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MUMMY HES BEING NASTY TO ME! *bawls*

― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Please stop posting. Please.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

I really love the new Facebook? I suppose I would.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Updated: 28 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 4:23pm"
"Updated: 28 of your friends joined the group I Hate Facebook's Facelift. 2:59pm"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

TIME magazine has picked up on the Facebook backlash. Strange. This is news?

― Major Alfonso (Major Alfonso), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

tracerhand OTM, people petitioning to facebook about this shit need to go read a book or something.

― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

a book about faces?

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 7 September 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

When I read things like this, Im kinda glad I grew up without computers.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 7 September 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I just got the following e-mail from Facebook:

Hi John,

Now you can join Facebook! You tried to register last April, before we allowed everyone to sign up.

To register for Facebook using any email address, go to:

http://register.facebook.com

Thanks,
The Facebook Team

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

someone on Facebook tried to bro rape me last weekend!

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

it's not all about you, y'know

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

they sure taught you good values in the boy scouts

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

at least i'm not a convicted felon!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna leave my house now!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

weak

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

omg, i am jaymc's friend!

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

be my friend

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

Now you can join Facebook! You tried to register last April, before we allowed everyone to sign up.

So now the concept of waitlisting students has spread to their social networking sites. Beautiful.

I couldn't find an old friend of mine last week searching his name on myspace when it hit me, "______ has always been a bit too conceited and way too social to not have any social e-profile networking thingamajigger...but he wouldn't be on myspace anyway...too popular...doesn't show elite status or isn't some club...if only there was some other sites just like myspace but seemed to be more about distancing yourself from the unwashed masFACEBOOK DOT COM!"

I checked out the site and sure enough I found him. Just goes to show how far mean generalizations about people will get you in life.

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

thought control experiment successful

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

okay, this is because i got a group email from the guy who runs the web company that oversees a site i sometimes write for, saying that that website now has a facebook profile and that we should add it, oh, and hey, add him while we're at it, cheers, etc!

so, okay, it's kinda creepy for people not in college/over 30 to be on facebook, right? myspace, sure, 'cause of like, the music/bands, whatever, i don't know, it's unwashed hilarity (what i'm saying is i'm still on myspace, yeah. and the site in question isn't even), but, uh, facebook? i thought it was really just for college kids who want to fuck each other? am i so wrong for doing a spit-take and laughing when i received the above email from mr. internet entrepreneur?

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

It isn't just about college kids who want to fuck each other. It's about anybody who wants to fuck college kids.

― Gukbe, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I just had to create a Facebook profile for work! Their reasoning: "You're one of the more technology-savvy librarians. We should start a staff group! You must join!" Don't they know it's weird? They don't! Sad!

I was tempted to say, in the section where you say how you know each other, that I had slept with every one of my coworkers on Facebook.

I didn't.

You can be my friend, if you like. last name: dahl

― molly mummenschanz, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

that kind of temptation wld be too much for. i am having a hard enough time not replying-to-all with something 'comedic' about this email.

i promise not to join facebook

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

The Lex just befriended me on Facebook.

― jaymc, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

facebook's not just for college kids--professors and recent alumni have profiles, too; but i do think it's weird to be in your mid-30s and get on facebook and none of your friends have it. i cant speak for all college students, but i (and almost everyone i know) don't use it as a myspace-type meet-people-over-facebook thing; really, it's a friend-people-i-already-know-and-keep-in-touch-with-people-i-don't-see thing. so i reject randos who friend me (altho im happy to accept any ILXors who want to be my friend unless youre weird; my real name is m4x r3@d and i go to 0cc1d3nt4l c0ll3g3)

i dont like the idea of facebook getting all democratized and ugly like myspace (and having a ton of "entities" like companies/bands have their own profiles instead of just "groups").

keep it clean and efficient and fascist--and well-designed--and there wont be a problem.

― max, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

everyone, befriend me! :-D

p.s. I'm never touching myspace, it's DIRTY

― unfished business, Thursday, 1 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I'm fckn lurving facebook atm. So many random knobs from the ol' school days on there.

― Drooone, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

This is great! Folks like me who are comfortable with others knowing a little about my life won't mind the changes, and the more secretive types will be forced to grow up and stop minding what everyone thinks!

-- Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 23:28 (7 months ago)

O the ironee.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

I still regret my hand in LJ's downfall

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

Aw quit beating yourself up about that!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Should I use Facebook? I have my email address for grad school now. I still don't really know what it is.

― admrl, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

Use Facebook, and join the IRM appreciation group.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

why would I do that if I don't know what IRM is? It's difficult to appreciate the unknown.

― admrl, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

join the IRM appreciation group.

OMG

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

i promise not to join facebook

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, March 1, 2007 4:21 PM (1 month ago)

yeah. i forgot i even wrote that.
so it's not really a broken promise then.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

I still regret my hand in LJ's downfall

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Aw quit beating yourself up about that!

-- Trayce, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:02 PM (2 hours ago)

Yeah, Curt1s, you weren't the jerkoff in that situation.

― max, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-719.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v72/23/91/4302681/n4302681_30543719_1657.jpg

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

join the IRM appreciation group.

Yes, yes indeed.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

i am an officer of squeee!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

NUVVIEWORLD

― get bent, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

i hope when the IRM "spiceworld" type biopic gets made it's called "nuvvieworld"

― get bent, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

i hope when the IRM "spiceworld" type biopic gets made it's called "nuvvieworld"

― get bent, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

I hope E. Costello cameos in it as well, like he did in its namesake.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

Cuddlestein Mountain!

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok guise i joined the I R-M facebook grp what now?

― max, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

you will be bestowed a title, then you should post on the wall. i mean that's all we really do.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

is there some kind of identification card i get to carry?

― max, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

you get to carry pride.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

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