Well, I'm not going to try and get that out. Da Management are not responsible if their clientele's shenanigins get out of hand.
*C J calls Misu over and whispers into his ear*
Misu winks, and saunters over towards the pool table........
― C J, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― MarkH, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― suzy, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Yep, Misu's a vicious little mouser. He has no regard for life (human or otherwise) at all in fact and will, without any hesitation or remorse, tear eyeballs out and/or remove all the skin from a person's body upon my command.
He seems to have dealt with the appendage which was wedged in the pool table quite nicely, don't you think? Shame it looks like something which people cook for dinner now. Ah well.
*C J mixes Kahlua, Vodka and ice-cold milk together in the blender, pours carefully into a glass for Suzy, and really really hopes she has got this one right*
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― DG, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Just a lemonade DG? Are you sure? I'm glad one of us is staying sober. There are a lot of very squiffy people in here and I'm afraid it's all going to go a bit downhill soon. I hope it doesn't degenerate into one of those riotous evenings where we all lurch about singing "Barnacle Bill The Sailor" and other such tasteful rugby songs!
*hands a sambuca to Chris* A Boilermaker too, eh? Beer and whisky sounds a lethal concoction, but here goes .........
C J helps herself to a glass of white wine, kicks off her shoes, and finally starts to unwind after a dismal day at work.
Anyone watch any tennis today?
― DavidM, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RickyT, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Anyway, a pint of best and bag of pork scratchings please.
Oh, and my names Richard, I'm an old man round these parts and I like ale, badgers, DFW and Throwing Muses.
― stevie mitch, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Matt, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Lantau eh? How long ago were you there. I have very fond memories of the Frog & Toad (though this is sadly no more now) and joining in the Mud Olympigs there (all for chariddy, mate).
I was in Kowloon Tong (miles from anywhere) to start with, but was lucky enough to move to the island to a smashing flat in Old Peak Road, complete with swimming pool. Oh, happy days!
Is it true that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?
― C J, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
It's lucky I live in Oxfordshire, as I am well-placed to go and investigated that Badger wine later today. Do the RSPCA know about this?
Barnacle Bill The Sailor is a bawdy rugby song, which I am far-too- much-of-a-lady to sing for you know (mostly because it is 6am and I am sober).
Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Cried the Fair Young Maiden................
Did you find yourself a handsome man? I have one here, but he's spoken-for I'm afraid.
(sorry if you've been waiting rather a long time for this - I blame it on British Summer Time, continental drift and the angle of dangle)
If you fancy unwinding after work Julia, take your Margarita and toddle along to the jacuzzi room - I think I just saw the New Zealand rugby team headed that way.
Would patrons kindly refrain from Throwing Muses until I have sorted out the paperwork regarding the Muse Throwing Licence?
I thank you
For my drink I would like a singapore sling with about ten or eleven cherries in it.
For the love of all things holy, don't let me drink too much. If my cheeks start to get pink, please would you call me a cab and send me home?
― rainy, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Just finished work then? How's NZ today? I've just been chatting to a friend of mine in Hamilton....she loves it over there, but gets homesick for strange things such as Pickled Onion Flavour Monster Munch. I am always sending her Emergency Care Packages!
Misu - I need some breakfast. Fetch me a plate of Marmite soldiers and a cuppa tea would you? Ta.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Night night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite!
― mark s, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
yeah, there you go darlin that's it get in... ah course I spent my young years in the navy you know it were the sixties then took me son to a black sabbath concert the other week he sez "dad, there's nuffink I could buy that can match this" it's the chinese you really got to worry about, well football all a game of cat and mouse these days aint it, i mean sarf korea, dont get it meself.... DUNEDIN? hang on aint that sarf of the river? sorry that'll be extra luv ....anyway course i spent my young years in the navy you know it were the sixties then took me son to a black sabbath concert the uvver week (repeat to fade)
― Senor Pulpo, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
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― The Taxi Driver, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Oh, and thanks for getting that pool cue out of my lower intestine - do you know how embarassing it gets having to go up to the emergency ward every time that happens?
Now who's that piece of meat hwo just strolled in the door? Whatever he's having, I'll have him.
― Queen of the Porches Leaving Their Men Club G, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
That monkey shite and rugby sauna malarkey was for Anthony's leaving do.
I hardly know him, but I'm missing him already.
I'm sorry that Misu greeted you so enthusiastically - I'm working on his social skills, but he's still a bit too keen I'm afraid. Next time, perhaps you shouldn't bend over quite so far? It seems to encourage him. Still, it was thoughtful of you to lubricate the pool table pockets so thoroughly.
There's a First Aid Room over there - next to the Siesta Room, see? - and I'm sure that Dr Love and his medical team will be happy to look at your mangled bits. They have a magnifying glass and tweezers, I understand. :)
Can you be ready for, say, 8 o'clock?
Would you like a drink now you're here?
(C J pours herself a glass of wine, and offers the bottle to Jeskam)
*offers QueenOfTheDamned an interesting cocktail as a way of apologising*
How's Rain, by the way? She's gone very quiet over there in the corner.