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also 50% of your example sentences are way worse than, the first sentence

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

forks, clove, tofu

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

the law firm of forks, clove & tofu

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

"Despair is a spiritual weapon. It is also the gay-marriage movement's single most powerful weapon."

ftr I would murder anyone who would seriously contemplate writing this

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics. I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for argument. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it. English and history allow you to argue any point.
- Malcolm X

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

xp to dan

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that looks even more like a 4th grade paper with the period in the middle

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

maggie gallagher really deserves for her kid(s) to end up gay as fuck

jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

Despair is a single spiritual weapon, which is a weapon which is a powerful weapon which is used by the gay-marriage movement,

Fetchboy, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

gay, as, fuck!

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

commas are a spiritual, weapon? and forks, is, clueless, about their use!

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

see me after class

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

lo,l

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

"Despair is a spiritual weapon; it is the gay-marriage movement's single most powerful weapon."

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

^^^repetition

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

for emphasis

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh, don't, bring, the, innocent, SEMI----COLON, into, this

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

i.e. don't use the same word twice in one sentence if you can help it

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

"Despair is a spiritual weapon; it is the gay-marriage movement's single most powerful weapon."

it just reads like an unreasonably literate Kanye lyric

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

"Despair, as a spiritual force, is the most powerful weapon that gay-marriage proponents wield."

get out of here with this

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

forceclovetofu

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

======D~espair is a spiritual weapon, and it is the gay-marriage movement's single most powerful weapon.

Fetchboy, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

despair is a single, gay, weapon of powerful semicolons, singular in their movement

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

forks your sentences suck

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

Despair is a spiritual weapon, man
It is the gay-marriage movement's single most powerful weapon, man

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

a long, powerful weapon

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

for fucks sake
can we all agree that it is a fucking nonsensical sentiment so I can go back to editing press releases?

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

god help those press releases

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

i feel bad for the commas

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

you have, no! business; editing

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

Everyone stop being tedious

how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

somebody's on his period

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

Everbody: stop being tedious!

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

Everbody: come on and dance and sing!

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

Clap Your Hands? Say Yeah!

you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

how about these commas

re: 'Railing [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

It has achieved some legal improvement and contributed to a decline in the abortion rate. If you care about such things, that's not nothing. In fact, it's lifesaving.

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

oh good she goes off the page and talks about nuns! http://tv.nationalreview.com/offthepage/post/?q=NmYzOTNmM2QzNTY4NWU2MWRiMDM4ZTNlNmFkMGZmZDA=

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

"'Railing"? What was abbreviated here?

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

How Do You Solve a Problem Like K-Lo?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

i have NO clue what 'railing is

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

something that has achieved some legal improvement

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.answers.com/topic/railing

thank you, answers.com

The Dance at the Crossroads (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

maggie gallagher really deserves for her kid(s) to end up gay as fuck

I know why people say this, but I hope this is not the case because look at the way Alan Keyes has treated his poor daughter.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

nothing is abbreviated, she just dumb, i think it references this earlier post

Thirty years of railing against abortion hasn't accomplished much, has it?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

Railing [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

i thought it was short for derailing

harbl, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

surprised that mr. que is not into Railing [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

Re: Conservative Values Conflict [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

There's no conflict. If you want to assume humans have no reason and can't be encouraged to exercise sexual discipline for the sake of self-respect, if nothing else — which I do not — there is another a word that avoids the "abort or be a single-mother" distraction equation: adoption.

That's not always an easy solution. But it actually is one that avoids ending a human life.

Does she consider all forms of birth control abortion?

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 6 November 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)


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