what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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I'll bet that turned them on even more.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you get your sandwich?

― Cameron (Cameron), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"IS THIS COUCH DIRTY?"

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

That disgusts even me.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

post a picture of your roommate...in happier times...

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You have brought joy to us all, Gear.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The trucker hat. Oh man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

http://haddingtonfarms.com/rc/bbcash.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The phrase "scrawny inde fop wearing a trucker hat and nothing else" may haunt me until the end of my days.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

DOO DOO BROWN (censored by the fcc)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

this isn't just the greatest thread ever, it's gotta be the dawn of a new era or something

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"scrawny inde fop wearing a trucker hat and nothing else"

is she fucking the guy from the liars?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY WERE WRONG SO WE CORNHOLED YOUR ROOMMATE ON YOUR COUCH NATCH

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Phone her Mom.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he have a moustache?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bet it's more of a moustachio.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it would be awesome if you insisted on wearing sunglasses in the house for like the next two months.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/articles/2002/05/angusposed_170.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed." </ fargo>

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Moustachio is coming. (on your couch?)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

u+k detail: what colour is yr couch?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

and/or: what colo(u)r WAS yr couch?

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he still have the trucker hat on you think?

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, seriously -- come to the next LA FAP, whenever it is. The beer is on us. It is well deserved.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

can you be sure he wasn't bald

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.binc.org/videolink-kids/330games/images/guesswho.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The club soda is on us.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Right? What gets anal out, again?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

'Cause if not you could bust one in it for him, see how he feels, couch-soiling semi-wielding hipster!

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to post a picture of this couch soon.

I just went out in the living room and indie fop is now wearing shorts (no shirt????) and his hat and he's sprayinh Lysol on the couch. he's said "sorry" about fifty times. I just told him he's a fucking idiot. my roommate stumbled out of her room and she again said, somewhat indignantly, "I thought you were at work". I said I told her last week my job was ending and if "you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

how does one say that with a straight face??

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

my gear!o

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

omfgggggggggggggggggg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he have a moustache?

What about her? Did she have a Dirty Sanchez 'tache?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop smiling.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I said I told her last week my job was ending and if "you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

That is awesome.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear! You are my hero.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh man.
you should totally wait outside her room and punch scrawny indie trucker hat in the mouth, or nose.

serious.

― sunjammerr, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

First Jess now this. Who needs television? Best sex advice of the day, "if you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you were at work? I thought YOU were smart enough to FUCKING CHECK. Jesus. Ew.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

C J that is the nastiest thing I've ever seen you post!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop smiling.

me neither. i am so sorry for your couch but so happy for myself.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

XXXpost

"you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kisses!

gygax.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread has made me Unruly!

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

you need to get that on a sign.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

or a tattoo

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

it was hard to say it with a straight face but I concentrated on the thought that some trucker hat wearing, Postal Service-listenin' indie ass had possibly discharged on my couch whilst fucking a Glamorama-carryin'-but-not-readin'-emo-listening actress.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for trucker hat guy.

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep wondering what truckerhat must be thinking. That close to ass paradise and then his fucked up karma/girl's roommate walks in. He must have gone soft in a heartbeat.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i sort of feel bad for the roommate. maybe i should comfort her.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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