thighs are a friendly part of ass
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
thighs are like a sweet verse riff and the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo, you need both
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dude believe he was talkin abt the thighs relationship to the ass and ur all there are things and ass deal
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
her ass isn't big enough to go with those thighs (which are nice). it's volume only comes from thigh residue rather than pure gluteal protrusion. beyonce ass-legs combo >>>>>>>>> alicia ass-legs combo.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
xp
^^ that's a good example of a natural thigh:ass ratio. Key's dimensions are all grotesque and don't even get me started on teh bewbs
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok ok ok ok granny but like malone wasn't as good as jordan but i still want him on my team you know?
― I don't know if it's just the smurfiness of it or what (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
fair enough but is there a "Beyonce's Ass" thread? this is like if Malone got in the HOF but MJ didn't.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link
ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i38.tinypic.com/21x6jd.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"
― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:04 (fourteen years ago) link
you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alicia-keys-beach-12198-14.jpg
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I think she's eating SNOWPEAS
this thread has made me happy
Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can'teven Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
huh?
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
apple bottom suckling tree
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?
― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:12 (fourteen years ago) link
he's right tho
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc
oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link
"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link
cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?
Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.
And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (fourteen years ago) link
(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)
ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link
srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You'd flip out for being served ham.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link
im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:03 (fourteen years ago) link
You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:04 (fourteen years ago) link
understanding who needs sb too
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link
You're understanding who needs sb too.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
it is u
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
It is me.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link
cool glad were clear on all that.
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/5/i/H/-/-/ham.jpg
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (fourteen years ago) link
holiday treat
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.