people that YELP are scumbags

i studied english and fuck that imo

this thread remains U&K

am I the only person who, every time he sees yelp mentioned anywhere, automatically internally involuntarily thinks "people that yelp are scumbags"?

also I would like to say that If it's vagina in your face you are looking for..this place is paradise. should have immediately been made a board description

yeah i think that too, even though i don't actually agree with it (how else would i find hairdressers in new places?)

(ughhhhhhhhhhhh)

am I the only person who, every time he sees yelp mentioned anywhere, automatically internally involuntarily thinks "people that yelp are scumbags"?

Not at all.

Sanjang Coffee Garden

Do you ever find yourself barreling through traffic to pick up your date who you promised an enchanting and unique evening? In actuality, you are frantically yelping restaurants and coffee shops on the blackberry, which scrolls remarkably long and slow and you get a bunch of unhelpful reviews.

That happened to me last night. But then I remembered my "Ace in the hole/Go-to-guy" Dave A. Of course I have him on speed dial. He takes out all the sexy ladies and I knew he would know of a place.

So I called that hunky know-it-all and asked him where I should go. I am on pins and needles with excitement and anticipation by this time, and then in his calm and reassuring voice he says, "Sanjang".

Is this man omnipotent?!
I was just a couple of blocks away from that very location!

Thanks Dave A, I owe you one. Please save a spot on your dance card for me, and btw, what is your favorite flavor shaved ice?..."
So..here's the lowdown for anyone in my shoes tonight:

-Corner of 1st and Virgil. Valet Parking $1.50 well worth it.
-Chilly outdoor seating but w/ fireplaces and heaters and blankets provided
-Great Ramen Noodles and Curry ( get spicy)
-Pricey Drinks and really cool looking giant desserts ( yogurts, shaved ice)
-Cute but loud korean waiters
-Open til 2 am
-Non-alcoholic- think coffee, tea, desserts
-Super romantic
-Smell like bbq when you get home
-Good for a business meeting as well
-Ghetto neighborhood
-Spacious upstairs and downstairs
-Great for a big party

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there is a yelp bingo card in my head now and one of the spaces is "ghetto"

Chan Dara

DAAAYYYYUM this place was PACKED on a Monday night! I went for Happy Hour at around 6 and it looked like everyone else had the same idea. I had been to Chan Dara before, for dinner, but it was soooo long ago I don't remember a thing. But when I heard about all the HH goodness, I knew I had to get back there ASAP to check it out. Apparently most of West LA already knew about it too, because they were all shoved into the bar area that night to get some. And it was pretty tight, cuz that area is small!

This was an eclectic group of peeps if I ever saw one. Everyone from the rockabilly tattooed crew to the Britney Spears video circa '99 I just walked out of Contempo chick, to the computer software analysts. Needless to say, awesome people watching! There was only one bartender working when we got there which seemed insane due to said crowd, but she kept her cool and even had some of her regulars helping out by taking drink orders and passing them out. Another cute girl bartender showed up shortly afterward.

I was told that EVERYTHING would be 50% off until 7pm, but actually only ALMOST everything is half off. Apparently there is a HH app menu? Not that I saw :/...maybe cuz it was so busy...Most of it ended up being half off though, so that was cool. As long as my kettle rocks with lemon was, I was happy.

We ordered:
Steamed DUMPLINGS!- These were my fav! I think the meat inside was shrimp and pork, not sure but they were slurplicious. specially with the hot mustard and sweet and sour mixed!
Chicken satay- yummy, flavorful sticks o' chicken! good peanut sauce, I was sopping the last drops up with my bird.
Crab cake- This WAS NOT on happy hour, boo, but they were yummy yum. And so was the little salad that came with it. My friend took a liking to it, I wasn't paying attention for a minute or so and it disappeared! There was also a tasty mango chutney thing on the side.

We would've ordered more but we had planned to head next door for some sliders at the arsenal. I will totally be back to sample more, and for those super cheap cockies!! I'm sold.

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14 people don't know what "funny" is
15 people don't know what "cool" is

I'm going back to my Yelp account and adding DAAAYYYYUM to the beginning of every review.

(ps I am a scumbag)

I spent days reading this thread. Most entertainment I've had in while.

Sorry about the wall of text:

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Jong Ga House

Jason C.
I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.
Elite '09

Wanna know how to make someone insanely jealous? It's wickedly sweet form of revenge I concocted over a meal of Korean shabu shabu from Jong Ga House.

Not that I'm advocating it, but human insecurity is a very funny thing.

Wait, never mind, I'm not going to tell you until you read my review.

Eh, that's kinda mean. Okay, I'll tell you. But let me first tell you how I conceived this plot.

Imagine this: You've been dumped by your girl/boyfriend and you're feeling sad, lonesome, filled with feelings of regret and "I'm not good enough." Maybe you should have worked out more, bought that ring from Tiffany's, or spent money on that trip to Honolulu.
Whatever.

Don't worry about that, it's too late for that. However, here's what you can do.

Go treat yourself to a good meal with a companion. Preferably, one of the opposite sex. Make sure this person is butt ugly. I mean, I'm talking pug/bulldog ugly. So ugly they're almost cute. But they're not, because they're not dogs and therefore-not-totally-excited-and-down-for-anythin g-and-deserve-to-be-petted-oh-boy!

So I arrived to Jong Ga House with a friend one random afternoon. We'll call "her" Medusa face of grossness.

Anyways, Medusa decided that to help me overcome the emo of a break up, we go eat Shabu Shabu. Typical Medusa. With the threat of a stare turning me to stone, I made the trek out to Oakland for some grub.

We get there and the first thing I noticed is that people had hella pan chan/ ban chan (however you spell it). Well, we got 16 pieces http://static.px.yelp.... . In other people's photos, I noticed 18 or more. So I guess you will get more or less depending on the day. Or maybe the other 2 dishes ran away once they saw Medusa.

Jong Ga made up for it by giving us an appetizer of cold kimchee soup noodles http://static.px.yelp.... . This tasted exactly like kimchee boiled in water with noodles tossed in. It wasn't too bad. Medusa ate it up, see? http://static.px.yelp.... Notice the tiny noodle touching the unclean table. She probably ate that piece, too.

I decided to order Yuk Hwae raw beef http://static.px.yelp.... and a seafood pancake http://static.px.yelp....

The Yuk Hwae was decent and thawed to a cool temperature. It is very rare that you will get freshly cut raw beef unless you go to a very nice restaurant. The garlic adds a little bit of a spicy kick while the Korean pears add a sweet after taste. Topped with a raw egg, the nummies wins over the risk of salmonella.

The seafood pancake was huge. How huge are we talking? This big: http://static.px.yelp.... Trust me, Medusa has a big ass head, mang. And this thing was bigger than her face, snake tentacle hair and all. But bigger doesn't mean better tasting. It was not very crispy and a little bit mealy on the inside as the dough did not cook properly all the way through. Not even the sauce could have saved it.

Finally, we shared the Shabu shabu http://static.px.yelp.... I've never had this with rice and imitation crab balled inside a lettuce cup, but it was a pleasant combination.

So while we chomped away at our food, I realized that if my ex, or any ex saw me at that moment with the most hideous creature on earth, she would initially laugh.

Laugh at Medusa's strange appearance. Mock her deep husky man voice. Mimic her ape like movements and poor hygienic eating habits...

Then something would threaten her to the core of her soul. What is it about this Medusa beast that makes ME hang out with her? Are we dating? What is it that Medusa has that she doesn't? Maybe she does that thing with her tongue that she could never do? Is she better in bed? Is she more successful?!

The vivid imagination of the ex's evil mind would ultimately create a nightmarish sense of insecurity that ultimately devours her soul and bothers her for life.

*evil laugh* Muahahahaha

Sweet. And that idea finished with some cinnamon drink and toasted pine nuts floating on top is the perfect way to end any Korean meal.

Thanks, Jong Ga House. You're not bad, but in Oakland, competition is stiff.

P.S. I hope you realize I'm joking about Medusa. My friend is actually one of the sweetest, most beautiful, caring, and communicative people I've ever had the fortune of knowing. ^_^ Huzzah!

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Some guy that worked near me is stalking me because someone called him a "douchebag" on Yelp and he assumed it was me. It wasn't.

Movies that everybody seems to like, except you

Tyler C. says:

Requiem for a Dream - I might be a little biased because I don't like Jared Leto, but seriously this movie is so depressing- damn. I felt like shit after watching it. The only bright side to this movie was getting a sneak peak of Jennifer Connelly's unshaven bush and her epic ass-to-ass scene.

Usual Suspects - It always bothered me that people thought it was this genius, psychological thriller when the entire film was just Kevin Spacey making up a story based on book titles he was reading on a shelf. To me, that's stupid. I mean - not a bad movie necessarily but when it came out, people went nuts over it as if it were some masterpiece. It's really not and actually for some supposed complex plot, it's incredibly simplistic and almost foolishly implausible. You have to be a naive twat to really respect the way he gets away at the end.

Donnie Darko - Movie made no sense. Aside from the cool soundtrack, I didn't see what all the hype was. It seemed like an incomplete movie with all the storyline gaps and nonsensical stuff.

The Dark Knight - I walked out of the theater during the police station scene when the Joker escaped via fat guy with bomb in belly. Great performance by Ledger, but I hated that film. I finished it after it was released on DVD, but I struggled to get through it. I still do not understand why this film is so highly regarded and my friends still give me shit for not loving it.

Team America World Police - I've met NO ONE who doesn't like this film, except the man in the mirror.

Napolean Dynamite - People convinced themselves that it was a funny movie and all of a sudden it became cool to have seen it. If you are among those people that actually think it's a good movie, I got one word for you - lemming.
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Michael "McBeyond" M. says:

Yes, Requiem for a Dream, but there are some people who hate it as much as I do--including the person I went to see it with. We both laughed so hard after it was over.

More than any other movie though, The Godfather parts I & II. Sooooooo boring. I've never finished either.
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Bob "Stiffer than usual" P. says:

Lusty Busty Big Ones, whack.
Naughty Sex Kittens, lame.
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Mary "dieting in theory" R. says:

The freakin' Notebook. Loathed it. I hate movies like that...
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HG "Hugo" G. says:

The Hangover - HATED EVERY MINUTE of it.

Signs - (mel gibson) It was the stupidest alien invasion movie I have ever sat through. It was truly, one of the worst movie plots ever.
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Cate T. says:

The Notebook. American Beauty. Breakfast At Tiffany's.
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Conrad "Mr Firme" M. says:

Sleepers.
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Conrad "Mr Firme" M. says:

Be kind rewind.
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Mario "Free Range Tofurky Killer" M. says:

I hate Riki Lake movies...or shows...anything Riki Lake for that matter...she's a man hating bull dyke
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Roach "earn more sessions by sleeving" G. says:

Conrad "Mr Firme" M. says:
"Be kind rewind."
___________________

you know someone who likes that movie?!!

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Mario "Free Range Tofurky Killer" M. says:

Jack Black is still stupid funny...still barely tolerable....to be continued...oh and can't dis Mos Def
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Conrad "Mr Firme" M. says:

Yup Roach. Some people i know thought it was good. Sucked so bad! It even got decent reviews.
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Marc D. says:

Transformers ~ I liked the original kids show, but this Shia LeDouche and Megan Fox crap is unattractive, an almost entire CGI action movie is for the simple minded

Spider Man / X-Men - super heroes were cool when I was 10 or 12 , at 24 I'm gonna need something a little more complex and interesting

Knocked Up - does anyone really believe a hot chick could fall for a fat unshaven slob? F no

Horror movies - cancer, tumors, and accidents are scary....ghosts and serial killers are not
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Marian "Momsie" G. says:

Slumlord Millionaires
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Jesse "sasquatch" T. says:

m night shame movies, jack black movies, sandra bernhardt movies, any thing that is made as a "x-loser" tries to fix life by cheer leading/drumming/being a 75 lbs football player/____________(insert meaningless feat here)
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Lynette "Be silly, be honest, be kind---RWE" T. says:

Yeah, Slumdog Millionaire didn't live up to my expectations too.
The family was watching Boondock Saints & I was the only one who thought it was awful.
Johnny Depp movies....
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Rod "Kuya Bingo" V. says:

Titanic,
the only redeeming value
was Kate Winslet's tits
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Chris "The Other White Meat" B. says:

All the comic book super hero movies. Every last one of them sucked (except maybe the first Batman).
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Mike "Chef BashYoHeadIn" P. says:

Hairspray both old and new - Garbage

The Notebook - blah blah

most of all:
Syriana - two hours of my life i wish i had spent watching paint dry instead.
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marlon "ThE ChEmIsT" e. says:

titanic
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Tim D. says:

The fourth kind!!!!
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Hazel "nutella spreader" G. says:

lost in translation... ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Sam "dancing in the rain" D. says:

Annie Hall .. one of the stupidest, most boring films I ever saw. And then it wins the oscar for best picture. Wtf
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Sonya "Miss Groupie Supreme" M. says:

Fight Club
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Matrix
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Cate T. says:

Sonya. I'll tell you my thing about Harry Potter.

I love the books. It's just a good story for me. The movies? They're pretty crap, except they are lovely to look at. I don't go to the movies looking for story. They're just my Visual Supplements to the books :)

Same with Lord of the Rings. It's pretty.
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Frederick "O" G. says:

Tyler C. say
Napolean Dynamite - People convinced themselves that it was a funny movie and all of a sudden it became cool to have seen it. If you are among those people that actually think it's a good movie, I got one word for you - lemming
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I saw it with absolutely no knowledge about it, no hype, having read no reviews nor heard feedback from anyone. Loved it.

Seth Rogen flics post 40 YO Virgin. Avoid like the plague.

Now, when is Avatar coming out? I know that's going to suck!
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Frankie H. says:

Stir of echoes
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Lydia C. says:

Juno.
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Kylie "La Loba" B. says:

road house.....
dawn of the dead....

please shoot me instead of making me watch either of these 2 again.......
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Amador "U R A Styuped" A. says:

The entire Lord of the Rings series!

I mean, who the hell likes magic, swords, and demons and stuff???

And... and...

... oh wait... that IS kinda cool...
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Michael "Loves Ocean Sunsets" F. says:

Forrest Gump
Dark Knight
Star Wars(any of the ones that followed too)
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Dennis "will work for licorice" A. says:

Slumdog Millionaire - overrated and weak.

Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy - pure shit.
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The only bright side to this movie was getting a sneak peak of Jennifer Connelly's unshaven bush and her epic ass-to-ass scene.

i haven't seen this movie tbh but now maybe i want to? am i a scumbag?

lol if those are the reasons you want to see this movie you really dont want to see this movie, u know what i mean

no i get you

i didn't even know she was in it, is the thing

ya imo anyone who is turned on by the "epic" ass 2 ass scene should be immediately neutered for the good of the human race

yelp message boards are a corrective to anyone who seriously thinks ilx sucks

Well, they were definitely right about Team America. I just learned about the existence of "South Park Republicans". Ugh.

I would direct anyone to whirlpool.net.au also if you think ILX sucks, those guys are all a-grade morans.

wrong thred trayce

? That was in reponse to "yelp message boards are a corrective to anyone who seriously thinks ilx sucks"

oh soz

attn jaymc: http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=4DFmd5LCXoLgHtYBytJJPA

does she look familar to you? she posted a review for an asian market at 75th and lemont rd.

Seattle, WA
3 star rating
4/21/2009

Yum! This is going to be a short review because, sadly, I'm not very well-versed in Indian food and I don't know the names of ANYTHING I ate... I just know it was good.

We went for the lunch buffet, and I must say, it was a good idea. It was basically all-you-can-eat (I saw people getting seconds) and there were plenty of both veggie and meat options - and rice and naan of course! It was about $19 for two of us (not including anything to drink but water), which is a little pricey for a lunch buffet (in my humble/cheap opinion), but definitely not bad.

The service was only so-so. The servers were very nice, but sort of... not helpful? We walked in and were seated, but then basically ignored until we asked, "Do we just go grab a plate?" We hadn't been to Mayuri before, so we weren't sure how it worked - do you pay first? Do they GIVE you the plates? Are there non-buffet options and would the server expect us to wait for a menu?

(You just go to the buffet, grab a plate, and feed yourself, in case anyone else was wondering.)

Once we'd finished and had our plates taken away... we were ignored again. We didn't know if someone was going to bring us a check or if we were meant to pay at the front, so we finally got a chance to ask, and the guy told us it was "okay" to pay at the front... so I still have no idea what the correct way is, but whatever.

So three stars for not-so-awesome service and not-so-super-cheapness, but honestly, places like this make me wonder why I ever thought I hated Indian food. It's freaking GOOD!

would rather read 100 of the above review than 1 that started with "I grew up eating AUTHENTIC Indian food - trust me, I know what I'm talking about"

me too i just wonder how that guy gets around and handles everyday tasks, he doesn't even understand what buffet is

I was looking for the address of a hospital on google
and saw that people yelp hospitals
I don't really want to look at hospital yelps
they probably would be worse than titty bar yelps
hopefully it was just a bad dream

::investigates hospital yelps::

my favorites in the AUTHENTIC department are "I grew up in (California, Texas, Arizona, anywhere but Mexico), so I know authentic Mexican food"

oh shit do people yelp prisons

"I grew up in Sing Sing so I know authentic correctional facilities"

i found one but it's one of those "just for lols" type yelps

Rod V.

Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver.

Los Angeles, CA

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1 star rating
10/13/2009 2 photos

"Detention Center"? Let's call it what it is okay, jail, a prison. The word "Detention" reminds one of staying after school because you were late for a class or something. This is not a place you ever want to come, as a visitor and especially as an inmate.

I was here some weeks ago, visiting a friend who had never been in jail before, I could only imagine what he was going through. Sometimes in life we make decisions, out of anger, out of passion, call it what you will, a momentary loss of control can cost you your freedom, maybe your life, but enough with the philosophy on with the review.

I have never set foot in a prison either as an inmate or a visitor, and I must say the experience was very strange. The environment here reminded me of so many things, many times it felt like I was in a hospital, I also felt like I was in an airport, I felt like I was at the DMV, I felt like I was at the zoo, seriously combine all those things and that's what this place feels like.

TIPS :

- you need to come early, the processing, and the waiting all in all will take about 2 to 3 hours, visiting is only allowed on weekends and the max visiting ours you can spend is 2 hours, not a day, but the entire weekend. So you can understand why the processing of visitors takes so long.

- leave your cellphone in the car, you can stand in line, get to the end the guards will not let you in if you have a cellphone and no they will not hold your cellphone for you.

- bring water with you and a snack, waiting in line burns a lot of calories.

- you have to know the inmates processing number, you can't visit just knowing his first and last name, that won't cut it, you have to now the prisoners processing number.

After the processing you have to wait for a bus, once you board the bus it will take you to the actual building of the prison. You get off, your placed in a long hallway, and I mean long hallway that is hot, smelly, and loud. You wait there until they call out the inmates name and then you just follow the crowd. They assign you telephones stations, where you sit behind brakeproof glass, yeah you see stuff like this in the movies and on TV, I'm telling you its really weird.

My friend is out, thank God! He spent just under 2 weeks in prison, still the stories he told about it, it's something I would never what to personally experience. For my friend who has never been to prison before, he's man enough to pay his debt to society and not blame anyone else for his actions, he's taken full responsibility for what he did and did his time like a man. Prison to me is like being berried alive, the lesson I've learned from my friend and his situation, you better think before you act.

Prison to me is like being berried alive

tips would be useful to certain people fwiw

probably not people who read yelp but hey

I have read all the reviews and it looks like most people have a tourist or second-hand perspective of this place.

Well I'm here to tell you what it's like from the inside.

In 1989 when I was 17 I made the mistake of borrowing a strangers car without their permission & after many months of courtroom banter I was sentenced to the California Youth Authority.

Unbeknownst to me, California has a "scared straight" program for youthful offenders where they take unwitting sentenced juveniles to the hardest state prisons & .....

Well they let you think this is where you have been sent ..possibly by mistake.

The 4 days I spent here were miserable. We all arrive on the grey goose & are schackled and escorted to a main pen to be counted & dispersed.

This place is cold & damp and just like every prison movie -(the green mile) you have ever seen depiciting a shit hole prison.

Yeah they play baseball with local sF organizations and they have deathrow inmates but mostly its a minimum/medium security facility with a bunch of short timers.

It's kind of nostalgic because of its sorted history but...

This is not a place you wanna end up. Not all big bad & scary like the movies make it, but cold,damp and miserable with really shitty food.

AVOID AT ALL COST!

^ San Quentin review, two stars

"shitty food." ahh yelp.

This light rail is an excellent option for those who use it during the day for work but after dark its a complete waste---Crime is up when its running and crime is down when they are servicing.....Very noticeable....especially in the areas it passes through----They should close it off at 7 pm when most people are home from work...those left in the dark should seek other means....BUT this is a dream, it will never close early because of crime.....its not politically correct BUT AS I SAID ITS WONDERFUL FOR DAYTIME COMMUTER, should you question the crime---ask any police officer who works these areas and ask what the crime is like !

what is the crime like ?

what the hell is this chick talking about

Amber B.
Sticks & stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me
Santa Monica, CA

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3 star rating
11/16/2009

Don't get me wrong, I had a nice time and yes I even won the raffle but in comparison to other Elite Events this one was just kind of "ok".

I think the biggest issue was the lack of connection I felt at this event. Now this was definitely not my first rodeo (rodeo = elite event in this case!) so I'm used to knowing a lot if not most of the staff and attendees. I showed up to sign in and was greeted by someone completely unknown to me who was very cheery and nice but didn't even introduce herself (I tried to peek at her name tag but was unsuccessful at catching her name). Once inside the packed little boutique I wandered around for about 10 minutes before I finally caught sight of *gasp* someone I actually knew! Thanks to Jackie G., Katherine N., Minty, Stephanie H. and Libby for comprising the crew of "old school Yelpers" (omg collectively we're not even really "old-school" just not complete newbs) That comprised the group of people at this event that I'd ever met before. The rest was a sea of shining smiling new faces which is great for the community of LA West but just a pretty weird experience for me. I met Tiffany for the first time and while she was nice I just didn't feel the same genuinely welcoming and friendly vibe as in the past with the CMs. This is not at all to hate on Tiffany because I most definitely appreciate the event last night (although it needs to be recognized that this was originally planned by Dawson) I'm just noting the differences I felt.

The bubbly and red/white wine was a'flowing non-stop and served up by this ferociously sexy TALL athletic woman...a volleyball player we guessed and confirmed! L'Grande Orange treats were very tasty but I only got a chance to try 1 of the lettuce cups and took home a couple of the cookies for later. Those cookies are ginormous (and flourless) by the way!

The list to get your free brow wax or tint went pretty quickly and my girl Jenn did a nice neat and quick job. I just needed a bit of a cleanup but my brows look great now and she was very gentle! Waiting in line for the lipstick psychic took a looooong time but Tiffany talked to the psychic and asked her to speed things up a bit and the line moved a lot more smoothly. I always go into those kinds of things with a healthy dose of skepticism but I swear that girl was right on the mark with her reading! True or not it was a fun little treat!

You know how I mentioned earlier that I won the raffle? Well, I was the ONLY winner...kinda weird....usually there are multiple gifts being raffled AND in the event description it was written that they would be raffling away some Benefit product goodies. That definitely didn't happen. I was the only raffle winner and I won VIP tickets to the Sassy City Chicks Fashion Bash. The details of the prize are supposed to be emailed to me. EDIT: I stand corrected. Turns out someone DID win a Benefit goodie bag and a couple other pairs of VIP tix were given out as well. Where was I when this happened? Drunk maybe?

I must make note that the event photographer was pretty much a fail. For one thing, he was a HE and the only male at this "ladies only" event. I think that made the dynamic between him and us very awkward and a lot of people felt very uncomfortable by his mannerisms. Even the Benefit girls working on our brows were complaining about him because he didn't know when and where to draw the line and was being obnoxious and all up in their faces. It's like he didn't know when it's okay and when it's not okay to coerce a girl into posing for a photo. When is it not okay? Well, it's not okay for example when she's got half her makeup done or wax all over her forehead. I saw many girls covering their faces and even grimacing when the photographer would approach. I don't want to totally bash him and say he was terrible but he just was not the right fit for this event. We ALL know who WOULD have been the perfect fit and that's our well-loved Amy K. She knows when to shoot and she knows when to step back AND she's a Yelper so she KNOWS us and is one of us so she never feels like an intruder or an outsider...she's part of the COMMUNITY. Not to mention she takes FABULOUS photographs and has done so for MANY MANY MANY Yelp events (Elite or otherwise).

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lipstick psychic

i refuse to read that omar

The dude who owns the recording studio where we recorded our last two records asked very nicely for some Yelp reviews. However, once he received them, the computer/ad sales team deleted them all, without notice. Maybe the volume of good reviews in a short period of time seemed suspicious, but it seems so arbitrary. I told him to expect the call from the Yelp sales and "review placement" team any day now...

John M.

Sicklerville, NJ
3 star rating
6/3/2009

Last night while sitting side by side in the nerd room my lovely girlfriend pointed out that I haven't given any 3 star reviews. This is mainly because I don't agree with the Yelp star system. Three stars is A-Ok, I take A-Ok to be a positive rating, but 3 stars is in the middle. My next mission is to petition Yelp to make 3 stars say something like "Alright" or more accurately "Meh".
Ok that got a little out of hand, so I'm salivating about what to have for lunch (while my poor leftovers get destroyed by the microwave) when I decided a little reverse psychology was needed. I asked myself "Self, What wouldn't I like for lunch" and I received my 3 star answer....Don Pablo's.
I think success Don Pablo has had is directly attributed to location. I've eaten at the one in Easton, PA and it was also empty, but in Deptford you want to plan on waiting for a few mins on Friday/Saturday night. It's not that food is bad, but more a case of the food not being good. It's really mediocre at best. It there was a closer more ,convenient place to get some yellow cheese Mexican (my nifty little term for Americanized chain Mexican) I would go there. I've never had a issue with the service and the menu has all the regulars, but there's no wow factor...nothing that makes you think "Now that was worth 1500 calories". I don't have much more to say about Don Pablo's than Meh.....3 stars. It's not terrible, but certainly not good. I'm dumb and will probably end up eating there again.

(my nifty little term for Americanized chain Mexican)

Ok that got a little out of hand,

did it? did it really?