― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)
please don't fly your planes over my house when i'm trying to watch the tv - they are very loud and make it hard to hear. it's not even your real birthday ffs.
kthxbye.andy
― koogy wonderland (koogs), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)
-- M. White (boeldie...), April 21st, 2006.
This makes me so happy.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 18 June 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)
given an iPod by the Obamas.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
She looked tiny beside them, Michelle Obama looked about 7 foot tall
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)
bitchin photo of QEII
http://www.vandaprints.com/lowres/39/main/4/142950.jpg
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:46 (seventeen years ago)
when she's only 6ft 11¾ xpost
this line from the Queen to Michelle: "Now we've met, will you please keep in touch?" sounded sweetly sincere when I heard it on the radio this morning.
but fuck the monarch etc prob
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
michelle TOUCHED the queen!!
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
what's with obama giving heads of state dvds and ipods... seems a bit cheap to be honest
― s1ocki, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)
yeah well did u hear what ur queen gave to him??
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
trackies
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)
A phonograph with wax cylinders of Gilbert & Sullivan?
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)
one's size fits all
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)
QE gave autographed portrait, hope salutation was bitchin'
My mom is 2 years younger than HRM and she can't turn on a CD player.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
maybe she should get her arthritis treated?
― Lamp, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
she is capable but ignorant, and srsly shut yr fuckin mouth.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)
yeah dr morbius will ko you faster than a chickenshit hillbilly if you dont shut your trap
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)
anyway ipod is a better gift that framed picture
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
ipod was preloaded with films of the Queen's trip to Virginia last year. and also s1 of battlestar galactica and 60 hours of drone.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)
On Wednesday, Michelle Obama put her hand on the Queen only after the Queen had placed her own hand on the First Lady's back as part of their conversation... (Less explicable was when President George W. Bush winked at the Queen.)
Seriously, I'm enjoying this "Fuckin' With The Queen" routine my nation's leaders keep pulling.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
Throw some tea off a ship, that usually annoys 'em
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
I hope Michelle Obama didn't contract syphilis.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
Queen Elizabeth II - what's on your iPod?
― Matt DC, Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
Knew that was coming.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
Proabably not even her fingerprints.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:04 (seventeen years ago)
the dvd thing was a little o_O. but the queen apparently requested the video ipod, because she didn't have one.
― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
but yeah the idea that gently touching her is some huge offense ... we fought a war to get away from that monarchist bullshit, thanks.
― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
"How I would desire an Apple iPod. Perhaps I can ask that young President of the United States to bring me one, wot wot."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 April 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)
Pwned Berusconi
― Décidément, on ne sait plus faire les miroirs (Michael White), Friday, 3 April 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
Into the poorhouse. Oh wait.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/29/queen-civil-list-running-out
Palace officials have complained that they lack funds to properly maintain some royal residences. They once claimed that part of the facade of Buckingham Palace was in such bad repair that a chunk fell off, narrowly missing Princess Anne.
― joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)
two words: REALITY TELEVISION
― nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)
Name/theme song of the show?
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)
UK Big Brother is currently in progress and suffering poor ratings - kill two birds with one stone and bung the whole family in there.
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
http://moffatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/johnny_rotten1.jpg
Oi Nedley, you need to ask?
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LA2jcaGRsE
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
surely it can't be THAT hard to monetize being the royal family
― nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
I mean even apart from the fact that they're all well-educated and wholly employable
― nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)
Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...
Haha, I remember that. Why didn't Rowan Atkinson go into Blackadder mode...
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
"Prince, you're getting a Dell!"
I would pay Liz W. to train my dog.
― Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
I'd employ the Duke of Edinburgh as a supermarket security guard.
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
He's already got a jacket with a bit of gold braid/piping on it.
― grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
Can't deny I derived LOLz from this
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
Some LOLz but nothing substantial
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
I like the queen, she rules.
― StanM, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
Some LOLz also.
― Call the Cops, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)