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jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Quick, someone name me the connection between o.g. Crossroads and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey!

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

face-melting solo leads

dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Glitter is set in like 1984, which I thought was an interesting choice, since it's several years before the real Mariah first made it big. Assuming Mariah had some creative input in the script, I think she liked the idea of setting it within the musical landscape that existed when she was 14 and probably sang along to the radio with a hairbrush in her bedroom.

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Like, there's totally a scene where she plays around with a then-newfangled DX-7 synthesizer.

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

face-melting solo leads

...played by Steve Vai!

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, and I considered saying that after cheating and peeking at the IMDB pages, but I only saw his name on the list for Crossroads.

dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

What about Joan Crawford's eyebrows?

http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/images/2002/08/03/eyebrows.gif

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I watched Mildred Pierce with Julia this weekend. I'd seen it before, a long time ago, and remembered thinking it was good. Boy was I wrong. What a nonsensical movie.

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

After the first disc of The O.C., I was all "meh," but the last couple episodes of Disc 2 have been choice. Summer was so bitchy at first, I couldn't stand her, but now she's really growing on me, esp. in her interactions with Seth. Also, it's interesting to me how much the show is about money, and not just as subtext: it's actively discussed all the time.

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "ian somerhalder's eyebrows"
Results 1 - 10 of about 99 for "joan crawford's eyebrows"

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "mother teresa's eyebrows" - did not match any documents.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, so let's say you're at zero with your car stereo, as in, you don't have one, but there is a plug or two sticking out. Does anyone have any clue how you could rig an ipod hookup in there to play through the car speakers?

KitCat, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think we can, Sarah, you need something in between to amplify the signal.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the cheapest thing would actually be to buy an old tape deck car stereo from a pawn shop and use the cassette tape adaptor for the ipod.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

That's what I use.

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 6 of about 0 for "stallone's eyebrows". (0.22 seconds)

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Just stick the wires into a hole in the iPod.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

If none of the current holes in the iPod work, drill a new one.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Please don't do any of that without disconnecting the battery first.

dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

get one boombox

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Hum.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Wear headphones while driving.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicago: House of Bad Ideas

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Target usually has fairly affordable stereos, don't they? If you get a new one, it will have a line-in jack.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Or let me sing to you while you drive.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Bad Idea Jeans

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"I usually wear a condom, but then I thought, 'Hey, when's the next time I'll be in Haiti?'"

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

But if we got a tape deck from a pawn shop, we'd still have to pay to get it professionally installed, so maybe it wouldn't cost that much more to just buy a new cd player somewhere? I don't know. Any recs on a decent pawn shop and/or installer?

KitCat, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OH, Target you say...

KitCat, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm no expert, but I think installing a tape deck is nearly as easy as ripping one out.

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

It is very easy. I've done it a few times, and I'm stupid as a bag of doorknobs.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I think you just plug the doohickey in the whatsit-hole. I THINK I could probably do it. The only hard part would probably be mounting it.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, shit, if Jesse can do it than I DEFINITELY can.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

DEFINITELY.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Insert some sort of hilarious joke about Nick mounting his stereo.

I would look online. eBay, Craigslist, Amazon, Half.com, cheapstingbastard.com, etc.com.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Just steal one.

Jordan, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Not only am I stupid, I'm ugly too, so there's no WAY you could fail.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

buybackyourcarstereofromthedudeswhostoleit.com

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

middleschoolbathroomrape.com

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Please... Middle School Bathroom Sodomy

dan m, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Rape is funnier than sodomy.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HILARIOUS

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooops, that was supposed to be cheapstingybastard.com. Though I think they've changed their official name to cheapstingybargains.com.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

It's hot either way.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe those comments didn't encourage an extended conversation.

n/a, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

neither rape nor sodomy hold a candle to turkey fucking in the comedy department

kenan, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, I wasn't in on the original joke.

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 824 for "john's eyebrows".

Eazy, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link


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