c/d: paris hilton

OH NO PARIS HILTON LOST 5 POUNDS

well, if i lost five pounds, hurrah. but she's skin and bones already...

or maybe she's on some weird disappearing competition thing with nicole ritchie:

The best thing about this thread is still J0hn D.'s haughty (and OTM) lectures about bj technique.

She gives good head from the visual evidence.

-- C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, February 8, 2005 1:05 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

It would be cool if she died already so I wouldn't have to hear about her anymore. Oh wait, that would make her even more popular.

Shakey?

lolz @ little girl tactic of refusing to eat (preceded by little girl temper tantrum tactic "Mommy it isn't faiiiiirrr!")

is she dead yet

I mean what more classic spoiled brat behavior is there than refusing to eat in order to get yr parents' attention/sympathy

wishing ppl death is pretty bratty

she is not people. she is celebrity.

damn

Huge lolz at Shakey's Candyman impersonation!

Ok, I'm hooked now.
http://teamsugar.com/files/images/this_is_paris1_0.jpg

fuckin pocket rat

new paris is cuter.

this is a lie:
The hotel heiress, who is serving a 45-day sentence for driving on a suspended license, has sparked concerns after losing over 5lbs in a week and appearing "weak and lethargic."

Paris' weight has plummeted to 100lbs since she was transferred back to California's Century Regional Detention Center last week.

everyone knows nicole ritchie only let girls under 100lbs into her memorial day party

out 2morrow! Larry on Wed!

btw i like old Paris, cute

Re: old/new picture - where did that dog go? Has it been turned into her boobs?

paris' neighbors allegedly claim she's very bad with her dogs and lets them run wild down the street or something

::shrugs::

her skin tone is frightening

almost anyone would be cuter than zombie Paris

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/this_is_paris.jpg

that's a tough one

She's free! Let's see how Mother Theresa she's really going to become after all this "want to use my celebrity to make the world a better place"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6240036.stm

She is scheduled to appear on Larry King's CNN talk show on Wednesday... which has replaced a planned interview with filmmaker Michael Moore.

ooh, burn

DVR set to record tho

I should have gone to Teddy's tonight.

I completely forgot about this when I just wrote that Mother Theresa thing.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1179866,00.html?cid=redirect-articles/

so xcited

lolz @ Paris in India

I have to say that the photos of Paris beaming ear-to-ear as she leaves the prison are possibly the only time I have ever seen her genuinely smile.

she looks so good in those photos

ok so I was checking the Ultimate Warrior's blog to see if he'd posted about Benoit yet and found this:
http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2007/06/13/before-the-house-of-hilton-bred-whores/

she looks so good in those photos

An inadvertant detox regimen will do that.

she's classic all the way

xp
because there are never drugs in jail!

...

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/26/paris-totally-sketched-out/

omg dots her eyes with hearts = hang her now

OMG Her interpretation of herself is pretty hilarious

Those are clearly distant seagulls, not hearts.

(Interpretations of "distance" may vary, cf. wall/locker perspective lines in drawing.)

I like how "LA County Jail" labels are dutifully inscribed in the drawing. What's a girl if she doesn't know her labels lolz amirite

I like how she gave herself giant manga eyes. Reminds me of drawings I would do as a kid where I had clearly spent 15 minutes drawing the main subject and about 30 seconds on the background.

That handwriting is awesome.

That is sixth grade preppie girl handwriting

Thank you, guys, for biting off of every variant of the joke the "Daliy Show" writers made about Paris' handwriting last week.

she should consider leaving her makeup at home more often

I didn't see any of last week's Daily Shows :(

a douchebag is a hygenic product, so i will consider that a compliment
the daily show's writers are successful and probably have cable, so i will consider that a compliment

I didn't see any of last week's Daily Shows :(

Me neither.

hope to see ya aournd paris :/ dont be http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1424/parisendnh4.gif