"Aliens" : Some nice effects, but actually kind've a crap film.

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i don't know why i love this so much:

cliches? the end where the mother alien *gasp* isn't dead but is holding onto the ship zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:46 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah what a boring scene
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:48 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 November 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

wooden planet could have been cool though - certainly something more distinctive than the flames-and-steam-factory planet we actually got.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 November 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

yer man ebert's review gets mentioned a bunch upthread from years back. he's talking about here = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMtv1WfgJFA

piscesx, Sunday, 15 November 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

slocki is such a fuckin' hero in this thread

fel (latebloomer), Monday, 16 November 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/arvo/Legodreams/Alien/alien_01.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 16 November 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

slocki is such a fuckin' hero in this every ILX film thread

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Monday, 16 November 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)

i wonder if they had a wooden spacecraft, that 'wooden' go !

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Monday, 16 November 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

alien3 improves as it ages and slopes out from under the towering shadow of Aliens, imho.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Monday, 16 November 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ the alien resurrection defenders itt

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

Alien Resurrection suffers from being not quite distinctive and necessary enough to justify being made, but not nearly faceless and boring enough to be the kind of dull, bean-counting franchise junk that AvP was. Basically all credit to Jeunet and the cast - the story is just not there and neither are the scares.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 November 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

AvP2 totally redeems the franchise, tho.

mh, Monday, 16 November 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

resurrection was admittedly on to an interesting idea but it got buried in actual boring action movie cliches and some of the worst dialogue i've ever heard.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

not to mention the turd

http://photos.bravenet.com/272/478/925/3/5CBF206132.jpg

George Mucus (ledge), Monday, 16 November 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

Can't remember the Geiger quote but he says something like "they made [the alien] shit, literally into a piece of shit", lol

George Mucus (ledge), Monday, 16 November 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

lol @

Alien 3 i sthe best film Fincher will ever direct and I suspect, if ever we see the 40 or so minutes cut, the best of the lot.
-- i, grey, Friday, April 13, 2007 7:31 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

A++ contrarianism, would be shocked to the core again

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, July 16, 2007 3:16 PM

luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

(Just for the record, though, I would never turn off Alien Resurrection if I came across it on TV. The over-the-top acting and saturated colors and the underwater scene collectively kind of make it work for me.)

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLTaMpRl2o

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

Surely it's some dude from Goldie Lookin Chain behind that? If not, he sounds exactly like him. Whatever, good stuff and it makes me want to watch Aliens right now, rather than be in work.

Bill A, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

Some nice lines in there.

krakow, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

Gotta give them an A for effort on the kind of dorky project I would talk about but never actually do. I also like how thoroughly it covers all the minor twists and suspense-jacking moments, and then Alien 3 is done in like fifteen seconds.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Watched this again last night and it was as wonderful as ever. One of my top 5 movies of all time.

krakow, Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

Bay twelve - please!

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the thread premise

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

that kenan-alex debate is one for the ages

(kenan otm btw)

my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Roffle.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

There's something endearing about that level of SF nerdiness in a director, that he's constructed such a detailed backstory for everything under the sun.

You can't go from Aliens to thinking about buying some packaged cookies, than back to Aliens.

kenan otm seven years ago. in a ghost story control over mood and pace is U&K.

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

I just watched Alien again last night. As fantastic as the sequel is I just don't see how you can improve on Yaphet Kotto and Harry Dean Stanton futzing around with the ship like a couple of shade-tree mechanics trying to bash an old Ford into shape.

Also pretty much everything that happens in Aliens is just a slight re-do of what happened in Alien. Newt = the cat; "you bitch" = "you bitch"; etc

Speaking of Jonesy, that cat is a DAMN GOOD ACTOR.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

the cat from alien vs. the dog from the thing

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 25 May 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

The cat makes an appearance in the 8-bit video game of Alien too, you have to bag it before you escape.

PSOD (Ste), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

you have to WHAT

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like aliens is very different in story and tone from alien.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

ya i mean it's almost a cliche that they're two totally different kinds of movies

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

Totally - I mean the great thing is watching four "name" directors take the same generic material and run it through four different mills. Of course they all have Sigourney Weaver, an alien, and things that have to be rescued, but that's like saying "all these covers of 'Hey Jude' include the word 'na' somewhere."

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

The across-the-board quality of the actors involved in the first one is just o_O

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

"i can't lie to you about your chances...but...you have my sympathies."

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

ice cold.

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

The scene that made me realize that was just after Dallas dies and they're arguing about what to do. Weaver's struggling to assert her authority and Yaphet Kotto is over in the corner, in the background, just out of focus, not. giving. her. an. inch. It's two people struggling with each other, reacting instinctively to each other, undercutting each other, using every ounce of power in the words they have to try to impose their will on the situation. The quality of the acting in that half minute or so is on par with anything you'd see on any stage anywhere.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

^ The best and most believable part of Alien (come to think of it, Carpenter's The Thing also does this well) is how tense and irritable everyone one is toward each other. Feels like a real workplace.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

btw dudes the entire making-of doc from one of the special editions is in its entirety on youtube and worth a watch if you have a free afternoon

http://www.youtube.com/user/alien1979themaking

the entire aliens making-of doc is too but watching too much james cameron as talking head bums me out

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Tracer and latebloomer OTM about the acting. Was it on ILX or somewhere else that someone made the case for the cast based on their age as well? Like, first of all it just feels realer in the sense of looking like a workplace where these people really do this for a living and have been doing it for ages. And it also means that they're more experienced actors with better chops and all that stuff.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the casting and age of the actors and the "workplace realism" of alien seems to be the remnants of 70s genre filmmaking in alien. a few years later it probably would have been full of beautiful quippy young people on loan from john hughes movies.

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

ya if they made it today they'd all be 22

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

haven't seen prometheus, but the alien series as a whole hasn't cast a lot of beautiful quippy young people (maybe winona?)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 25 May 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

"Will you LISTEN TO ME, PARKER? SHUT UP!"

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 25 May 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

"As long as that means killing it."
"OBVIOUSLY it means killing it."

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 25 May 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

latebloomer so otm - that's the thing that grabbed me so much about Alien from the first time I saw it. The future is dirty and greasy and broken-down, and the people working on the ship are all irritable mechanics beaten down by the man. It's like belowdecks on a battle cruiser after years at sea. It feels like a real place, in a real time. And for a change, it's not a nice place.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

That milieu against the whole rapey sex/reproduction angle makes me wonder why I didn't actually give it a few points on the horror poll. Not that it needed any.

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Friday, 25 May 2012 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

i thought harry dean stanton's hawaiian shirts were pretty festive. the future can't be that bad -- they have hawaiian shirts! presumably hawaii still exists!

Philip Nunez, Friday, 25 May 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Ridley Scott mentioned once that seeing the scuffed-up production design of a lot of Star Wars gave him the internal go-ahead to commit to the vibe of "space truckers". Where you didn't have military or sciencey types in clean, sleek starships, you had working stiffs shuffling about in long-haul freighters

Blue-collar / working-class Sci-fi flicks: List them here

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Friday, 25 May 2012 18:04 (fourteen years ago)


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