this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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i got drunk with my parents! whoo! they love me.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 28 December 2003 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. i am drunk - again - on lime rickeys.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:49 (twenty years ago) link

I'm no longer drunk
but I'm envious of you
inebriate fuxx

just the headache now
aspirin, lots of water,
and dreamsville for me

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:51 (twenty years ago) link

never let someone
tell you that drink can replace
love. they are lying.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 06:01 (twenty years ago) link

I had some ghetto-ass margaritas. then some beers. then some hot fucking sex with a dude I had just met. Now I'm home with a milkshake.

mmmmmm, milkshake.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

i met a lesbian model at a fag bar, had a bottle of jamesons, and now im home.... i think sam had a better nite than i did.....

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 28 December 2003 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

mmm, i did have a good night. I'll summarize briefly: former pro skateboarder, tattoos, 5 times in a row. God Damn.

Snuck out when he was sleeping b/c I wanted to leave while the memories were good. left him my AIM handle on a note. (that's sounds so lame.)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Sam, that's just awesome. Not surprisingly I got mine last night too. That was one of my more enjoyable drunks in a while; haha it was on the bottle of two-buck chuck my mom brought over! No hangover either!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Sam, do you not get sore? Serious question. Phil, did you dick the lesbian model? Also serious question. Holla back!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

*shakes head at Mark*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

What?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

Phil, did you dick the lesbian model?

ILX somehow always knows how to make me smile.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Ned! Are you drunk? I am - on PENNE CARBONARA. My digestive system is now demanding all spare blood and my brain has gone into wobbly hibernation mode.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

Sadly, Phil did not dick me. Woe is me....

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Ned! Are you drunk?

Uh, no. I am instead about to go out to get a new state ID card and indulge in some post-Xmas shopping. Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

Phil met Jeanne? Ooh, lucky! How was ol' Phil? Still twee?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 29 December 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

you need ID to shop in california?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

Sam, do you not get sore? Serious question.

Yes. Yes I do.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

you need ID to shop in california?

It's pretty common, actually -- at the record store, electronics place and shoe store I was at today, each spot asked for a photo ID when paying by credit card. As it is I'm carrying around my passport but I'd rather my much smaller and more convenient state ID card, thus (the driver's license is also a state ID card). I needed to update my address on the card anyway and it only cost $6 and an hour's wait, and my fave Mexican restaurant is right across the street, so that was an incentive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 December 2003 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

Ned, do you not know how to drive?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

Ned does not drive. We try not to talk about it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 29 December 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

Phil, did you dick the lesbian model? Also serious question. Holla back!

No! I did not dick the lesbian model. But she let me touch her boobies and she took topless photos of us together..... Her nipples were like pencil erasers... She was very nice.

mark, are you drunk?

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

like pencil erasers? they went in?

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

if you rub on them they dissolve into a fine, pink powder

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

they were full of wood parings

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

i ws thinking of a pencil sharpener, uh.

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

Jeanne I saw yr doppelganger in Mpls the other nite! with the Ks! I didn't get drunk, though--that night, anyway.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

Did you dick her, though?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

no! why would i want to dick a lesbian? i'll send you the topless photos if/when i get them though.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

"givin' the dyke a deep dickin" is a phrase that is stuck in my head now, with several horrid variations exploding forth as I type, also with Phil as a Humpty-type smooth rapper explaining why he is cool because he did this (even though he didn't, really).

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

It works better as a presidential advertisement - "Senator John McClane would like you to know that if his country required it, or even if he just thought he could get away with it, he would dick the lesbian model".

Also, obviously Dick Lesbian is the best Superhero Name, Pirate Name and Pornstar Name ever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

If this thread had an intercom I'd demand that Clay Aiken's "Invisible" was played on a loop. A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke shares his impotent rape fantasy in a jaunty top ten jingle with echo effects and a false ending. GENIUS!

You know the dream where Clay Aiken flies into your room through the window? I wish it upon all of you. Happy New Years!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

(ps I'm just feeling silly, sorry)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is *so* de-railed
quick, get drunk and ask people vainly to love you--get to it!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

phil, I was asking Matos! but you can still send me pix

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

really, how much of a surprise is it that i did not? (too bad, she was probably straight, too.)

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 1 January 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

you didn't fick the str8 me? thanks fer nuthin.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

i will fick the straight you; don't worry.

DO YOU HAVE SCOLIOSIS? YEAH, ME TOO.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

besides, isn't 2004 going to be the year of bi-desperate?

What, you can't pull either men or women? For once I'm waaaaay ahead of the curve.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

A Keebler Elf that looks like the bastard child of Martin Short and Tom Yorke

HOLY SHIT THAT'S PERFECT

― Shep, Thursday, 1 January 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

happy 2004. may the ass-love spread far & wide.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:34 (twenty years ago) link

love love love love love I bet you'alll suck soooo much that I am .nk, tr;ikyt

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:40 (twenty years ago) link

fuck that last post I love you'alll happpyyy 44444444444

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 1 January 2004 08:41 (twenty years ago) link

Love me, because it's a fuckin' New Year!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 January 2004 09:24 (twenty years ago) link

i am drunk, i love ile again. wow. i never thought i;d say that. don't hold me to it.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

take these broken wings and learn to fly again, leanr to live so free, and when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:55 (twenty years ago) link

No wait I don't have the broken wings to start with

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 January 2004 11:58 (twenty years ago) link

your out of the band

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago) link

I never turned up to practise anyway

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 1 January 2004 12:03 (twenty years ago) link

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