so not gonna happen

http://a269.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/127/l_0fa98f3954e295dd02166ce85b935a3c.jpg

oooh, sophisti-bitch

yo griff

if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay
if you honeslty think that i haven't had sex with the grls yer gay

hahahahaha

OTFMB

(i was kidding around, shhh).

She had made a comment on Diehl's myspace, and I thought it looked a bit like the chick on the right in the original photo so I added her on myspace and waited for her to add me back.

lolololololol

glad i'm not the only one.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8992/db5101775223vv4.jpg

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Am I naive, but who the fuck thinks that such a look is attractive? Can't they count the sniggers which must outweigh the amount of "OMG HEZ A COOTIE! TEEHEEE" writings on the toilet door?

What...

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THAT GUY'S SKIN?

I would hope, in a way, it's a skin disease so his parents realize he's not the idiot he really is.

Does that make sense?

But then what about the hair? Permanently frozen due to shock?

i've seen dudes with hair like that -- i would, since i live in northern new jersey & the NY metro area is, like, ground-zero for that kinda shit.

i've NEVER seen that kind of oompa-loompaish orange skin, not on a young guy anyway -- i've seen some older women who look almost that orangeish, though.

In Japan it wasn't that uncommon for a while. It was almost that orange, but not quite. Still looked quite daft.

besides oompa-loompas, mr. lobster-skin also looks like this fellow:

http://www.pirate-king.com/images/palywoschmiser2.jpg

never mind my bandwidth-thievery -- here is what he looks like:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/palywoschmiser2.jpg

bill clinton?

I wonder if Mr Pink laughs at the guy on the right for being so pale.

Dear Jesus,

Please never ever let this thread die.

Thanks.

this pic needs to be titled, "U GONNA GET RAPED BY MELANOMA"

Why, have studies linked tan-in-a-can to melanoma?

Where is that Eisbaer? It can ONLY be North Jersey or Long Island (or maybe Staten Island?)

mods- plz delete all posts about guidos on this thread thanks.

i can't decide whether the dude in back tanned himself to look more like snoop or wore the old man suit to look more like joe dimaggio. ok delete away thx u been a grate crowd.

Heat miser!

Eisbaer OTM

Where is that Eisbaer? It can ONLY be North Jersey or Long Island (or maybe Staten Island?)

see also: rochester, ny.

at least this happened

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1042/678418018_1a2bd32e07_b.jpg

is that a tara reid wax figure on our left there?

that is going to happen and you know it

oh, that's gonna happen

stripper/whatever on right has a rather pretty face

stripper? only if you're talking about PAINT stripper!

*rimshot*

(potentially with a double-meaning, too)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/495378826_d0eab64a03_b.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32481193@N00/495378826/

(xpost) wouldn't be so sure HH. there is confidence in that boy's eyes.

also, one on the right's smile is genuine.

lol louis

Mevan Randeniya - whois?

http://www.myspace.com/littlemissjennifernicole

Kristine Elezaj's myspace is even better - she's a singer! Clearly destined for fame.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/495390064_139e3954f4.jpg
What kind of assholes do this to a perfectly good Porsche?

freeks.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/305064458_4cf9f46be7_b.jpg
Gonna happen maybe?

stripper? only if you're talking about PAINT stripper!

I didn't even notice this until freaking Louis Jagger pointed it out.

you mean it's all painted on? :s

I wonder how you get a job painting on naked chicks.

i wonder how you get a job being a painted naked chick

i guess, you just have to be good looking and shameless and the rest is easy