An Impossible Choice: Kids In the Hall

fuck the bank i work for ... fuck the b-b-b-baaaank

censored version ;_;

i can't find the video, but i love the drunk as a crow sketch.

Bruce: Oh, good for you, Stephen, you're drunk, you're stupid, and you're in a hotel, are you happy, Stephen, are you happy?

Kevin: I am sober, fatso!

Bruce: Yeah, Stephen, I'm fat, I'm very fat. Tell me, are you drunk because you're stupid, or are you stupid because you're drunk?

...

Kevin: My minibar is empty- it's so small! [looks at the empty minibar]

Bruce: How'd it get empty, Stephen?

Kevin: I emptied it.

Bruce: Why?

Kevin: Consumption.

Bruce: Well, my minibar is empty as well.

Kevin: Ah-ha! You're drunk! [loses his balance and falls back onto the bed]

Bruce: Yes I am, but I'm not stupid, Stephen. Now listen, all I've got left is the champagne, the playing cards, and the cashew nuts. Now, do you want them?

Kevin: Yes.

Bruce: Alright. I'll send them over, Stephen, but listen, Stephen, for God sakes, don't play cards for money because you're drunk, and don't drink the champagne to celebrate how stupid you are. Eat the cashews and go to bed, and when you wake up, which'll be a half an hour from now, you'll say, "My God, I got drunk and spent eleven dollars on a handful of cashew nuts, boy am I stupid, luckily I'm no longer drunk."

[Kevin snores into the phone - he's fallen asleep with the phone balanced on his face.]

Bruce: You're drunk, you're stupid, and you're asleep on my phone line, what a frightening apparition you are.

where is the cool dad sketch on youtube? i ACHE for it.

whenever a bargaining situation comes up, i always think, "how about...a dollar."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWQ38kF8Gc

"can we keep him?!"

so you're painting a chair, aye?

lol @ scott's belt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SudyHvtAPMY

french ilxors will certainly be voting for comedian extraordinaire kevin mcdonald, le poopie.

this "cool dad" sketch? http://hip.ytmnd.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWQ38kF8Gc

"can we keep him?!"

-- Jordan, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:16 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

every time I eat cooked oatmeal, I refer to it as "Mr. Stevenson 2"

I didn't realize that the "cool dad" sketch was based on the life of James Lileks.

bellll. bivvv. devooooe.

syrop

it's between Kevin and Dave for me.

I don't think I remember a "cool dad" sketch. I remember "HE'S 45."

HE'S HIP. HE'S COOL. HE'S 45.

my favorite sketch when i was a teen was for some reason the SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A THOUSAND DOLLARS one

now I love the 'life's a pretty sweet fruit' one... my god. BIG LAUGHS. that bruce.

there are so many grwat ones - i could never pick one sketch.
i've never told anyone this - but at the end of their final episode, i cried.
totally fucking serious here.

the one's with bruno ponce-jones and francesca fiori are like 3 or 4 steps above godhead

morbs and alex are both right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGRpm6Tf3I

I saw this movie that Dave wrote and starred in called "The Wrong Guy," on a flight to Toronto. I was kind of drunk, and it was the funniest movie I had ever seen in my life at that moment. Has anyone else seen this? I still quote it to myself, in my mind.

VOODOO PORK

i love the sketches like the 'Sausages' one. they're little mini expressionist movies!

^^^ see also spiritualist/old lady delivery service sketch

that's a classic too. i think i've probably seen every episode. i could watch these all day.

sometimes i feel compelled to pull the you lost me character on people.

I ascertain the funniness

parts of sketches I like:
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{Cut to the front page of a newspaper. The headline: "YOUTH - ANGERED BY WORLD WRITES FIRST POEM!!"}

Bruce: Fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain. Fire!
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{At a business meeting}

Scott: No, you're wrong. All of you are wrong. Every one of you is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Kevin: {standing up} No, we're all right! We're all right, except for him! And him! And him!

Dave: {standing up} Dear God in heaven, gentlemen! What is it like to be so wrong? What does it feel like to wake up in the morning, knowing...

{The arguing fades out as Mark appears in closeup, smiling.} Mark: You know, whenever things get too hectic at work, I like to relax with...a trip to the farm!

{A screen draws aside behind Mark to reveal a barnyard scene, which he skips into.}

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Mark (V.O.): Ladies and Gentlemen. If you'll turn your attention to center field, The Children of the Farm Belt, inspired by the impact of technology on their lives, spontaneously, and without rehearsal, salute the tractor!

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These last two are some of the best sketches:

Dipping Areas -- Can mousse and dipping areas coexist on one plate?

and finally

Who's to Blame For the Rain? -- In short- Boss looks for someone to blame for the bad weather.

First the meeting, THEN the whores!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I51V0FfqDJE

In America

where did people currently in their early twenties get exposed to KITH?

comedy central

i think they used to run 'em on cable?

comedy central

well yeah I mean I learned to love them in the late 90s on CC but I thought they stopped running them at the beginning of this decade

after Comedy Central, Real Video files passed around on CDR in college

comedy central reruns

ok I get it

i watched them regularly starting in middle school (for me 93-96) and never stopped.

still my favorite show

Comedy Central got pretty shitty once this, mst3k and classic snl departed

Mtv died when sifl and olly left, which is a pretty good run all and all.

Comedy Central got pretty shitty once this, mst3k and classic snl departed

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, February 28, 2008 1:29 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^

I used to love comedy central when they showed all of these, now it just seems to be crap like madtv reruns and redneck comedy tours.

And movies that aren't funny whatsoever.

They always had those.

I liked the old unfunny movies better.