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in a world where jabba the hutt stands athwart history

one man

i can't even figure this one out...

I'm Catholic First, American Second [Maggie Gallagher]

It sounds like there is a lot of evidence that Major Hasan had Islamicist-extremist tendencies. But these words are not good evidence.

There is a reason the Pledge of Allegiance asks us to pledge to our country "under God." The best American tradition has never required people to surrender their first allegiance as a condition of citizenship.

My sympathies to Muslim fellow-citizens on the coverage of that particular quote.

I remain, "the King's good servant, but God's first."

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referencing the pledge of allegience, especially those lines in the pledge, is facepalm.jpg. look up the history, stupid.

... that sentiment towards Muslims is totally unexpected and perplexing

it's wrong that these ppl doing/saying things that come from a perspective I can be sympathetic towards makes me hate them even more, right; like, I should be letting my burning antipathy blind me to the fact that they're people and, as such, capable of occasionally doing or saying something that isn't wholly reprehensible

Fuck you, Rich Lowry.

so John Allen Muhammed was a terrorist?

― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 6:38 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

John Allen Muhammad wasn't a terrorist, because if he was, we couldn't say that Bush "kept us safe from terror attacks since 9/11."

(likewise, the anthrax attacks weren't terror attacks)

Get Used to an Exceptional President and an Unexceptional Country [Victor Davis Hanson]

That's the current Obama-administration message.
I suppose that in World War II or Korea, the U.S. could have captured non-uniformed infiltrators, shipped them to a POW camp, dithered over how to handle them, and then sent them back to the U.S. for civilian trials, as if they were U.S. citizens, with full legal rights, facing criminal charges of the sort brought against Americans.

But with the upcoming terrorist trials in New York, we have crossed the Rubicon, and lots of eerie questions will arise. Can those attacked or wounded by Predator drones sue in U.S. courts for America's judge/jury/executioner treatment of them? The next time we catch a terrorist blowing up a building in Kabul, should we read him his Miranda rights, videotape his testimony, offer him a lawyer, and send him to the U.S.? Or should we wink and nod and turn him over to the Afghans, with the understanding that our post-modern justice system is so absurd that we would rather informally rely on others' pre-modern way of doing business? (Is that why Obama kept renditions — because the more we become utopian and loudly perfectionist, the more we will need others to do our dirty work?)

Why the assumption that KSM and others will be found guilty? What if one or two sympathetic souls on the jury nullify (as in the O.J. Simpson case) the evidence? If KSM et al. are found innocent, will we connive to keep them in custody anyway? Can KSM give the jury the names of those who hurt him in Guantanamo? Did Mohamed Atta go a little too far in acting out his mere "suggestion" to take down U.S. high-rises? Did KSM face life-changing bias and hurtful discrimination while a student in North Carolina?

Once you turn war into a legal tussle, every military act attracts dozens of second-guessers — as if in the cold sobriety of peace, safety, and security, those with law degrees can post facto pick apart the acts of younger fighters amid the chaos, mayhem, and danger of war.

There is a larger issue here: Obama's image is at odds with America's self-interest. The civilian trials, loud promises to close Guantanamo, and trashing (if only rhetorically) of Bush's anti-terrorism protocols apparently reflect well on Obama overseas, but they don't enhance our security.
We saw all that with his reset-button/apology tour, and the old tropes that he was only a lad when America acted badly. More recently, his not showing up at Berlin hurts us; using a video link instead to talk about his own landmark presidency merely enhances Obama. Ditto his "first Pacific president" remark. Even the trivial incidents of bowing to Saudi royals and the Japanese emperor in a way other heads of state do not reflect Obama's image of himself as the first post-national global citizen, rather than the commander in chief of the U.S.

After another year of all this apologizing, revisionism, ahistoricism, and separation of Obama the Nobel Prize winner from Obama the U.S. president, no one will quite remember that it was the Chinese and Russians who butchered millions of their own and threatened the free world during the Cold War, or that from the Middle East we got international terrorism, crippling oil boycotts, and energy cartels, or that Reagan helped crash the Soviet Union, or that the Japanese started WWII at Pearl Harbor.

Yet, given our growing mega-deficits, sliding dollar, mounting debt, spiking unemployment, burgeoning trade deficits, and government takeovers, bowing to foreign dignitaries will soon be, not a sign of Obama's transnationalism, but an obsequious and accurate reflection of our genuine inferiority.

Can those attacked or wounded by Predator drones sue in U.S. courts for America's judge/jury/executioner treatment of them?

The next time we catch a terrorist blowing up a building in Kabul, should we read him his Miranda rights, videotape his testimony, offer him a lawyer, and send him to the U.S.?

Why the assumption that KSM and others will be found guilty? What if one or two sympathetic souls on the jury nullify (as in the O.J. Simpson case) the evidence?

The three most crazy things in that post, imho

he's still mad at those dirty japs, huh

WWII started at Pearl Harbor, fyi

1. Sure.
2. No.
3a. Because.
3b. Oh well.

thx for the questions, they were very intersting

some epic 'the world began on january 10th, 2009!' there

After another year of all this apologizing, revisionism, ahistoricism, and separation of Obama the Nobel Prize winner from Obama the U.S. president

wait, is VDH talking about his own writing here?

next time NRO goes on a cruise, pirates need to be told

i've said this a million times, but VDH is amazing. he can be counted on to string together every back-asswards rightwing spin-point into elegant paragraphs. every single sentence is wrong, in some way. he's like the opposite of a 'stopped clock', it's a running clock that is always 6 hours off. you can read him and know that reality is exactly not what he is saying it is.

Capt. Jack K-Lo

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you can read him and know that reality is exactly not what he is saying it is.

haha, i do this basically

the WWII assertion is really the most offensive thing there IMO

he's a lot scarier than the rest of the NR Corner gang

Even the trivial incidents of bowing to Saudi royals and the Japanese emperor in a way other heads of state do not reflect Obama's image of himself as the first post-national global citizen, rather than the commander in chief of the U.S.

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is he, like, someone's demented incontinent grandpa or something

xp: wait waht

also eternal lol at Condi's helmet-hair

fuck it, this is going to be fun. bear with me.

I suppose that in World War II or Korea, the U.S. could have captured non-uniformed infiltrators, shipped them to a POW camp, dithered over how to handle them, and then sent them back to the U.S. for civilian trials, as if they were U.S. citizens, with full legal rights, facing criminal charges of the sort brought against Americans.

ok, you could have looked up what was done with inflitrators and saboteurs in WWII, it was not friendly. in that case, or in the case of KSM, the charges and applicable nat'l security laws are NOTHING like the sort brought against americans. maybe when an american flies a plane into a building with his crazy friends, we'll have the chance to test this little counterfactual. tim mcveigh doesn't suggest a fruitful comparison. but, do go on, professor

But with the upcoming terrorist trials in New York, we have crossed the Rubicon, and lots of eerie questions will arise.

because dickheads like you will continue to ask them? surefire prediction there dude.

Can those attacked or wounded by Predator drones sue in U.S. courts for America's judge/jury/executioner treatment of them?

No, and no one is saying we should. whether we ought to be using the drones is another question. besides, ground commanders routinely pay money to civilians who have lost family members to accidental US fire, this was part of the surge strategy, remember? no, of course you don't.

The next time we catch a terrorist blowing up a building in Kabul, should we read him his Miranda rights, videotape his testimony, offer him a lawyer, and send him to the U.S.?

No, and no one is saying we should. maybe we should focus on doing a better job of catching these terrorists first.

Or should we wink and nod and turn him over to the Afghans, with the understanding that our post-modern justice system is so absurd that we would rather informally rely on others' pre-modern way of doing business? (Is that why Obama kept renditions — because the more we become utopian and loudly perfectionist, the more we will need others to do our dirty work?)

modernity is such a strange, lonely place. if post-modernity is against torture, and pre-modernity uses it with gusto, what is it, exactly? don't worry, i'll wait.

Why the assumption that KSM and others will be found guilty? What if one or two sympathetic souls on the jury nullify (as in the O.J. Simpson case) the evidence?

lol, 'blame the niggers' works in nat'l security now too? not just for economics anymore!

If KSM et al. are found innocent, will we connive to keep them in custody anyway? Can KSM give the jury the names of those who hurt him in Guantanamo? Did Mohamed Atta go a little too far in acting out his mere "suggestion" to take down U.S. high-rises? Did KSM face life-changing bias and hurtful discrimination while a student in North Carolina?

i think this is about nifong/duke lacrosse? this is so far into the rightwing grievance meme association file i don't even know where to start. don't let your white man's tears blind you to the fact that the duke fake rape case turned out the right way in the end. have a little faith.

Once you turn war into a legal tussle, every military act attracts dozens of second-guessers — as if in the cold sobriety of peace, safety, and security, those with law degrees can post facto pick apart the acts of younger fighters amid the chaos, mayhem, and danger of war.

hit pause on zack snyder's 300 a second. is it a war?

There is a larger issue here: Obama's image is at odds with America's self-interest. The civilian trials, loud promises to close Guantanamo, and trashing (if only rhetorically) of Bush's anti-terrorism protocols apparently reflect well on Obama overseas, but they don't enhance our security.

yes they do. but, let's hear it.

We saw all that with his reset-button/apology tour, and the old tropes that he was only a lad when America acted badly. More recently, his not showing up at Berlin hurts us;

how on earth? you give a shit about german public opinion all of a sudden?

using a video link instead to talk about his own landmark presidency merely enhances Obama. Ditto his "first Pacific president" remark. Even the trivial incidents of bowing to Saudi royals and the Japanese emperor in a way other heads of state do not reflect Obama's image of himself as the first post-national global citizen, rather than the commander in chief of the U.S.

a video link! threat to the republic! yeah, you lost me. apparently presidential gestures and signals are meaningless, or they will surely destroy us all.

After another year of all this apologizing, revisionism, ahistoricism, and separation of Obama the Nobel Prize winner from Obama the U.S. president, no one will quite remember that it was the Chinese and Russians who butchered millions of their own and threatened the free world during the Cold War, or that from the Middle East we got international terrorism, crippling oil boycotts, and energy cartels, or that Reagan helped crash the Soviet Union, or that the Japanese started WWII at Pearl Harbor.

oh man, my snarkometer is going NUTS right now. i have some confidence, thought, that the people that live in these countries, and every single one of their neighbors, remember these things fairly will, and will continue to.

Yet, given our growing mega-deficits, sliding dollar, mounting debt, spiking unemployment, burgeoning trade deficits, and government takeovers, bowing to foreign dignitaries will soon be, not a sign of Obama's transnationalism, but an obsequious and accurate reflection of our genuine inferiority.

of all the amazing things thrown together here, i'd like to draw your attention to "burgeoning." what is it, to burgeon, to you?

There's a guy who was posting some semi-coherent stuff last night and this morning. I can't think of his name. Has K-Lo sent her hair-licking dogs after him?

no one will quite remember that it was the Chinese and Russians who butchered millions of their own and threatened the free world during the Cold War, or that from the Middle East we got international terrorism, crippling oil boycotts, and energy cartels, or that Reagan helped crash the Soviet Union, or that the Japanese started WWII at Pearl Harbor.

didja know in all those world events the only part the U.S. played was Ronnie Reagan on his white horse??? never forget the gipper!

the more we become utopian and loudly perfectionist, the more we will need others to do our dirty work

I wonder if he even realizes there's a confession embedded in his language here -- criticizing something as an unnecessary attempt toward the "utopian" or "perfect" is acknowledging that on some level it's the right goal!

goole is there anyway you could append your post to the comments board at NRO, or at least email it to this nro turd?

haha thx but short answer, no, and no point

What if you wrote it out on a scroll and shot it through his window on an arrow?

you'd only have to endure a lecture on persian recurve bows vs spartan shield construction or some shit

I read Carnage and Culture years before I started seeing the Honorable Mr. Hanson's name at NRO. If you regard the chapters as discrete units about these great historical battles, they're actually pretty good as narrative; but you have to ignore his thesis, which boils down to "The West wins battles because...well, it just does."

as far as theses go that borders on unimpeachable

Well, duh, he's a Westerner: it's intrinsically correct.

How the West Was Tautological: A Treatise on Intrinsic American Awesomeness by Victor Davis Hanson

I suppose that in World War II or Korea, the U.S. could have captured non-uniformed infiltrators, shipped them to a POW camp, dithered over how to handle them, and then sent them back to the U.S. for civilian trials, as if they were U.S. citizens, with full legal rights, facing criminal charges of the sort brought against Americans.

IMSMR the U.S. captured U.S. citizens with full legal rights during WWII and shipped them to what amounts to a less torturey POW camp in the retroactively-determined-to-be-constitutional assumption that they were non-uniformed infiltrators. Michelle Malkin wrote a book about how it was OK, though.

Also really I like the idea that Muslim (presumably, although maybe he means Truthers or something) jurors are going to find Khalid Sheikh Muhammad not guilty. "Everybody 'Hey look at all them {Muslim} people too happy talkin’ about “Look what we won! We won, we won!” Hey - what we won? I ain’t get nothin’ yet! Every day I look in the mailbox – nothin’ in there. Where my {KSM} prize? O.K.? Everybody talkin’ about its about {jihad}, it’s about {jihad}. That’s a bunch of crap. It’s about fame. ‘Cause if {KSM} wasn’t famous he’d be in jail right now. That’s right -- If {KSM} drove a bus he wouldn’t even be {KSM}. He’d be {Khalid} the bus driving {terrorist}."

there's also the suggestion in there that OJ was acquitted because of a couple people on the jury. As opposed to a unanimous verdict.

Maybe they're so used to the idea of filibusters that they forgot how jury trials work?

From a $30 NRO Contributor [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

I give up surfing the web during Lent every year, although I always grant myself a dispensation to read NRO — giving that up would entail too much suffering.

perfect (unintentional) summation of the politicized catholic church's slide into self-serving absurdity. SUFFERING IS WHAT LENT IS ALL ABOUT JESUS SUFFERED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS.

christ. the corner is like NPR w/the pledge drive.

i don't get why they have to do a pledge drive

i mean it seems like they could get some big corporations or the heritage foundation or something to pay them easily

twinkies don't buy themselves

I wonder if he even realizes there's a confession embedded in his language here -- criticizing something as an unnecessary attempt toward the "utopian" or "perfect" is acknowledging that on some level it's the right goal!

you've kinda put your finger on a weird aspect of right-wing discourse. Utopianism is always seen as implicitly oppressive and worth opposing.

loooool:

Shock and Raw [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

ABC really deserves some grief for the Adam Lambert performance last night during the American Music Awards:

the "American Idol" glam rocker who sang his new song "For Your Entertainment" on Sunday's show with an elaborate, S&M-themed production. Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert's crotch and kissed a man.

I'll confess, too, that I couldn't bring myself to link to the amazingly critical SNL opening skit on Obama's China trip this morning after watching Lambert. Just a little too much crude for one weekend.

what % of the NRO pledge drive goes to smelling salts?

http://www.denofgeek.com/siteimage/scale/800/600/16539.png

kissed a man
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somebody's jealous

irlol ty btw <3

Saturday Morning Conservatism [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

From a $100 NRO contributor:

When I was a kid, I would wake up on Saturday morning to watch cartoons. Now I wake up on Saturday morning to read Steyn's latest column and listen to Radio Derb. NRO keeps me young.

http://www.suprmchaos.com/yogi-booboo3_stevieg_mam.jpg

just another yogi with a handout

She's not the only one over there who likes bears.