Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

man huge lolz @ obama's total glee in beer summit 2

Someone on the Beeb over the weekend was saying that Obama had to bow deeply to the japanese as he is so much taller. A small bow would not really register. (it's a stupid argument to be having in any case)

suzy mentioned this on the GOP thread: apparently u have to get yr head below the head of the person to whom you are bowing

also, i still think the cartoonist is confused---do we have some crazy trade imbalance w/Japan such that they are "partners" and not partners? or is he conflating the bow to Akihito w/our economic relationship with China? if so: batshit

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wow, so intent on being panicky, stupid, fearful and unpatriotic and so fucking smug about it.

Quinn: 0
Durbin: ≡

Disturbing how Obama's head (in the bowing to Samurai toon) is just a brown skull.

Has anyone suggested that the trials will create jobs, rather than attempt to establish a just treatment of everyone?

The NYTimes had a piece discussing the economic benefits to illinois of having the prison to hold Gitmo inmates.

But there's so few of them, and the infrastructure must already be in place - I guess I think that the new 'cost effectiveness' arguments are just another way of saying that 'they' shouldn't have due process.

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Spaghetti and hot dogs!

The NYTimes had a piece discussing the economic benefits to illinois of having the prison to hold Gitmo inmates.

I'm looking this article up right now, because what you said makes no bleeding sense at all, and I still have some faith the NYTimes editors to cut things that are just the absurd ravings of a tin-foil-wearing righ-winger. Please, don't take this notion away from me. Maybe next week.

40 quatloos to whomever spots the first use of this one this winter:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1217cd20081216025038.jpg

Ah, nevermind. I see. The prison is empty, in a state where prison is usually a booming business. I can't even be bother to type the emoticon for shedding a tear.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/14/official-white-house-considering-buying-ill-prison-house-detainees/

Illinois Gov. Pat Quinn and Sen. Dick Durbin said Sunday that a proposal to house detainees from Guantanamo Bay at a near-empty prison in rural Illinois would amount to a jobs engine for their state, while at least one critic warned that the move could make the local community a terrorist target.

Is it me, or are both of those statements fucked up beyond all humanity?

"Don't you see? Prison is one of our INDUSTRIES! It's about JOBS!"

"I warn you, as at least one critic, that you are not afraid enough. You can't bring EVIL to our nation like this!"

YOU'RE ALL OUT OF OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MINDS.

Wait, so you really can't see how this would create jobs?

Prisons don't guard themselves son.

No, I see how it will create jobs. Jobs in the prison industry. Which is this twisted self-serving THING that survives quite apart from any actual need for it, and certainly apart from any need for it to be the way it is. It's like the Food Industry. I dunno... it's shit like this that makes me rock back and forth on my heels and mutter for hours, and it's shit like this that's nearly a valid argument for not voting.

I mean, think about what a free-market, private prison system means. It means that there's profit in prisons, which there is, and byt the barrel full, which means that from the top down there is pressure to fill those prisons, because empty prisons are bad business. Think on that a while, and if you happen to be white, go kiss the ground you walk on and the nearest cop too. You are blessed like you can't ever understand.

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DERRRP. sadly, though the emails show nothing of the sort, these idiots have been trumpeting this so hard that in five years it's going to be a basic assumption that there never was anything like climate change.

don't underestimate the capacity of an artists desire to draw boobies for getting in the way of the truth

Someone will need to make a new thread for the new year. I haven't been keeping up on the trash these idiots are publishing.

Maybe over time we can track the arrival of the IT SNOWED LOL GLOBAL WARMING cartoon and use its annual appearance as part of climate change data.

The second stringer dumbshit at the Cleveland Plain Dealer strikes again.

http://media.cleveland.com/darcy/photo/08ggdarcyjpg-be987ff970941de1_large.jpg

http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspot.com/ is being updated again

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That is just plain fucked up.

i would prefer one where the prison is america and obama was dressed as a nazi and dropping zyklon-b labeled "big government" into the showers
more to the point

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^He missed a trick by not adding a watermellon

furiousdiaper

that woman is missing her left arm and her right torso

and her forelegs

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website caption:

"Austin Powers was right"

^^^^ ok does anyone else read that as a typical icky conservative sleight of hand? ie - "dude, did you just srsly call out rachel maddow as a man because she's a lesbian with short hair? tacky!" "what, no! i was just making a dumb austin powers reference, YOU'RE the one who interpreted it as a homophobic dig, not me. not everything is homophobic etc"

i mean maybe i am crazy but this is SOP joke-telling for ppl that like to get away with saying ugly stuff and then judo flipping other ppl's anger/offense into something else

more like they'll tell a gross joke that doesn't even make any sense to smokescreen the fact that robert stacy mccain is completely totally a racist

he should use real puppets

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lookit that... just look.

oops, you might have to right click and choose "open image" to see all of it.

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(This is apparently about some military trial I'm unaware of. I mean, OBVIOUSLY, just look at it.)

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Yes, slavery, exactly.

none of them make the slightest bit of sense to me.

so basically electing a black man president unshackled our nation's cartoonists from the tyranny of non-overtly racist imagery, huh

I'm just a britishes, but is the 'woods pile' really a reference to the phrase I think it is?

it was argued on the something awful thread that it wasn't, but how could it not be? the guy would either have to be totally ignorant or completely tone deaf to think it wouldn't be taken that way.

you guys wanna open up or

i mean tiger woods sleeps around so suddenly there are purple blobs with deflated balloons attached?

Why are Dems so interested in tard money? Leave the tards alone, you jerks!

(no judo flipping, just ugly. Sorry.)

you guys wanna open up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile

classy

i mean, seeing that and then seeing that cartoon - is there any way on earth that isn't a reference to that phrase? i can't see it.