c/d: paris hilton

she looks so good in those photos

An inadvertant detox regimen will do that.

she's classic all the way

xp
because there are never drugs in jail!

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http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/26/paris-totally-sketched-out/

omg dots her eyes with hearts = hang her now

OMG Her interpretation of herself is pretty hilarious

Those are clearly distant seagulls, not hearts.

(Interpretations of "distance" may vary, cf. wall/locker perspective lines in drawing.)

I like how "LA County Jail" labels are dutifully inscribed in the drawing. What's a girl if she doesn't know her labels lolz amirite

I like how she gave herself giant manga eyes. Reminds me of drawings I would do as a kid where I had clearly spent 15 minutes drawing the main subject and about 30 seconds on the background.

That handwriting is awesome.

That is sixth grade preppie girl handwriting

Thank you, guys, for biting off of every variant of the joke the "Daliy Show" writers made about Paris' handwriting last week.

she should consider leaving her makeup at home more often

I didn't see any of last week's Daily Shows :(

a douchebag is a hygenic product, so i will consider that a compliment
the daily show's writers are successful and probably have cable, so i will consider that a compliment

I didn't see any of last week's Daily Shows :(

Me neither.

hope to see ya aournd paris :/ dont be http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1424/parisendnh4.gif

hahahaha

wait, how is that letter+drawing real??

i mean, hers, for real

Scolding people for "biting" Daily Show jokes is almost as bad as that thread where someone accused Daily Show writers of stealing jokes from ILX. When two people make the same joke it's usually because it's a really obvious, easy joke, people (and when the topic is Paris Hilton, pretty much all the jokes are really obvious and have been made by a million people independently).

She's gotta be pissed at Chris Benoit for taking her off the number one spot on the news.

When this thread contained the phrases "Paris Hilton" and "Clinton's penis" it achieved its grand climateric. All further elaborations since that moment may have been amusing, but were essentially futile.

She's gotta be pissed at Chris Benoit for taking her off the number one spot on the news.

SheChavo Guerrero is scheduled to appear on Larry King's CNN talk show on Wednesday... which has replaced a planned interview with filmmaker Michael Mooreex-jailbird Paris Hilton.

did we already talk about Fox News' coverage of her release? Model walk?

Scolding people for "biting" Daily Show jokes is almost as bad as that thread where someone accused Daily Show writers of stealing jokes from ILX. When two people make the same joke it's usually because it's a really obvious, easy joke, people (and when the topic is Paris Hilton, pretty much all the jokes are really obvious and have been made by a million people independently).

Hi, Alex in Baltimore! Welcome to the point of my previous post.

I actually like Paris in a weird way - I'm not completely sure but I think she might be cleverer than people think; her act on the Simple Life is definitely that. Also I am pleased by the fact that she used to go out with someone else called Paris; although it would have been better if they had got married (on the Eiffel Tower of course).

She seems to do what she likes without caring what people think (maybe becasue she has so much money?), making her a kind of postmodern feminist icon; I'm not saying that she's a positive role model, any more than George or Callum Best - but its interesting that she exists as a person at all.

Her leaving prison reminded me so much of a Big Brother eviction, even to the crowds standing around holding up placards. There wasn't any booing though.

What a contrast to when Jonathan King got released, to a crowd of one passing old lady who took one look and said: "oh, get back inside you silly old man."

that thread where someone accused Daily Show writers of stealing jokes from ILX

this is hilarious and completely unsurprising

hey, she's actually almost good-looking now!

nah

So she found god in jail, eh? What was he doing in a women's jail?

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

I just gotta see her and tell her I need her
Hurting without her, dreamin' about her
Wonderin' what she's gonna do
And who she's doin' it to

Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy
Lookin' for pussy, lookin' for pussy

Tell her my story, say that I'm sorry
Just gotta find her say I'm behind her
In anything right or wrong
If she'll just take me along

Lookin' for pussy, take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, c'mon take me along
Lookin' for pussy, Yeah lookin' for pussy

http://jasonsroom.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thumbsup_1.jpg

What was he doing in a women's jail?

POV: you want (to be) the prison bitch?

I liked the part where Larry asked her what her favorite bible passage was and she was all, "ummm.....I don't have a favorite."

In her defense, she is a Catholic girl and I always had the impression that quoting passages out of context was more of a Protestant thing, but I still chuckled a bit.

She did seem to get genuinely choked up talking about recidivism in the women she met in jail and wanting to find a way to help with that with some sort of halfway house program, I think that was sincere.

yeah, right

I didn't say she was actually going to do anything, she might want to now but then get distracted by her ADD.

I didn't say she was actually going to do anything, she might want to now but then get distracted by her ADDcocaine

Dan totally OTM about one thing: I had never seen her smile before, and she's like genuinely 100% totally cute when she smiles! It's like she's been making that horrible face for years and years in an effort to look her absolute worst.

(I would actually guess that she somehow doesn't like looking "cute" and is pulling the face in an effort to seem "sexy" in a tough, adult way, which I suppose is the kind of late-teenage affectation that can stick with you.)

I should specify genuinely smiling, as opposed to smirking or dutifully fake-smiling for cameras.

I always assumed she made that squinty sex-kitten face to disguise her WONKEYE.

i don't think smiley paris looks different enough from moody paris to call one cute and not the other

and i think pretty much everyone looks best when they put on a deliberately moody face for photos! more control over what they look like, no odd expressions caught by camera &c &c

"odd expressions" like, you know, human ones? yeah, fuck that.

Hurray

hay guize

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GUIZE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS