The long overdue _Blade Runner

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Alien is a horror movie.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:32 (twenty years ago)

14. robocop
15. buckaroo banzai
16. mad max
17. tron
18. the black hole
19. sleeper
20. alphaville

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:35 (twenty years ago)

ok anyway please don't come to me with this loser "buckaroo banzai isn't scifi it's a spoof" or "la jetee is an art movie" crap.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:35 (twenty years ago)

if you can make a good case for "alien isn't scifi it's horror", and you can do it in a way that i can't just turn around to say "blade runner isn't scifi it's film noir" then ... well, forget it, because you can't.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

i always think of bladerunner as connected to that moment in my life right after high school when i suddenly decided there was nothing better that film had to offer than film noir, westerns and japanese samurai movies. as you can probably guess, i thought girls were pretty confusing then. i feel like i've outgrown that and i guess outgrowing bladerunner is somehow connected.

I think you just insulted eveyone who likes almost every movie ever, and also told them that they have small penises.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:40 (twenty years ago)

21. repo man

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:43 (twenty years ago)

xpost nah, that wasn't my intention. i just think caters to a particular strain of male film buff immaturity.

gear - yes!!

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

22. starship troopers

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

i expect a chorus of "no!" quickly ; (

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

is there a verhoeven thread? i like "robocop" and "basic instinct" better.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

i'd say bladerunner can get as hamfisted as starship troopers and it can be more embarassing, too.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

like, rutger hauer releases a dove ... *GROAN*

doogie probes the brain beast ... *YAY*

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

best time i ever had in a movie theater was a midnight screening of starship troopers at cornell university

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:51 (twenty years ago)

close encounters of the third kind is complete trash. it's the forrest gump of sci-fi. any two seconds of bladerunner shits all over it.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

it's a fun movie but a little OTT. i was just thinking of it, when i saw "thank you for smoking", which was like "starship troopers" minus the fun.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

including the two seconds where deckard has the dream about the unicorn?

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

also what's wrong with forrest gump?

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

i think i'm gonna rent back to the future though.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

"it's the forrest gump of sci-fi."

no thats contact

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:56 (twenty years ago)

are you one of those people who hates spielberg just because? isn't that kind of like hating on starbucks and midwest?

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

well starship troopers is a satire!

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

etc etc etc

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

yeah, an OTT satire.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:58 (twenty years ago)

are you one of those people who hates spielberg just because? isn't that kind of like hating on starbucks and midwest?

-- vahid (vfoz...), April 17th, 2006.

no no!

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:59 (twenty years ago)

how can you say "two seconds of bladerunner shits all over" forrest gump? is "feel-bad shtick" any better than "feel-good shtick".

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:59 (twenty years ago)

as a friend outlined for me so succinctly re: forrest gump

1. romanticizing stupidity
2. trivializing history
3. too much bullshit

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 06:59 (twenty years ago)

sounds like ilx

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

;-)

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

yeah and 1 + 3 are certainly applicable to bladerunner.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

#2 is not really a bad thing is it? i mean, it's good when certain people do it but bad when spielberg does it?

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

like you could say #1 + #2 about "bridge on the river kwai" but that doesn't make it a bad movie.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:02 (twenty years ago)

how can you say "two seconds of bladerunner shits all over" forrest gump? is "feel-bad shtick" any better than "feel-good shtick".

-- vahid (vfoz...)

dude, blade runner isn't "feel bad schtick"! that would be Alien 3 or Seven or anything Fincher's done.

I think you're seeing the movie through its importance to you as an adolescent and not how it actually is.

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:03 (twenty years ago)

how it actually is = rather adolescent, like everything else attached to philip k dick

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:03 (twenty years ago)

sure, but thats 99.999999999999999999% of all science fiction!

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

anyway i am hardly the first person on this thread to frame their feelings re: bladerunner in terms of their adolescent feelings toward it!

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

xpost i gotta disagree with that.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:05 (twenty years ago)

and i thought you were a fellow Lovecraft aficianado...like that ain't adolescent!

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:05 (twenty years ago)

i'm cool with spielberg, just not his 1977 new age crapfest of a movie.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

god i hate film threads. always people with different opinions showing up.

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:07 (twenty years ago)

:-D

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:07 (twenty years ago)

Vahid does not speak a language that I even remotely understand. Seriously, it's just a pile of crap.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:07 (twenty years ago)

which pile of crap are you referring to?

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:09 (twenty years ago)

i like vahid just fine, i just can't agree with him at all on this one!

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:09 (twenty years ago)

i feel like an infocom parser.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:10 (twenty years ago)

lovecraft is childish, you're right. my feelings toward blade runner are about the same as my feelings toward lovecraft. it's pretty, i appreciate it for the atmosphere, but it doesn't really live and breathe, there's not enough space in it, every single fucking thing is there to make a point and i get tired of that after a while.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:10 (twenty years ago)

that's sort of also my problem with "starship troopers", i guess.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

i quite liked minority report.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

there's not really a moment in blade runner that's like when the NASA dude runs to the bathroom when the UFOs are landing, he practically falls on his face because he can't look away but he's gotta take a shit. or all of the "dudes in a cabin" humor and tension from "the thing", or just the little snippets of sleazy city living from "videodrome" (1000x more dystopic and prescient than bladerunner) or all the random CGI asides from "tron". that's what blade runner's missing.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:13 (twenty years ago)

and i guess when i say "adolescent" i don't really mean childish, because i can't really shit on "childish wonder", there's nothing wrong with that. more like "teenage goth coffeshop pseudo-intellectual BIG IDEAS HERE PEOPLE" sort of adolescent thinking behind bladerunner.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:15 (twenty years ago)

my feelings toward blade runner are about the same as my feelings toward lovecraft. it's pretty, i appreciate it for the atmosphere, but it doesn't really live and breathe, there's not enough space in it, every single fucking thing is there to make a point and i get tired of that after a while.

I kind of agree and ALL OF SCIENCE FICTION MOVIEMAKING TO THREAD EXCEPT FOR BLADERUNNER BECAUSE IT'S REALLY GREAT AND BRILLIANT.

See, you're trying to apply the rule to the exception. No sir.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Monday, 17 April 2006 07:16 (twenty years ago)

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The long overdue _Blade Runner_ thread