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what i wanna know is where exactly he wrote it..."top of the paper" = in the name blank?

brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 November 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)

top of the paper; i was called into the hall by the SEVENTH grade english teacher and my somewhat teary sixth grade teacher. Sixth grade was like "I try and try to get through to you children" and seventh grade was all "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR GENERATION THAT YOU FIND THIS SORT OF THING APPROPRIATE" and I think I was suspended for three days.
I got suspended from middle school a lot. I stabbed some kid in the nose with a pencil. They booted me out for playing D&D. I hid in the band room to avoid daily beatings on the bleachers at the start of the day and they suspended me for that for some reason. I had a brief comics and candy cartel like the wire kid and i got suspended for that. My parents were beginning to think they needed to get a therapist or something and then i calmed down as a high school freshman, won student council president and became teen wolf.

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

They booted me out for playing D&D.

wat

mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

me and a bunch of other kids. We started a d&d club and they freaked cuz in the south that meant SATANIST. I had a long meeting with the principal about how it had nothing to do with religion and she rather agitatedly pointed out the 'false idols' doctrine and I kinda shook my head and kept rolling dice so they suspended us all and banned any of the books or paraphernalia in school. You could get detention for carrying a D20!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1YGJAPLShw

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

dont u mean a Dtention

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.culturalsnow.ca/files/imagepicker/n/Nick/collar-pull.gif

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

ok enough of forks' teen bad boy antics, let's get back on topic. what happened here:

― mooncup journey to vaja (The Reverend), Monday, November 30, 2009 2:07 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, November 30, 2009 10:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

i lovvvve that that story ended with 'and became teen wolf.'!!!!!

tehresa, Monday, 30 November 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

I once wrote on an exam "hi, don't bother grading me. I am basically the most worthless electrical engineer ever. see you next semester!"

angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 30 November 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

tank would have been way more fun

angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 30 November 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

i wrote something similar to that crut, except with a picture of a man hanging his head in shame, with two distant figures in the background shaking their damn heads and an arrow pointing to them that said "parents"

it was mostly a lol (i knew before taking the test that i was going to withdraw), but the prof still asked me to come in and chat, as he was concerned about me

crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Monday, 30 November 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

my parents were called in for a parent/teacher conference in the second grade when we had to write a story about what the Pilgrims did when they first got off the Mayflower, and I wrote about how they had to "go to the bathroom."

sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

I once wrote on an exam "hi, don't bother grading me. I am basically the most worthless electrical engineer ever. see you next semester!"

I know I shouldn't, but I loled at this (sorry!)

hulk would smash (Trayce), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

ok enough of forks' teen bad boy antics, let's get back on topic. what happened here:

― mooncup journey to vaja (The Reverend), Monday, November 30, 2009 2:07 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― mooncup journey to vaja (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, November 30, 2009 10:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, November 30, 2009 8:04 AM Bookmark

crackers is biters?

mooncup journey to vaja (The Reverend), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

please.

kool-aid dudes get drank up, totally (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

i had that shit on my "display names to use" sticky for days.

kool-aid dudes get drank up, totally (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

You could have just wrote "great minds think alike" but you had to be a dick about it imo

kool-aid dudes get drank up, totally (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 30 November 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

great minds is alike thinkers

mooncup journey to vaja (The Reverend), Monday, 30 November 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

display names is serious business

NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Monday, 30 November 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/17/article-1221027-06DB0258000005DC-514_468x987.jpg

goole, Monday, 30 November 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

hoes: each one, teach one

Mountain Dewm (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

lol who's more embarrassed in that pic

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

i don't even know who they are.

sarahel, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)

some alarming neckwear, i now see

goole, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

those look like syringes on miley cyrus's choker

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

or spark plugs

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

no i bet they automatically inject her with a sedative if she says anything ~blue~

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

lady on the left has an electronic drum set on her neck

tectonic p (latebloomer), Monday, 30 November 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

make love to a c.h.u.d. in the club (Jon Lewis)

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

mooncup parody name is an unfinest imo

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

iYo

T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

electronic drumkit necklace is u+k i really want one!!

afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

― angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 8:09 PM

brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

there but for the grace of mod go i (Curt1s Stephens)

harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

― T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki)

bearinthebumpercaremoticon.jpg (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki)

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 December 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

OK that one is pretty fine.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 3 December 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)

― it's like 10,000 goons when all you need is a trife (m bison)

unclelukethic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

Hey-o

BOO HOOS aka the tearwiper (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

^^ so bad it's good imo

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Thursday, 3 December 2009 06:29 (sixteen years ago)

agree

an error has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 3 December 2009 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

I love BOO HOOS

there but for the grace of mod go i (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 3 December 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)

yeah imo it's so good it's good

brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

wow that m bison one is a new all time fav for me

Mountain Dewm (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens)

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

^^^above and beyond the call of duty

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

seriously

radric in manehattan (some dude), Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

― licki mivaj (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Sunday, December 6, 2009 6:16 PM (20 seconds ago)

k3vin k., Sunday, 6 December 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOKE (s1ocki)

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 December 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, Decem

LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Monday, 14 December 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)


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