brought her over/introduced us, I think that is fair dibs. Although he's no bro of mine, actually kind of a douche, so maybe I shouldn't let that get in my way.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

How is living without hope 'the dream'?

Uh I think that was an xpost to me, Dr. Michael White

Yes.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Nick, if dude has a girlfriend, then he definitely has no claim on Trumpet Girl. Blow that horn baby.

― Hard like armour, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that makes sense.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Argh, saw my crush yesterday and he is still awesome, yes. He gave me some mud crab.

― Hard like armour, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

I read that as "gave me crabs".

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't gotten that close...yet.

― Hard like armour, Monday, 12 March 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

exhibitionist girl across the street!

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

One of my bosses who I keep getting weird signals from. So cute.

― Ivan, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

you know who you is

― modestmickey, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

no crush but tonight i pulled for the first time, it was a) kinda for a dare because i admitted i'd never done it, b) quite pleasant, and c) quite lengthy.

ARGH

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

congrats louis! how far did it go?

― modestmickey, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

That's a parody post, right?

― Mark C, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT. OMG. OMG. MUST INSTALL KILLFILE AT WORK. OMG MY EYES.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was about to post something droll and catty but louis's post has taken the wind out of my sails somewhat.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

"bring back national service" would suffice I think.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

louis, don't ever change.

― emsk, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Kill-Me-Now.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've made up my mind to get rejected by my crush this weekend and get it over with.

Jordan on Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:01 PM (5 days ago)

Done (she has boyfriend).

― Jordan, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

ljagger did the above situation involve that American? young lady you were co-presenting with on your student radio station show

― djmartian, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear god. . .

― Ms Misery, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Holy crap, Louis!

But why didn't you tell us someone filmed the whole evening? ( [Removed Illegal Link] )

― StanM, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

(that was a link to the Yip Yip Martians on YouTube, called "NSFW CLIP!!!" but that "removed illegal link" thing because of the exclamation marks I put inside the square brackets inside of outside seemed even better)

― StanM, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

@#$T@#$^@##$U@^J#^@#$#@$^n

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

LJ, you are a treat sometimes.

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure what's funnier, "struck by another's jet" or the fact that Martian wants to hear MORE detail.

― Matt DC, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I had some times at university, but...

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Nick your story was even more disgusting than Louis' so don't start.

― Matt DC, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the wrong university, ~~unfortunately~~ ~~thank god~~ I believe.

― StanM, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The virginity one? At least there were only two people in the room, even if their was vomit and fingers-in-bums. Homoerotic group masturbation didn't happen until much later.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Stylus magazine Xmas bash, I heard?

― Matt DC, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Louis is surely going to confirm that that this all happened in a tutorial, yes?

I am not clicking any more on this thread for fear of Nick revealing more details.

― Dr.C, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps systems thinking will engender holistic analysis

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

passantino has the softest hands

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Stylus magazine Xmas bash, I heard?

Dom's slash fiction is more like transcripts of videos of him, Paul Scott and Swygart on an average Tuesday evening with the names changed.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

There's a disturbing picture on Louis' Facebook that adds serious credence to this.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

OH GOD NO.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

OMG. HE'S RIGHT
OMG
OMG

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-970.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/188/66/36907582/t36907582_32944970_8865.jpg

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

It's apparent in the full version that Louis is wearing make-up and smiling in a drunken manner.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus christ, I come to post on Innocent Crush Thread only to find it has turned into something much much worse.

Nevermind, crush thread.

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

he looks like he should have wood panelling behind him

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Every time LJ is mention Jessie appears. Is the crush awesome? :)

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

actually I have him killfiled at home (now here too). So no, not that awesome. :( xpost

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

dude seems to dress in drag pretty regularly, no?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

HE'S AT CAMBRIDGE.

― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/1879194252.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V43935820_.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

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