As I inched my way off the seat, I believe I said, "I'm going to go direct Yentl now."
― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
oh okay i thought u meant:
http://badpamma.com/images/model_babs_color.jpg
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
hott girls at gay bars = good
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
kenan i kiss you. those old posts made my morning excellent.
also, i really have no opinion. i've invited so many straight people to gays bars that i have no problem. (i mean, if people REALLY LIKE DISCO, they have a right to go somewhere where they can hear it played super-loud, right?)
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh the hot girls are always the ones i want to punch. it's the crazy theatrical big ugly girls i love in a gay bar.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
(and no i'm not getting confused between them and the queens)
you want to punch girls
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
well, yknow. not really. but if i see paris hilton fake lipgloss style girl next to some hot young twink boyfriend (and this is anywhere not just at gay bars), my first inner thought is: 'punch the girl and kidnap the boy'
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
so it's more inner reaction to the beauty myth than actual physical, outward reaction to the beauty myth.
etc.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
"I Punch Beauty: The Table is the Table Story"
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
really? my first thought is "enjoy your shitty lives, if you are able"
― goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://th05.deviantart.net/fs26/300W/i/2008/241/4/6/black_beauty_by_holdyourhorses.jpg
"Why the punchings? ;_;"
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
oh no i love me a horsey. i discriminate against humans only. and fuckin spiders, egads.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
how about celibate spiders
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Fuck 'em.
― cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
yo even charlotte creeps me out. look at that tiny mouth!
http://www.nmr.com/uploads/charlotte.jpg
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
You are straight.
― cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
got me there
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ok well this is not what i meant by hot girls but whatever.
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
typical ilx :)
me: i like hot girls
table: i like ugly girls
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
eric: who goes to gay bars?
― cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
lol. excellent.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
You're gay.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
!
― how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
On the weekend, an overly solicitous salesman in a gayish swimwear store was giving me a lengthy sales pitch when suddenly he stopped, indicated a particularly fruity pair of speedos, and said, "Can I tell you something serious? Straight men buy these now. They go to Arc (trashy gay nightclub) because they like the music and they like to have their back licked by men, but they won't have sex with you. They're not gay for sex." This rant went forever and became more and more clearly about one particular dude who had refused to sleep with the salesmen, ending with, "And he has a wife. She knows all about it." Did not seem like a good time to tell him I have girlfriend.
― sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
want to hear that story in more detail!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
So does that straight man wear the speedos to the club? That would make it a lot easier for people to lick his back, if he was just wearing speedos.
― mh, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."
― sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
gayish swimwear store
?
― goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
― sandy, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
amazing
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i can only imagine your face as he is telling you that story
Yeah what were you doing there in the first place?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking for gayish swimwear, obv.
― sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
lolz
― goth brooks (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 13 November 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link