I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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I just saw a scanned bit about the zooey from GQ or something and it said she is named after JD salinger's heroine? urghzzzzzz.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Not her fault.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

GQ's fault, I hope.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

well this is what happens when hippies grow up to have kids, i suppose.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This just burst into my head: Zooey Deschanel would be the result of John Hinckley and Jodie Foster had a baby.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Moderators: Delete me. I should not take cold medicine and then type on ILX. Sorry.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Both Maggie AND Zooey's dads are directors. (Well, Zooey's is mostly a cinematographer, but yes, he did direct an episode of Twin Peaks. So did Diane Keaton, for that matter. Okay, but I don't, like, know them all, cuz that's weird.) But yeah, Maggie's dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal directed Waterland.

Nick, not only did I think Zooey was fantastic in All the Real Girls, I actually loved the movie, too. But I totally crushed out on her something fierce.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought the movie was ok. There wasn't really a plot beyond boy-meets-girl, etc., and some of the characters (mainly the guy's friends) were caricatures, which was in odd contrast to the strong, complex acting from both of the leads. But yeah, Deschanel and the leading guy were both pretty excellent, and it even made me feel kind of sappy, which says a lot.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

But Nick, the lead guy's friend who kept hitting on her was SO great!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

He was funny, but his character was obviously a joke and 2-dimensional, which I just thought was weird when paired with the realistic leads.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit, I saw it in the theater twice, and I cried both times. Sarah -- you mean Bust-Ass?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Of course!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The movie has kind of an unpolished feel to it, and sometimes that's to its detriment -- I don't think the adult characters are fully fleshed out, for instance -- but that's also what makes it so naturalistic and real. There are lots of moments and gestures that feel spontaneous and true.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I posted this on another thread, a long time ago, but I LOVE the picture: Zooey Deschanel and her mom, Mary Jo (of Twin Peaks fame):

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/misc/sundancechrysler8.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

god these girls are so dime a dozen

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"the creeping evil of banality"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Show me, Jess.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha come to olympia.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

www.makeoutclub.com

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess otm re: Zooey Deschanel.

Key: O = off. T = the. M = mark.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, I wish I lived in Olympia? But not.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, in real life, you mean? Yeah, sure, I agree -- jeez, you shoulda seen 'em at the Mum show last month. But I also like to have celebrities to moon over and read up on. And the ones that seem really kool-with-a-capital-K, even if that's as superficial as how they look, aren't so, so common. Dude, Zooey Deschanel plays the ukelele!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

are you guys all gonna buy the playboy indie issue too ?

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and Nick, I disagree about Bust-Ass being a total joke. In a weird way, I think he comes off as sweet, even if he's completely bumbling and idiotic at times. After all the tumult with Paul, you can see why she just wants to hang out and make macaroni and cheese with him.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ETHANP23: the last girl i made out with bored me abt maggie g
ETHANP23: before i stuck my hand in her crotch
Dubplatestyle: hahaha
ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp
ETHANP23: i want to debase indie girls!!
ETHANP23: i feel like marquis de sade
ETHANP23: makeoutclub de sade
ETHANP23: i wish id said that first
ETHANP23: so it was like
ETHANP23: i want to debase indie girls!!
Dubplatestyle: onlyundesadermasoch
ETHANP23: i feel like makeoutclub de sade

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dubplatestyle: haha that girl i met through friendster is on only undies club
ETHANP23: only losing faith in the world club
ETHANP23: only nadirs of humanity club
Dubplatestyle: only suicide club
ETHANP23: genocide girls
Dubplatestyle: haha they all have little hitler moustaches
ETHANP23: 'cultural suicide' girls
ETHANP23: regicide girls
ETHANP23: 'if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, plz press one'

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

makeoutclub de sade is possibly the best thing I've ever heard in my life, jesus man.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alienscollection.com/spaceballs.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/tv/spaceballs/spaceballs_!.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: what is that first pic?
MitchAnon: bjork?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"busy inventing new schools to be too cool for"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"just because you moon over them on an internet message board doesn't mean someone who looks like them will eventually sleep with you"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: the roadmap to amateurist-gabbo peace has fallen apart
Dubplatestyle: like israel and palestine, forever linked yet inextricably "other"

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

MitchAnon: now if your kids fall in love we have a screenplay
MitchAnon: "gabbo jr., who was that girl i saw you talking to after the game?"
Dubplatestyle: gabbo jr. would play golf or something
Dubplatestyle: curling

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i only called cease-fire so myself and jess would cease to be the subjects of this thread. alas.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't understand this thread anymore.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

it's about Maggie Gyllenhaal!

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, right.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

we have to work harder next time

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think if Maggie G sees this thread she's going to want to make out with any of us.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

No offense or anything, but I don't think she'd make out with you with or without the thread. Nothing personal.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but ally surely she will, all the boys said they liked her personality, not just her looks!! that means theyre sensitive and deep

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

girls from 2 year art schools are easier to make out with than girls who go to fancy ladies colleges.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Not true, I've made out with half of NYC ILX. Oh wait, I don't go to a ladies college, that means I'm a total slut. Like hockey girls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If Maggie G. knew what I was packin' she wouldn't stop at making out.

― nickalicious can't believe he clicked submit holy shit (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

tom delete ilx please

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

More like humanity but anyway.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Trife, we may be corny indie fuxx, but we're not actually delusional enough to think that any of these rich daughters of Hollywood would cast an eye our way. Does that mean we should stop talking about them, though? No, because it's fun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I disagree with Ally about the no-making-out-chance thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess you have a higher chance with her than with Nicole Kidman.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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