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http://www.myspace.com/littlemissjennifernicole

31g, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

Kristine Elezaj's myspace is even better - she's a singer! Clearly destined for fame.

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/495390064_139e3954f4.jpg
What kind of assholes do this to a perfectly good Porsche?

milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

freeks.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 November 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/305064458_4cf9f46be7_b.jpg
Gonna happen maybe?

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

stripper? only if you're talking about PAINT stripper!

I didn't even notice this until freaking Louis Jagger pointed it out.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

you mean it's all painted on? :s

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder how you get a job painting on naked chicks.

Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder how you get a job being a painted naked chick

max, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

i guess, you just have to be good looking and shameless and the rest is easy

Heave Ho, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-QJK3ZiE4

gr8080, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://3.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/c/7/collegehumor.2b93671c959b17c246f755a7c5a25437.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Freaky deakys Oompah loompahs need love, too.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait somebody called them oompah loompahs already, sorry.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

What's wrong with those guys, that's not just tan anymore!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

that picture is absolutely terrifying.

Brigadier Pudding, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

take that CollegeHumor logo and apply it to other random pictures

blueski, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

Cliff richard sings that line (xpost *2)

Mark G, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Happy New Year, obv.

Dandy Don Weiner, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

in spanish class, kinda fidgety dude next to me is obv trying to mack on adjacent chick during quick group assignments. at the end of class, professor is talking about these "fotonovelas" we watch as part of exercises in our textbook:

girl (whispering): ...so entertaining
dude: me?
girl: no... i meant the fotonovelas

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 January 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

i thought you were going to stop posting after you went back to school.

tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

sorry t

J0rdan S., Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Friend of my dad was a fotonovela model in Chile in the 1960s.

jim, Thursday, 24 January 2008 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm428/partypooper12/yellowpuke.jpg

caek, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

omg

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

so just might...

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

oh damn, there's puke!

carne asada, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

why is that girl laughing about the throw-up on her leg?

carne asada, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Coming out her nose? (xp)

Tom D., Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

i don't get it but that guy's cute

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

yeah its entirely possible it couldve happened but the dude is just like get me the fuck outta here

i love how the blond chick hasnt reacted at all yet xpa

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

is the blond girl painting her nails?

caek, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

or packing a bowl

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

is that cheez whiz?

czn, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

I have so many questions about this photo

caek, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

its an amazing pic because it would make total sense if the puke wasnt there, but its there

really makes you stop & think

i think it looks suspiciously like movie puke czn, but im not going so far as to suggest this pic was rigged just yet

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

yea i think it's not real puke

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Looks like she filled up on pumpkin soup before getting trashed

burt_stanton, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

Or she's PUKING DIARRHEA which CAN HAPPEN somehow

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

seems like a pretty strange thing to stage, and the fact that the arc of puke is straight would mean it's coming out fast, which is consistent with the other two having not responded yet. also, i want it to be true.

caek, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

I have so many questions about this photo

-- caek, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:46

^^^this

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

I think that possibly this is the next series of Doctor Who (hexagonal design on wall behind guy's right shoulder is the TARDIS, guy oblivious of female companion in distress, girl on right is looking for plot with a lupe...)

snoball, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

Is the guy photoshopped in? The girl's hand is over his arm but he's not far back enough

robertwolf8080, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

Even though I've looked at the original pic in this thread many times, I never noticed 'til now how low-cut the middle gal's top is.

Eazy, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

this photo does not look real on a number of levels

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Another photo in the same album...can he be real?
http://s318.photobucket.com/albums/mm428/partypooper12/?action=view¤t=musclekeg.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

x-post

you're that shakey mo guy and that post was very much in character

czn, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

ew

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

xp
Probably not safe for some particularly nervous workplaces...

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/e6yww0.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)


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