Picture thread - Film posters that scream "I AM A DUD!"

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http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKXX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I honestly can't decide if this poster is great or horrible.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything with a huge picture of David Arquette's face is, by definition, horrible.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Eyes Wide Shut's poster. There are some other duds that have relatively attractive posters. Like:

http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/heavens_gate.jpg

or:

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver1.jpghttp://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/ishtar_ver2.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't really get this poster (the movie's really good):

http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/housekeeping.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.yee.ch/~movies/H/holyman/kelly_preston_nude.jpg

Holy Man Indeed! Right-click properties and have a look what this jpeg is called. What. The. Fuckaroobius.

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

POST MORE BROKEN FUCKING IMAGES YOU FUCKING MORONS

YOU ARE ALL TOOLS

Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Oops. Sorry I forgot about impawards fuckwad hotlink-tagging.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Moderator delete them all.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link

That site screams "I AM A DUD."

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKVT.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

i worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a minute. James Coburn?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

YES

latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Our Man Flynt is in Snow Dogs

latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3F.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is it me or do Emilio Estevez and Rosie O'Donnell seem to have traded bodies?

latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

worked at a movie theater when this came out. i have never seen as messy an auditorium as i have after this movie let out.

You shouldn't have let all those huskies in.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

RACIST

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean WEIGHTIST

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
hahahahaha "based on one hell of a true story"

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_g/ghost_ship.jpg

Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

and yet, the first five minutes of ghost ship are fucking brilliant.

also:

http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Run%20Ronnie%20Run!.jpg

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/just_friends.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

"Solidly maintains laughs" !

Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

GETTY OR NOT HERE I COME

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

arghh that looks like a total shit-fest.

sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

See, that last one should be redeemed by having Toni Collette in it, yet this is totally cancelled out by having "the writer and star of My Big Fat Greek Wedding" as the main selling point.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

for me, it's the two women shown. "Look how wild & zany this movie is!"

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009F43W2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


Who authorized that????????????

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

judging from a radio ad i just heard, advertising your tv movie featuring a rustic Dr Quinn romance thing with the tagline:

"and directed by Michael Landon Jr"

kingfish hobo juckie (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 December 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

why is he bent double?

banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

why is he pointing at her

max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

"me and her, in a movie! You know it makes sense!"

admrl, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that movie called what happens in VEGAS or Get Lucky, the poster doesn't really care if I know, does it?

I know, right?, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not sure if it's meant to be an obscene gesture.

banriquit, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

"hey, you, walking by--I FUCKED THIS CHICK"

max, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I wouldn't have even considered that it might be called Get Lucky.

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol xp

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/air_bud.jpg

lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link

http://jackasscritics.com/images/movies/stuck_on_you_01.jpg

lou, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link


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