ALTMAN POLL

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Voted A Wedding because nobody else offered.

Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 November 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Pragmatically, I'll be voting for Nashville, to stave off a win by MASH or Gosford Park. Otherwise, I'd vote 3 Women, The Long Goodbye or even The Company.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Or Short Cuts or McCabe.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf w/ The Company, Eric? Is it just the dance milieu? is there some open-heart surgery scene I missed?

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Vincent and Theo

smashing aspirant (milo z), Friday, 27 November 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf w/ The Company

OK, yeah, the movie doesn't gel as "properly" as does Gosford, and it doesn't make for a neat, self-aware summation like Prairie Home, but The Company is the only one of his last stretch that fully achieves of-the-moment perspective. Maybe because it doesn't seem to ever aim for the major epiphanies, aside from "My Funny Valentine," which is absolutely one of the most thrilling scenes I've seen all decade (and manages it in spite of Neve's clearly limited skills as a dancer). So yeah, you can keep your Gosford Park.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, I will! (as I don't even remember "My Funny Valentine.")

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

YES. That scene was amazing. It's the outdoor performance, during the lightning storm. I was just agog the first time I watched that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n37R4o1WTM

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Altman had a really terrific final stretch. I love all of his last three movies, and Tanner On Tanner weren't bad, neither.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 Deric! But tbh scenes like that are made to be seen in theaters.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I've wanted to see Brewster McCloud for about ten years...unfortunately it's not on DVD.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Nashville, 2. California Split, 3. The Long Goodbye, 4. McCabe & Mrs. Miller, 5. Short Cuts. I'm not that big a fan of M.A.S.H., Thieves Like Us, or The Player; Tanner '88 and its more recent follow-up are uneven, but often quite good; Secret Honor seemed much less impressive to me on recent viewing than when it first came out. Gosford Park, bleah, and after that, the morass--very little of which (maybe four or five films) I've seen. One thing I've realized from ongoing Dave Marsh polls over on ILM is that while the offbeat and overlooked stuff generates the commentary, the staples almost always win. So although Nashville should take this going away, it wouldn't shock me if M.A.S.H. comes out on top.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 November 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

will Jimmy Dean ever become available on DVD?

saw this a couple years ago, it is not good. worse than OC and Stiggs. I don't think Altman was served well by that period where he was just filming plays in the 80s, I pretty much haven't liked any of those.

strange asses outside liquor stores (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

and yeah still waiting to see Brewster McCloud cuz VHS copy at the store was too fried to watch bah

strange asses outside liquor stores (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBFQg7P5YKw

fuiud

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a torrent somewhere out there of Brewster McCloud recorded, I believe, off of AMC. The quality is pretty decent.

Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 3 December 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

long goodbye. but i haven't seen california split.

history mayne, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link


The Long Goodbye (1973)
Thieves Like Us (1974)
California Split (1974)
Nashville (1975)

god, what a run

da croupier, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

going with nashville

da croupier, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

those aren't the only four i like or anything, just a really remarkable output for a three year period

da croupier, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^this

Voted Calisplit

Charlie Waters: "If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water. How long does it take a sweetpea to pee? As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap."

Roomful of Moogs (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 3 December 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Long Goodbye, just over Short Cuts. I should reveal, tho, that I have yet to see Nashville. It is one of my gaping wtf cinema blind-spots (tho not the biggest..)

I did not realize he was behind The Gingerbread Man. Ouch.

there is a ban in a smiling bag (Pillbox), Thursday, 3 December 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

just finished Robert Altman: The Oral Biography and it's pretty much exactly like a Robert Altman film.

Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 December 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

My local has Brewster McCloud on vhs. It's in decent shape, too. It's pretty great! Not gonna vote for it, though.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Re: ...Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, yeah, I don't think Altman was terribly well-suited to adapting plays. One, I think he felt compelled to follow the scripts a little more slavishly (which he usually avoided). Two, I think he was a little too hemmed-in by the smaller cast (Secret Honor, in particular, seems like a pretty counterintuitive project for someone who seemed to thrive working with larger ensembles). Three, I just don't think strict adaptations of plays hardly ever work very well as movies.

Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah its the kind of film where I don't really understand what drew him to it (apart from maybe the characters and the overall plot/tone...?) Limiting himself to small casts and confined sets (doesn't this whole movie take place within a single setpiece?) and strict scripts - those all play against his strengths. maybe he thought of it as a challenge, but if so, he didn't rise to it.

Owa Tana Siam (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link

the script itself is also decidedly play-like ... lots of monologues, distinct three-act arc, a big "reveal" twist at the end (which is heavily telegraphed from the beginning). its weak all around.

and I like Karen Black.

Owa Tana Siam (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 6 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

thanks s-man

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Sunday, 6 December 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna throw it out there: System is the most boring poster on ILX. Utterly predictable, completely played out. Hey, I'm just sayin' what everyone else is thinking, right?

Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 6 December 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

yo I'm voting for popeye

鬼の手 (Edward III), Sunday, 6 December 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

When I saw Short Cuts, I was sitting next to a guy who had clearly been dragged there with his wife and two teenage kids. About 90 minutes into the movie, I saw that he kept looking at his watch. I told him that the movie was over three hours long. "What?!" he said. And then we went back to watching the movie. And then he said, "What?!"

Action Orientation (Eazy), Sunday, 6 December 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

A Prairie Home Companion, btw.

Action Orientation (Eazy), Sunday, 6 December 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 7 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, I certainly can't argue with that top three. M*A*S*H, as I said before, is overrated, and I'm not the biggest fan of 3 Women.

Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Top four is pretty unimpeachable. Good work, ILX.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

well the winner's okay with me.

piscesx, Monday, 7 December 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ popeye beating the player

鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 7 December 2009 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

BTW, Brewster, The Company, and Images are all v. good, despite receiving no votes.

Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes. Opening credits of Brewster alone deserved at least one vote.

really senile old crap shit (Eric H.), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

streamers coming out on dvd next week

i watched HealtH, it was bad

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 January 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

was unaware 'a perfect couple' is essentially a musical ugh

weird period of altman around then, seems like he was p. into hippie/bohemian culture

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 February 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link

think it was where the hot chix were

the tie result so perfect for me

men lie, women lie, hips don't (zvookster), Saturday, 6 February 2010 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

jesus popeye got 4 votes ? it's worse than oc & stiggs imo (watched both this wkend)

johnny crunch, Sunday, 6 June 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Nillson vs. King Sunny Ade ennit

(personally I'll stick w Nilsson - barely made it through OC & Stiggs myself)

two years pass...

Welcome to L.A. yesterday, Three Women today. I've had a home-taped VHS for years that I never watched, figuring it would show up at the Cinematheque sooner or later; it never did, and I wouldn't be surprised if it hasn't played here since its release. I'd read enough about it to know there'd be some Persona in there, and there is, but what it really reminded me of was Lynch--generally, for the first hour, and then towards the end it felt like Mulholland Dr. (Which I was a little more receptive to when I watched it again last week.) I recognized Liberty Bell from The Paper Chase right away--he plays the doctor (or whatever he is) at the spa. Eight votes in this poll seems very generous, but I was ready to really dislike it, and I didn't.

clemenza, Monday, 20 August 2012 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if there are prints of 3 Women available. I first saw it at a museum retro of Altman 70s films back in '03. IIRC, Fox supplied the print and it was absolutely beat to hell, with missing frames, audio drop-outs, specs and lines galore. At the time it looked like this was the best you could get to see the film properly. When the Criterion disc dropped the next year, the quality was a revelation.

Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 August 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

If you're still around, I'd be very interested in hearing from the person who voted for That Cold Day in the Park. Took me almost a week to get through it. It went somewhere I didn't expect towards the end, so that was interesting, but if you love Altman for his mid-'70s run, you'd have a hard time finding that guy anywhere here. Or maybe not: between Cold Day and Three Women, plus what I know of two others I haven't seen (Images and Quintet), Altman seems to have had this side of him that wanted to make cold, cerebral films that denied you all the pleasures of his mid-'70s run. Maybe Persona was his inspiration--Cold Day and Three Women both have one lead character who never shuts up while the other lead listens passively. Stuff like The Collector and Bunny Lake Is Missing also seem to be precedents for Cold Day. Can't say I liked it much, but I found Michael Burns' ("the Boy") story interesting--he went on to be a history professor at Holyoke, and wrote a couple of books about the Dreyfus case.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 March 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i also watched that recently & didnt think it was v successful. none of the characters motivations > actions ring particularly true or believable. i think it was adapated from a play? def felt stagey

johnny crunch, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

Not the best visual quality but here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48gZLCft9ak

birdistheword, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:39 (three months ago) link

Aaron spelling produced house of yes; i had forgotten this due to being enamored w parker

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 21:08 (three months ago) link

Happy birthday, Bob!

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 21:48 (three months ago) link

The only filmmaker I can think of whose death made me actually tear up, although others made me proudly sad (Nagisa Oshima, Seijun Suzuki, Bigas Luna, Suzan Pitt, etc.)

beamish13, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 03:16 (three months ago) link

One anecdote about Altman, I was unaware of how much the man loved marijuana. Generally not surprising, but apparently the guy loved to smoke really, REALLY strong weed and more than a few collaborators have recalled others warning them not to smoke anything he offered them because if you do, you wouldn't be able to work or think straight for the rest of the day.

birdistheword, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 04:31 (three months ago) link

A short that he made in the mid-60’s, POT-AU-FOU, is about his love of reefer

beamish13, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 05:14 (three months ago) link

Re: California Split & streaming & the cancelled Indicator Blu...This was just posted over at the Criterion Forum by a user who works with many UK labels, including Indicator:

I'm often told that "surely [insert title] must be available because there's clearly an HD master out there" - but that master may have been created primarily for TV/streaming, which means that certain rights won't necessarily have been cleared. A good example being California Split, which exists in two versions: the full version as signed off by Robert Altman, whose theatrical and broadcast rights were cleared at the time but whose home video rights weren't (since this wasn't an issue in 1974), and a shorter version created by Sony in the mid-2000s for DVD release that removed a couple of tracks after they turned out to be too expensive to license the home video rights for retrospectively.

It appears that broadcasting rights automatically encompass streaming rights, hence the uncut version of California Split being made available for streaming - but, as Indicator found out the hard way, releasing the full version on home video requires shelling out what turned out to be an unrealistically huge sum (and unrealistically huge for Sony, never mind a small British boutique label). And while they could have released the shorter version, they reckoned - no doubt wholly accurately - that people would loudly protest not only because it was a cut version but also because the uncut version is easy enough to see on other platforms, so surely the label must be full of utter blithering incompetents who don't know what they're doing (and so on for several more ranty paragraphs).

And there's no easy way round this, which is why so many wishlists are full of titles that, realistically, are very unlikely ever to be made available on home video.

This goes before the first paragraph:

Part of the problem is that people think that sub-licensing is simply a case of the rightsholder handing over a master and wishing the project well - but in fact in order to get that master into a commercially releasable state there may be a ton of legal work involved, especially if the film dates from before the home video era when third-party rights may not have been fully cleared.


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